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Blood Minecraft SMP Allowed WWE

Allowed, athletes, Becky, Blood, blood in wrestling., busted open, clean up, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, entertainment industry, hardcore match, INTENSE, Minecraft, Physical, professional wrestling, smp, sports, Storyline, Tiffany, wrestling, wwe, WWE matches

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ores Mined:	6901	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Void Armor Forged:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2702	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of boring, bloodless battles in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we embrace the chaos and allow blood to flow freely! Just like in that epic WWE hardcore match between Becky and Tiffany, we don’t shy away from the hardcore action. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated PvP battle that ends with you getting busted open – but don’t worry, we won’t stop the match to clean you up! Join us for some wild and unpredictable gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

NoteNinja Minecraft Server

academic integrity, academic support, classroom etiquette, helping others, Minecraft, missed school, NoteNinja, peer support, school community, school notes, Schoolwork, Server, sharing notes, sharing resources, student relationships, student responsibilities, Study group, study habits, study materials, test, test preparation, test-anxiety, Time management

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Votes:	797
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of being the school note provider for everyone else but never getting any help in return? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of school notes! We promise not to ask you for any notes, but we can’t guarantee that the creepers won’t try to steal them from you in-game. Build your own virtual school and be the ruler of your own note-sharing kingdom! Who needs real school when you can have a virtual one with no annoying classmates asking for notes? Join now and say goodbye to note-sharing drama forever!

ExWifeStormBunker

Accommodation, anger, blended family, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict, current wife, Divorce, ex wife, ExWifeStormBunker, family, Hospitality, hotel availability, Hurricane, hurricane prep, Jealousy, parenting, relationships, Resentment

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Animals Bred:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of dealing with hurricane drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only storm you’ll face is a thunderstorm in the game!

Join now and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without the worry of real-life hurricanes. Plus, we have plenty of free rooms for all your virtual guests, no drama included!

Don’t let your ex-wife’s water-adjacent house ruin your peace of mind, join our server and build your dream home away from any stormy situations. And hey, if your virtual wife gets jealous, just remind her that it’s all in good fun – she can even prep the guest rooms herself!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-life drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a hurricane-free gaming experience. And remember, in our world, you’re always the hero of your own story – no a-holes allowed!

HeavenlyNeighborz

Acts of kindness, caring neighbors, community spirit, compassionate neighbors, fostering community spirit, friendly neighbors, good neighbors, Heartwarming gestures, HeavenlyNeighborz, helpful neighbors, kind neighbors, neighborhood bonds, neighborly love, neighborly relationships, neighbors from heaven, positive experiences, positive neighbors, spreading positivity, supportive neighbors, thoughtful neighbors, uplifting neighbors

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Star Shards Collected:	180
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Tired of dealing with neighbors from hell in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to annoying neighbors for good.

Our server is filled with neighbors from heaven who will do anything to win a place in your heart. From baking you virtual cookies to building you a virtual castle, these neighbors are the real deal.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of having neighbors who actually make your life better, not worse. Plus, who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among them. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

GangCraft: Exodus Haiti

Community, Crisis, death toll, displacement, Displacement crisis, emergency response, exodus, fear, FLEEING, Gang attack, gang violence, Gangcraft, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, Insecurity, Refugees, Safety, Tragedy, violence, vulnerable populations

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it made 6,000 people in haiti leave their homes? yea, that’s how crazy our server is. the gangs couldn’t handle the epicness of our builds and pvp battles, so they had to dip. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll become so powerful that even gangs will fear you. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the legend.

Travelers Reborn: The Modded Minecraft Misadventures

bugs, Builds, Community, configs, constant updates, Discord, Events, Items, join today, Minecraft, Misadventures, Modded, modded server, Modpack, multiplayer, Other, Players, reborn, Server, strip mining, Terrain, Tight Community, touch ups, Toxicity, travelers, Updates

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Star Shards Collected:	123	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Minecraft Modded Server Overview

Modpack	Custom-made modpack by server owner
Player Count	Currently 10 players, looking for more
Updates	Regular updates to fix bugs and add new features
Community	Friendly and non-toxic environment
Events	Regularly hosted events for players

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/Y4q5CS3nwt for more information on how to join.

Q: Is the modpack available for public download?

A: The modpack is available on Modrinth for public download.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: We encourage players to respect each other and maintain a friendly environment. Griefing and toxicity are not tolerated.

Q: How often are chunk resets done?

A: Chunk resets in unclaimed areas are done regularly to prevent excessive mining and building, while allowing players to keep their own progress intact.

Toy Box Minecraft Server

aircraft, Aviation, Box, Defense, defense budget, eastern europe, f-16, flight simulator, humor, Incompetence, international relations, military equipment, military technology, military training, Minecraft, mockery, nato, Political satire, Server, simulation, Toy, Training, Ukraine, war games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9086	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of flying your very own F-16… or at least pretending to! Just like Ukraine, we may have lost a few planes along the way, but hey, we’ve got a brand new F-16 flight simulator for you to enjoy!

Join us and witness the hilarity as players climb into their “winning” simulators, ready to take on the world… or crash and burn in spectacular fashion. Who needs real-life combat when you can have all the fun and none of the danger in our virtual world?

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next top pilot… or the next viral meme. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

”’Notch’s Football League Minecraft SMP”’

according to plan, american football, Defense, football, game analysis, game day, game predictions, interceptions, League, Minecraft, Monday Night Football, NFL, NOTCHS, Offense, Players, smp, sports, sports news, sports updates, sunday night football, Teams, thursday night football, touchdowns, Week 5

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crops Grown:	8739	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Week 5 is going according to plan…well, if your plan involves accidentally setting the entire village on fire, unleashing a horde of angry llamas, and getting into a heated debate over whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior currency.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Want to test your skills in epic build battles against other players? We’ve got you covered. Feel like going on a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny? It’s waiting for you here.

But be warned, this SMP is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a prank war will break out, or when a giant chicken will suddenly appear in your base. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because things are about to get seriously silly on our Minecraft SMP.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

35 years old, adult child, aita, BoomerCraft, Boundaries, clutter, Communication, compromise, Condo, Conflict, family dynamics, grandson, household rules, living arrangements, living situation, Minecraft, moved back, Parent-child relationship, personal space, rent free, Server, Son, storage space

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8993	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us and build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends.

Looking for a place to crash rent-free like the 35-year-old son in the story above? Look no further! Our server offers cozy accommodations in the form of virtual homes, where you can sleep soundly without worrying about pesky rent payments.

But beware, just like in the real world, conflicts can arise. Will you be the one asking your fellow players to store their virtual bikes in designated storage units, or will you be the rebel leaving empty beer cans all over the place? The choice is yours!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few pink velvet barstools along the way. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

ChildLifeRuinerCraft

2 years old, ae, aita, American mother, atypical pronunciation, ChildLifeRuinerCraft, colourful artwork, Conversation, culture, Existence, grain, Gráinne, hindsight, Ireland’s political history, Irish centre, Irish diaspora, Irish folk scene, Irish name, irish people, leather jacket, partner, Positive reinforcement, positive reply, pronunciation, Ruining a Child’s Life, self esteem, tactful, uk, unbothered, unique name, university city

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5109	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the names are a rollercoaster ride of emotions!

Join us and meet players with names like “Grain” that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pronunciation. But don’t worry, we won’t let you ruin anyone’s self-esteem like some people do in real life!

Come for the crazy name stories, stay for the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that only happen on our server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about Irish culture along the way (but probably not, let’s be real).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in a good way, we promise)!