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CraftyBeardLand

#facial hair, Afghan women, Afghanistan, conservative society, cover faces, CraftyBeardLand, cultural norms, dress code, facial coverings, Gender Roles, grow beards, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Men, morality laws, Oppression, religious beliefs, social control, Taliban, traditional values, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Towns Built:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but in blocky pixel form! We got rules that make u cover ur face like Afghan women and grow beards like Afghan men. It’s like a virtual Sharia law up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual danger. So come on and join the fun, or else we’ll pixelate your existence!

MinefulMotivation

anxiety, daily practice, depression, eating habits, Exercise, lifestyle improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness lifestyle, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness study, mindfulness techniques, MinefulMotivation, motivation, sleeping habits, wellbeing

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur life? well, look no further cuz our server is like a magical unicorn that sprinkles happiness and rainbows everywhere u go.

just 10 minutes a day of playing on our server will make u feel like u can conquer the world. u will be so zen and chill, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. say goodbye to depression and anxiety, cuz our server is like a virtual therapist that will make all ur problems disappear.

not only that, but playing on our server will make u want to be a better person. u will start eating healthier, exercising more, and sleeping like a baby. it’s like a miracle in block form.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the best version of urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Chud, ChudCraft, Diversity, double standards, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misogyny, monoliths, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, Sexuality, slut shaming, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Virgins, Women

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	125
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1741
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

WeaponWoesCraft

arms sales, arms shipments, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, France, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military aid, military support, Political Criticism, slow deliveries, uk, ukraine conflict, US, weapons deliveries, WeaponWoesCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	7518
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well, this server is the craziest of them all, bruh. like, imagine if Zelenskyy from Ukraine was actually a Minecraft player and he was calling out the US, UK, and France for being slow at delivering weapons in the game. like, how insane is that?

join this server for the most epic battles and drama you’ve ever seen. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe Putin will show up and start griefing everyone’s builds or something. it’s a total free-for-all and anything goes.

plus, the weapons deliveries are super fast on this server. like, you ask for a diamond sword and boom, it’s in your inventory in seconds. no waiting around for days like those other lame servers. so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

AirPollutionMC

air pollution, AirPollutionMC, community health, D-rated neighborhoods, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental justice, ER visits, fine particulate matter, health disparities, health equity, mental disorder, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, new york, Nitrogen dioxide, pollution effects, pollution exposure, public health, redlined communities, urban environments

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	73
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the air is so clean, you’ll never have to worry about mental health risks from air pollution again! That’s right, no more ER visits for mental disorders caused by nasty pollutants. Our server is like a breath of fresh air for your brain!

But wait, there’s more! Not only is our air cleaner than a freshly washed diamond sword, but our community is so redlined, you’ll feel like you’re living in the swankiest neighborhood in New York City. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones in our D-rated paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, insane, brain-damaged Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, baby!