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LazyCraft: “You just want everything without even working”

AMBITION, career, Dedication, determination, discipline, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, goals, hard work, Job, lazybones, LazyCraft, motivation, perseverance, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self-discipline, success, work ethic, Working

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Towns Built:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of actually having to mine for resources in Minecraft? Do you just want to build epic structures without putting in any effort? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to hard work forever. We have a magical plugin that gives you unlimited diamonds, gold, and even enchanted gear with just a click of a button. No more pesky mining or crafting for you, lazybones!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and join the laziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a job when you can just play Minecraft all day and night?

Skelebro’s Spooky Server: Where Skeletons Have More Fun Than You!

Adventure, cat dad, Character development, Curiosity, FANTASY, Fatherhood, Feline, Fun, humor, Identity, Mystery, parenting, pet ownership, plot twist, quirky, Secrets, Server, Skelebros, skeleton character, Skeletons, spooky, storytelling, Supernatural, transformation, unexpected

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	766173
Void Gems Collected:	32	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	85

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a cat dad! That’s right, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for kitty litter and fish to feed your adorable feline friends.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you become a cat dad, but you can also ride around on giant flying unicorns while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the purr-fectly crazy world of being a cat dad in Minecraft!

Magic 8 Ball Breadcraft

AMBITION, answer, Ball, Bread, BreadCraft, career, chance, decision, destiny, fortune, Future, goals, Hope, Job, LUCK, Magic, Magic 8 Ball, mystic, predictions, Promotion, success, uncertainty, work

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually get a promotion! That’s right, climb the ranks from Dirt Digger to Diamond Duke and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, your choice).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can find him. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate blocky boss!

Forgive me now /v/? I just adapted your favorite video game into MineLOL

3 steps ahead, adaptation, adaptation challenge, adaptation creativity, adaptation excitement, adaptation innovation, adaptation process, adaptation success, ADAPTED, Chess, chess club, Creative, Entertainment, Favorite, Forgive, Forgive me now, Game, Gaming, MineLOL, strategy, tv show, TV show adaptation, Video, video game, video game adaptation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once got into a heated debate with a creeper over who has the better fashion sense.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just remember, if you see a player named “ChessMaster69” running around, watch out – they’re always three steps ahead in the chess club.

MineBlue Fantasy – Crafting chaos with swords and memes!

2B-ANON, Beatrix, Chaos, Crafting, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, FERRY-ANON, gbvsg, granblue fantasy versus, Latam, Match Replays., memes, MineBlue, NA tournament, Nuuvem, patch notes, PC lobby, Resources, Seox Battlepass, Steam page, Swords, Twitter hashtags, Vane Character Guide

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the battles are as intense as a diamond sword fight and the characters are as unique as a rare loot drop!

Join us for our upcoming tournaments where players will battle it out like Steve vs. Herobrine, with winners taking home epic prizes like enchanted golden apples and Nether stars. Congrats to our past winners, 2B-ANON and FERRY-ANON, who proved they have what it takes to survive and thrive in our pixelated world.

But that’s not all – we’ve got meet-up events in our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby where players from all regions can come together to show off their building skills and PvP prowess. Whether you’re from EU, NA, or even the End dimension, you’re welcome to join in on the fun.

And don’t forget about our upcoming DLC character, Beatrix, who will be dropping into the server like a creeper from above. Plus, check out our F2P rotation this week featuring Gwan, Aniwa, Avataw Bewiaw, and Katalina (we couldn’t come up with something for her, but she’s still awesome).

So if you’re ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a stronghold raid, join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!

Crafty Criers: Where Femanons Shed Tears and Build Blocks

blocks, BUILD, coping mechanisms, Crafty, Criers, crying, emotional awareness, emotional expression, Emotional healing, emotional health, emotional release, emotional resilience., Emotional support, emotions, Femanons, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Mental well-being, Sadness, self-care, Shed, stress, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mines Excavated:	4771
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in your dark, lonely room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never cry again, unless it’s tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. You’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our epic quests and challenges. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of fluffy chickens and grants wishes to all who prove themselves worthy. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because adventure awaits on our server!

So why waste your time crying when you could be laughing and playing on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Crafty Cursed Pixels: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, Battles, Crafty, cursed, CURSES, dark fantasy, Demons, Edition, friendship, high school, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Leaks.., Manga, Monsters, Mystery, pixels, Powers, SHONEN, sorcery, spoilers, Supernatural, Suspense

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, wake up and join our server where the leaks are so epic, they’ll have you jumping out of your bed in excitement! Our leaks are so juicy, they’ll make you question reality itself. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)! Don’t hit snooze on this opportunity to experience the craziest Minecraft server out there. Let’s get leaky!

Crafty Creepers: Where exes and blocks collide in a hilarious adventure! Join now for laughs and epic builds!

Adventure, better game, blocks, Builds, collide, Crafty, CREEPERS, deserve, emotional, emotional pain, Epic, Exes, Grief, Heartache, her.., hilarious, Join, laughs, long trail tag, longing, Loss, love, Memories, miss, missing someone, Nostalgia, regret, Reminiscing, Sadness, sorrow, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mines Excavated:	2329	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it for you? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he was so impressed by our server that he finally found peace and stopped haunting players’ dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that they can build anything you can imagine in a matter of seconds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even run into Notch himself riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SushiCraft: Where Japanese Culture Meets Chinese Confusion!

Chinese, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, confusion, cross-cultural influences, cultural appropriation, cultural borrowing, cultural development, Cultural differences, cultural evolution, cultural exchange, cultural fusion, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural influence, cultural origins, cultural similarities, Cultural traditions, culture, food history, japanese, Japanese cuisine, Japanese culture, meets, ramen, SushiCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Animals Bred:	200
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old ramen? Well, come join our server where we serve up some delicious Lamian instead! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and serving up some Chinese cuisine in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old Japanese culture when you can have a taste of China right in your virtual world?

Join us for a unique experience where you can build your own noodle shop, battle it out in noodle-themed PvP matches, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Noodle of Destiny. Trust us, once you’ve had a taste of our Lamian-filled adventures, you’ll never look at ramen the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the noodle madness begin!

LOLcraft: The Ultimate Shitty MOBA Minecraft Server

Amateur, bad graphics, Casual Gaming, free to play, frustrating, indie game, lackluster, LolCraft, low quality., mediocre, mindless entertainment, Minecraft, MOBA, multiplayer, online gaming, repetitive gameplay, Server, shitty, shitty moba, time killer, time sink, Ultimate, unbalanced, unpolished, video games, wasting time

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of boring old MOBAs with the same repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and flying pigs.

Why waste time on a crappy MOBA when you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky? Or team up with your friends to battle a horde of evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old MOBAs again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity today!