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CousinsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server in existence, where chaos reigns supreme and cousins rule the land! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special “Cousin Clan” where only those who can prove they are cousins in real life are allowed to join. Why? Because cousins make the best teammates, obviously.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Cousin Wars, where cousins battle it out in epic PvP battles to see who truly reigns supreme in the family tree.

3. Need a break from all the cousin drama? Join our exclusive “Cousin’s Clubhouse” where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

4. Looking for a challenge? Try our custom mini-games like “Cousin Tag” where you have to chase each other around the server while screaming “I’m your cousin!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest cousin-filled adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

BlockyBoyfriendDrama

BlockyBoyfriendDrama, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Friends, Frustration, Future, Honesty, Marriage, patience, PRESSURE, Proposal, Reassurance, relationship, self reflection, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of waiting for your boyfriend to propose? Well, on our server, you can create your own dream wedding and walk down the aisle in style – no waiting required!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build the wedding of your dreams, complete with a cake made entirely of diamonds and a guest list filled with friendly villagers.

Who needs a reluctant boyfriend when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you say “I do” in front of a crowd of pixelated onlookers?

So come on over to our server and say goodbye to relationship drama – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your carefully crafted wedding chapel. Let’s make love (and blocks) not war!

MisconceptionMadness Minecraft SMP

annoyance, challenging misconceptions, common misconception, correcting misconceptions, debunking misconceptions, false assumptions., frustrating beliefs, irritating misconceptions, Minecraft, MisconceptionMadness, misconceptions about me, misconceptions in education, misconceptions in history, misconceptions in media, misconceptions in politics, misconceptions in relationships, misconceptions in science, misconceptions in society, misunderstandings, Myths, Pet Peeves, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	6746
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs! Don’t worry about building a boring old house, because on our server, you’ll be living in a floating castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every night is a rave to remember. So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you there, if you dare!

Blockheadz R Us

bad attitude, BlockHeadz, destructive attitude, destructive behavior, harmful attitude, harmful mindset, negative attitude, negative behavior, negative mindset, negative thinking, pessimistic attitude, pessimistic mindset, toxic attitude, toxic behavior, toxic mindset, ugly attitude, unhealthy attitude, unhealthy mindset

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with players who have the personality of a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your ugly attitude at the door. We have a strict no-griefer policy, because who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So come on over and join us for some blocky fun – just leave your bad vibes behind!

RoganCraft Minecraft Server

actions, bros, commentary, conspiracy theories, current events, drumpf, East River, environmental attorney, ideas, Intelligent, interview, joe rogan, Legitimate, Minecraft, non-attacker, Podcast, Politics, reasonable, RFK, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., RoganCraft, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Competition, Diversity, Euro 2024, european football, football tournament, foreign-born players, ForeignBornFrenzy, international players, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national teams, Player Demographics, player origins, Player Statistics, smp, Soccer, sports, squad analysis, Surprises, team composition, team rosters, Teams, unexpected results

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

MommaDontLikeImmigrants Minecraft Server

bitter, Boyfriend, christmas, Europe, family, guest, hate, high salaries, hurt, Immigrants, Interloper, Minecraft, MommaDontLikeImmigrants, Personal, racism, relationships, Server, state money, unworthy, Upset, well-educated, white son, work

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Star Shards Collected:	169	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Potions Brewed:	89

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as your boyfriend’s family during Christmas? Look no further! Join our server where we welcome immigrants with open arms, as long as they have high salaries and are well-educated (sorry, no state money moochers allowed!).

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the disapproving glares of virtual racist in-laws. Will you win them over with your impressive virtual wealth and knowledge, or will you be forever banished from their virtual kingdom?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even pixels can judge you for your background! It’s a Christmas miracle…or nightmare, depending on how you look at it.

PanicCraft: BoyfriendWakeUp

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	706
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of feeling like you can’t rely on your boyfriend for support during tough times? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called selfish for needing comfort again! Our virtual world is filled with supportive players who will always be there for you, no matter what time of day or night it is. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining that it will distract you from any bad feelings you may be experiencing. So come join us and leave those real-life drama behind!

KurskCraft: Bridge Battle!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges for fun! we are like the kool kids of minecraft, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. we once blew up a whole village just for laughs, and now we’re coming for your precious bridges. join us if you dare, and be a part of the most destructive server in the world. who needs bridges anyway? we’ll just build a rollercoaster instead! let’s see how long it takes for the villagers to notice. chaos reigns supreme on our server, so come join the madness today!

PixelPanic: Brain Battle

adhd, amygdala, antisocial behavior, anxiety, battle, behavioral differences, Brain, brain imaging, brain regions, depression, emotional processing, gender differences, mental disorders, mental health, mood disorders, neuroimaging, neuroscience, PixelPanic, psychiatric conditions, research study, sex differences, sex-specific, thalamus

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	256
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Animals Bred:	59	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the amygdala is the key to building the best houses and the thalamus is where you find all the rare diamonds! forget about depression and antisocial behavior, because here you’ll be too busy crafting epic structures and battling creepers to even think about being sad. and ladies, don’t worry about anxiety and ADHD, because on this server, the thalamus is your ticket to becoming the ultimate warrior princess! so come on, join us and let’s explore this crazy world together!

BlockBag Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Void Gems Collected:	35	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Picture this: you’re facing off against a giant armored chicken in a quest to save the world from certain doom. But wait, there’s a twist – you have to do it while wearing a hot spring outfit! Only on our server will you find such ridiculous challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special event where you can team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil pandas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. It’s a race against time to see who can collect the most loot before the pandas escape!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!