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Kevin’s BootyCraft Minecraft Server

BootyCraft, Kevin Nash Rape Assault Sexual violence Trauma Black men Detroit Ninety-two Horrifying Helpless Justice Crying Suffering Pain Humiliation Brutality Survival Resilience Recovery Awareness, kevin’s, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	8118

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legend of Kevin Nash’s butt lives on! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Witness men in Kevin’s ass, in different shades from brown to brass, all because his butt was…wait for it…RAPED! That’s right, his butt was the victim of a heinous crime by fourteen n*ggers who had no saviors in sight. But fear not, Diesel is crying, semen is flying, and Kevin’s butt is the talk of the town.

In Detroit, Kevin was defenseless and the blackies were pleased as they devoured his ass for dinner. No judge found them guilty, and Kevin felt like he was being railed by horses. But don’t worry, his butt was raped [3x] and the whole world now knows the fate of Big Sexy’s sphincter.

So come on down to our server, where panties are falling, Wolfie is bawling, and Big Zesty is crawling. Will to live has fallen, but the fun has just begun. Join us for a summer of ’92 you’ll never forget, where you’ll be glad it wasn’t you getting your butt raped [3x].

Don’t miss out on the action-packed guitar solos, the crying and pleading from Kevin R. Nash, and the black erections rising. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BlockyFamilyDrama

Abuse, BELIEF, BlockyFamilyDrama, blood family, Boundaries, Cheating, Court, Evidence, family, forgiveness, GOD, Harassment, healing, love, Manipulation, parental rights, rejection, sibling, step dad, Support, Trauma

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchantments Applied:	154
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your crazy family? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven away from all the madness. Join us and build your own virtual family with our friendly community of players.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with abusive dads or crazy stepmoms trying to force you into their dysfunctional family dynamic. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise, no one will try to guilt trip you into joining their “loving family” here!

CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!

Breakfast, CEREAL, CerealCraft, CHANGE, Childhood, Collectibles, Competition, consumerism, Cool, creativity, Disappointment, incentives, Kids, Marketing, Nostalgia, packaging, Prizes, profit, promotions, regulations, Toys, trends

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old cereal with no fun surprises? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again! Our virtual cereal bowls are filled with epic loot and crazy prizes that will make you feel like a kid again. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, you never know what you’ll find in your breakfast bowl. So come join us and start your day off right with a heaping bowl of adventure and excitement!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Alarming, deaths, Fatalities, health, INCREASE, investigation, Japan, Japanese supplement, Medical, Minecraft, News, public health, Rise, Safety, Server, side effects, Sudden, Supplements, SushiCraft, Tragedy, update, Warning

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Enchantments Applied:	166
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the deadly japanese supplement that is killing players left and right! we have hidden caves filled with diamonds and secret potions that can protect u from the deadly supplement! only the bravest players can survive and conquer this server, so join now before it’s too late! plus, our server has a pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers from its eyes, how cool is that?! come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive the chaos!

BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage

BlockyLove, Marriage, Minecraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. Like, dis server is so lit, even a happily married couple decided to stop living just so dey could play on it together in da afterlife.

We got like, crazy challenges and quests dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement. Like, one time dis dude tried to tame a creeper as a pet and it actually worked. Now he’s got a pet creeper named Bob who follows him around and blows up stuff on command.

And don’t even get me started on da PvP battles. It’s like a freakin’ war zone up in here, man. U gotta be on ur toes at all times or u might get rekt by some noob with a wooden sword.

So come join us on dis server and experience da madness for urself. Who knows, maybe u’ll even meet ur soulmate and decide to stop living just so u can play Minecraft together forever.

REDE MTV

advancement, Cash, Farms, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minions, MONEY, RANK, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

vanilla survival with advancement to top1 mcmmo, rank, money, cash and much more with assistant minions to help with farms

104.234.224.212:25729

ArcticChill Minecraft Server

ArcticChill, bitter cold, bone-chilling, bundle up, chilly, cold, cold snap, cold weather, Freezing, Frigid, Frostbite, frosty, Harsh, help needed, hypothermia, ICY, Minecraft, Server, Shivering, subzero temperatures, Winter, winter blues, winter chill

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in this harsh winter weather? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where the sun is always shining and the only ice you’ll see is in your cool drinks by the poolside.

Our server is so hot, it’ll melt the snow off your pixelated nose and warm your pixelated toes. Plus, we have a secret underground lava spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to winter woes! Your virtual paradise awaits, my friend.

CraftyTime Travel Minecraft Server

100 meters, achievement, athletic accomplishment, Athletics, CraftyTime, fast runner, German athlete, GROUNDBREAKING, historical moment, History, milestone, Minecraft, record-breaking, Running, Server, SPEED, speed record, sports, sprinting, track and field, track history, travel, under 10 seconds, World record

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	588164
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yesterday, our server made history too! We had the first player ever build a castle in under 10 seconds – and it was made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us and be a part of the madness as we break records left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

JunkDrawerCraft

cleaning up, clutter, decluttering, hoarding tendencies, home organization, household items, junk collection, junk drawer, junk drawer essentials, JunkDrawerCraft, knick knacks, messy drawer, Minimalism, miscellaneous items, odds and ends, organization, organizing chaos, random objects, sorting through junk, storage solutions, tidying up

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk drawer of the Minecraft world! Why settle for just any old server when you can join ours and experience the chaos and madness that comes with it?

Our server is so wild that the only item a junk drawer must have before becoming a true junk drawer is a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken! Yes, you heard that right. This rare and valuable item is the key to unlocking all the craziness that our server has to offer.

But that’s not all! Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. From giant floating islands made entirely of cake to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs a regular old junk drawer when you can have a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken and llamas as your guides?

BoomerBlastMC

baby boomer generation, baby boomers, blame game, BoomerBlastMC, Boomers, cultural analysis, cultural criticism, cultural shifts, economic disparities, generational criticism, generational divide, generational perspectives, generational stereotypes, intergenerational conflict, social commentary, societal breakdown, societal change, societal impact, societal issues, Western countries, western society

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Potions Brewed:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mines Excavated:	3955
Void Gems Collected:	37	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got BOOMERS running wild and causing chaos! These Boomers ain’t like ur regular old folks, they be out here griefing and trolling like there’s no tomorrow. But hey, that’s what makes our server so lit!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle, when suddenly a group of Boomers roll up in their wheelchairs and start TNT-ing everything in sight. It’s a total mayhem, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground Boomer fight club where these oldies duke it out in epic battles. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Boomer take down a creeper with nothing but a cane and some denture cream.

So come on down to our server and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring some earplugs, ’cause these Boomers can get pretty rowdy!