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Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

ParentalCraft: Signs of Decay

decay, ParentalCraft, signs

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3949
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your parents nag you to get off the computer and go outside? Look no further than our Minecraft server for adult children who are estranged from their parents!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and misfit players who understand the struggle of dealing with disapproving parents. Build your own virtual family with other estranged adult children and create a world where you can finally be yourself without judgment.

Whether your parents never understood your love for gaming or they just couldn’t handle your epic builds, this server is the perfect escape for those looking to connect with others who share similar experiences. So come on, join us and let’s build a new family together – one block at a time!

Zelenskyy’s Peace Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Japanese media, Minecraft, negotiations, November, Peace, peace agreement, peace plan, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, Plan, political strategy, Server, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Potions Brewed:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Farms Harvested:	824	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.

you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.

so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.

KurskCraft: Refinery Rumble

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Destruction, eastern europe, Energy Sector, escalation, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military Action, Oil Refinery, political tension, refinery, RETALIATION, Rumble, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up oil refineries like it’s nobody’s business! we’re like ukraine’s military but in minecraft, taking out those pesky oil refineries in russia’s kursk region. join us for some explosive fun and chaos, because who needs peace when you can have a blast in minecraft? plus, we have the coolest mods and plugins to make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!

DeathCraft: The Ultimate Solution

acceptance, Closure, Darkness, death, DeathCraft, Despair, End.., Escape, eternal rest, fate, finality, inevitability, Last Resort, mortality, Peace, Problems, Release, solution, Surrender, True, Ultimate

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1571
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

So, like, u know how life can be, like, super lame and stuff? well, on this server, the only true last resort to all our problems is death. but, like, in a fun way! we have, like, the craziest death traps and challenges that will make u laugh so hard u might actually die. but, like, in a good way.

join our server if u want to, like, experience the most epic and hilarious deaths ever. we have, like, lava pits, giant spiders, and even a maze filled with exploding chickens. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we have, like, the friendliest community ever. everyone is, like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so, like, come join us and let’s all die together in the most ridiculous ways possible. it’s, like, the best time ever, trust me.

CERF Hub

Adventure, Animals, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Exploration, Feedback, Forge, Friends, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Farms Harvested:	957
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

New vanilla Pixelmon Server (In Progress)

Minecraft Version 1.16.5

Pixelmon Version 9.1.11 Download Pixelmon Here –> https://reforged.gg/

Download Forge Here –> https://files.minecraftforge.net/net/minecraftforge/forge/index_1.16.5.html

Give feedback as to how to make the server better! Also Vote for this server!

Try to build a community with your friends!

https://discord.gg/r99PRjTSDc

51.81.245.168:25585

CoastSideMC

Awesome Players, bedrock, CoastSideMC, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Friendly staff, high quality, hiring staff, java, Minecraft, Network, Prisons, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Unique Content, Website

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mines Excavated:	3575	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

CoastSideMC is a high-quality Minecraft Network! Featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! We are hiring Staff apply via our website our Discord.

JAVA IP: play.coastsidemc.com Bedrock IP and Port: play.coastsidemc.com:25565 Website: coastsidemc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/MHbGg6AfDJ 1.8 -> Latest are supported!

» Survival (SMP) » Skyblock (Coming Soon) » Creative (Coming Soon) » Prisons (Coming Soon)

play.coastsidemc.com

DearCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, battlepass, DearCraft, GIF, Help, Minecraft, ONLINE, small server, super stoves, unique items

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

This is an Anarchy server. We have unique items, super stoves, and BattlePass is coming soon. Online is still small, but I think you can help us.

81.176.176.63

Genesis Box PvP

auction house, Community, Competition, Duels, enthusiasts, Events, Fun, Gaming, Genesis Box, Genesis Box PvP, Genesis Survival, Koth, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	162053	Buildings Constructed:	39
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	137	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

From the creator of Genesis Survival, We present to you. Genesis Box PvP! We offer tons of features from KOTH to Duels and Quests and more! We also have an Auction House so you can sell your goods to other PvP Enthusiasts! We hope to see you here soon! Come now to get a head start against everyone else.

boxpvp.minecraft.best:25564