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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 7399 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only will your sex drive be off the charts, but like, your muscles will be so ripped from all the mining and building and stuff. So like, if you wanna impress all the other players with your sick gains, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s like, secret potions and stuff that will make you even stronger and faster and like, invincible or something. It’s like, totally legit.
So yeah, if you wanna be a total boss in Minecraft AND in the bedroom, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re like, the ultimate cockblockers. LOL.