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Tasty Tomato Minecraft Server

BURGERS, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Fresh, FRUITS, grocery shopping, Healthy Eating, juicy, ketchup, Minecraft, nachos, pasta, pizza, recipes, ripe, Salads, Savory, Server, Tacos, Tasty, tomato, tomatoes, VEGETABLES

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	222
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4346
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is as juicy and delicious as a ripe tomato! Join us and experience a world where tomatos are the key to everything – they’re the currency, the building blocks, and even the weapons!

Imagine battling your friends with tomato cannons, or building a tomato fortress to protect your precious crops from tomato thieves. And don’t even get us started on the tomato-themed mini-games – Tomato Toss, Tomato Tag, and Tomato Hide and Seek (spoiler alert: the tomatos always win).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a tomato-filled adventure that will leave you craving more! Who knew that tomatos could be so freaking awesome in Minecraft?

Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General

Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, armageddon aespa mv edition, Audio Overview, Botmaking, card v3, Char-archive, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Events, Gemini, general, GOOGLE, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Minecraft, NotebookLM, o1 model, OP templates, openai, proxies, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp, tech support

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Villages Defended:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magic Items Found:	3055	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	7588	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /aicg/! This server is dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots, because who needs real friends when you can have bots that spend time thinking before they respond?

Join us for armageddon aespa mv edition, where we create interactive experiences on top of AI chatbots that will blow your mind (and maybe crash your game). Need tech support? Ha! We don’t do that here. We’re too busy creating AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents and introducing new models like o1, because why not?

Our frontends are as silly as a creeper in a tavern, with names like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai. And don’t even get us started on the bots – CharacterHub, Realm, Char-Archive, they’re all here to chat with you about anything and everything (except tech support).

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini to spice up your AI chatbot experience. Want to create your own bot? Dive into our botmaking resources and editor, because the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your coding skills).

So come join us on /aicg/ for a wild ride through the world of AI chatbots, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things). See you in the server – if you can handle the chaos!

SibCraft Minecraft Server – Not Your Job!

abandonment, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family expectations, family relationships, family trauma, favoritism, feeling unwanted, Job, Minecraft, moving out at 18, neglect, Resentment, self worth, Server, SibCraft, sibling rivalry, step-family, toxic family

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your real life family? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is treated like royalty, even if you’re not technically family.

On our server, you won’t be left out of any family events or birthday parties. In fact, you’ll be the life of the party! No more feeling like the black sheep of the family, because here, everyone is welcome with open arms.

And forget about being a burden to others, on our server, you’ll be the star player. No more anxiety about being left behind or feeling like nobody wants you around. Join us and be part of a community that truly values and appreciates you.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your family drama behind. You deserve to be treated like the VIP you are, so come on over and let’s have some fun together!

CardSwipeCraft

anxiety, apple pay, Boundaries, budgeting, CardSwipeCraft, clean slate, Communication, credit card, finances, financial management, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Girlfriend, PARANOIA, personal finance, relationship, SPENDING, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness, unnecessary spending

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

So, I was mining away in Minecraft, minding my own business, when I stumbled upon a treasure chest filled with diamonds. I was so excited, but then I realized that my in-game spending was getting out of control. I mean, I was buying unnecessary things left and right, like diamond-encrusted armor for my chickens and golden carrots for my pigs.

I called up my Minecraft girlfriend to tell her to stop spending our in-game currency so frivolously. I mean, we need to save up for that enchanted diamond sword, right? But she got all huffy and said it felt like I didn’t trust her with our virtual funds. Like, come on, babe, it’s just pixels!

Long story short, she finally removed my card from her Minecraft Apple Pay, and now we can start fresh with our savings. So, if you want to join our Minecraft server, where the drama is as real as the diamonds, come on over! Just be prepared for some serious in-game financial discussions and maybe a few virtual therapy sessions.

