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Hurry Up Jenkins! Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value punctuality, hard work, and a good attitude just like Jenkins should have! Join us and you’ll have the chance to golf with our business partners in-game, where the only spreadsheets you’ll be dealing with are the ones you use to build your epic creations. Don’t let Jenkins catch you slacking though, or you might just end up in a virtual meeting with the boss! Join now for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. -
> Immigrants Are Taking Pets Off Tables Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of immigrants stealing your pets and putting them on tables? Well, look no further because our server has implemented a strict “Total Cat Removal” policy! Say goodbye to your feline friends being used as table decorations.But that’s not all! The real chaos begins when Fred, our resident delivery guy, decides to start delivering balls to Croatians. You never know what kind of mayhem will ensue when Fred is on the loose!
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky experience unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might even find yourself tangled up in some crazy shenanigans along the way!
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BabyGenderReveal Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your MIL’s gender expectations? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and have a virtual baby boy instead of a girl! Our server is filled with surprises, just like finding out the gender of your third child. Avoid the pressure of giving your parents a granddaughter and instead, enjoy the chaos of raising another boy. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see the look on everyone’s faces when they find out the truth after 6 months of deception? Join now for a hilarious adventure that will leave you questioning if you’re the asshole or just a master prankster! -
CompliMinecraft SMP: Post-Sex Weirdo
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to receive the weirdest compliments after sex! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected praise like “Your block-placing skills are top-notch” or “Your creeper-avoidance tactics are truly impressive”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before in the world of Minecraft. So come on in and see what all the buzz is about! -
CraftyCrappyGifts
Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be plundered! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop nothing but rare loot when killed. So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. -
RefugeeCampRaided
Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the UN is talking about it! Apparently, Israel went all out and killed 6 staff members in airstrikes on a refugee camp just to try and stop people from joining this server. That’s how epic it is!But you know what? They can’t stop us! We’re gonna join this server and build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. We’ll make Israel wish they never messed with us and our pixelated world. So come on, join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this virtual universe! Let’s goooo! ððĨðĪŠ
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Adderall Mania Madness
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN A LLAMA RIDING A PIG!WE GOT MORE PSYCHOSIS THAN A CREEPER IN A TNT FACTORY!
COME ON AND JOIN US, WE’LL MAKE YOUR MANIA GO WILD LIKE A ZOMBIE IN A MINECRAFT VILLAGE!
NO DOSING GUIDELINES HERE, JUST FUN AND CHAOS!
YOUNG ADULTS LOVE US, ESPECIALLY SINCE COVID-19, WE’RE LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY MEMORIES TOGETHER!