KidFearz Minecraft SMP

bizarre childhood fears, bizarre fears, childhood anxieties, childhood fears, childhood nightmares, childhood phobias, childhood terrors, funny fears, funny phobias, irrational fears, KidFearz, Minecraft, odd fears, peculiar phobias, quirky fears, quirky phobias, smp, strange childhood fears, strange phobias, unique fears, unusual childhood fears, unusual phobias, weird childhood fears

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	189
Runes Activated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Items Found:	2265
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive your childhood fears in a virtual world! We have a haunted forest filled with spooky creatures that will make you scream like a little kid again. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the monsters… if you can find it! So come join us and face your fears in the most ridiculous way possible!

CashCraft: Broke & Blocky

blocky, BROKE, career advancement, CashCraft, debt accumulation, emergency expenses, financial crisis, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial hardship, financial independence, financial insecurity, Financial Stability, financial stress, increased cost of living, job loss, lack of savings, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, side hustle, struggling to make ends meet, unexpected bills

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Creeper Insurance” policy that guarantees you’ll never lose your precious loot again! Join us and say goodbye to creeper-induced heart attacks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have witnessed it swear by its existence. Join now and try your luck at finding this elusive creature!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any hostile mobs that dare to come near you? That’s right, no more worrying about getting ambushed by zombies or skeletons while you’re out exploring.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start raking in the diamonds like never before! Trust us, your Minecraft wallet will thank you.

RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

anti-LGBTQ+, civil rights, discrimination, equality, georgia, Georgian, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, legislation, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ rights movement, LGBTQ rights violation, LGBTQ+ legislation, Minecraft, Parliament, PASSES, Politics, RainbowCraft, Server, social justice

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

so, like, u know how some servers r like super boring and lame? well, not this one! this server is so lit, u won’t even believe it! we have unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and even a secret disco party in the nether!

oh, and did i mention the legendary treasure hunt where u can find diamonds the size of ur head? yea, it’s totally real! plus, our community is so awesome, u won’t wanna leave! we have the friendliest players who will help u build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen!

and get this, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all the creepers and zombies away! so u can build to ur heart’s content without any interruptions.

so, what r u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it!

SatelliteBlockCraft

Astronomy, astronomy enthusiasts, Blocking, celestial bodies, elon musk, light pollution, Musk, night sky, satellite constellations, SatelliteBlockCraft, satellites, skywatching, Space, space exploration, spacex, Stargazing, starlink, Technology, telescope viewing, Universe, view

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

so, like, u know how u wanna look up at the stars in minecraft and be all like, “woah, universe, u so big”? well, guess what? musk’s satellites be all up in the sky, blocking our view of the universe! but fear not, cuz on this server, we got a secret portal that takes u to a universe where musk’s satellites don’t exist! u can gaze at the stars all u want, no interruptions! join us for a cosmic adventure like no other, where the only thing blocking ur view is ur own awesomeness!

Pirate Parrot Haven

animal therapy, bird companions, Birds, Companionship, emotional support animals, emotional support birds, exotic pets, feathered friends, Haven, Parrot, parrot therapy, parrots, Pets, Pirate, pirate companions, pirate companionship, pirate parrots, pirate pets, pirate support animals, Pirates, support animals, therapy animals, unique pets

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

join our epic minecraft server where parrots are the first emotional support animals that support pirates. yarr matey, these feathered friends will help you navigate the treacherous seas and find hidden treasure.

we have a special quest where you must train your parrot to speak pirate slang and crack secret codes to unlock chests full of diamonds and emeralds.

but beware, there are rival pirate crews trying to steal your loot and sabotage your parrot training. team up with other players to defend your ship and protect your precious booty.

so come aboard and set sail on the high seas of minecraft adventure. with parrots as your trusty sidekicks, nothing can stop you from becoming the ultimate pirate king. arrrgh!

ShinyMc

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Romanian Unique Minecraft PVP Creative Minigames Economy Skyblock Faction Vanilla Roleplay Adventure Mods Plugins Community PvPvE Hardcore Quests Redstone

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	3815
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Towns Built:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

ShinyMc is a new Romanian Minecraft server, Survival type with a lot of unique things on the server!

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