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Birdseed Bomberz

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as parking wars in the suburbs? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner prankster with our “Birdseed Bombs” plugin – just like the birdseed trick that got revenge on that pesky parker!

Create chaos and hilarity as you lure unsuspecting players into sticky situations with our unique plugins and features. Who knew that bird poop could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re ready to shake things up and have a laugh, join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, parking in front of someone’s house may result in some unexpected surprises… 😉🚗💩 #BirdseedBombs #MinecraftMayhem

FreakyCraft: Kink Edition

bizarre fantasies, bizarre obsessions, eccentric tastes, Edition, FreakyCraft, kink, odd inclinations, offbeat fetishes, offbeat preferences, outlandish attractions, peculiar fetishes, peculiar kinks, peculiar proclivities, quirky fetishes, quirky interests, strange desires, strange fetishes, unconventional kinks, unconventional pleasures, unusual kinks, unusual turn-ons, weird fetish

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your weird fetish and kink needs!

Join us and explore a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to role-playing as a sexy creeper. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time, whether it’s organizing a BDSM dungeon crawl or hosting a furry convention in the Nether.

So why settle for the same old vanilla Minecraft experience when you can join us and let your freak flag fly? Come on, you know you want to!

CraftyLee’sBlockParty

adaptation, Asia-Pacific region, CraftyLeesBlockParty, Diplomacy, economic implications, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, global order, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, multilateralism, new reality, power dynamics, regional stability, security concerns, Singapore, SM Lee, strategic planning, US

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	New Chunks Explored:	965666
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the world is run by a bunch of crazy pandas who love to party and build insane structures out of diamond blocks? well, this server is the place for u!

picture this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the ground is made of marshmallows. u can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock and summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.

join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs the real world when u can live in a land of pure minecraft madness? come join us and let the chaos begin!

SlashCraft: Outrage Overhead

academic institutions, administrative costs, budget cuts, budget reductions, controversy, federal funding, financial impact, funding cuts, Government, Grants, nih, Outrage, overhead, overhead payments, policy changes, research, research facilities, research funding, Scientific community, scientific research, SlashCraft, universities

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

so, like, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, the nih slashed overhead payments for research, and everyone is like, “whaaat?!?” but on this server, we don’t care about that, we just care about building epic stuff and having a blast!

come join us and build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! the possibilities are endless, just like the outrage over those slashed payments!

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with diamonds and gold! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have some minecraft fun!

Starlight Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alumni, Axel Syrios, Balatro Hate Edition, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, EN General, Gavis Bettel, Gen1, Gen2, gen3, Goldbullet, Haven, Holostars, Holostars -ARMIS-, Holostars -TEMPUS-, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magni Dezmond, Noir Vesper, Octavio, Regis Altare, Starlight

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Farms Harvested:	722
Epic Battles Fought:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	8

Yo, fam, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Balatro Hate Edition but in blocky form! We got Holostars -TEMPUS- and -ARMIS- Gen1, Gen2, and Gen3 all up in here, ready to throw down some epic gameplay.

Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Magni Dezmond, Noir Vesper, Jurard T. Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze are all waiting for you to join their squad and conquer the pixelated world.

The OP template is fire, the songs playlist is lit, and the magmaboard is poppin’ off. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, join now and let’s get blocky together! 🤪🔥🎮

HangryHub Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, Auntie Anne’s, berated, cashier, changed my mind, childish, cinnamon bites, Communication, decision, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, HangryHub, hot dog pretzel bites, husband, insisted, Mall, Minecraft, Order, Server, snack, stormed off, tailor

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid unnecessary drama like this? Look no further! Join our server for a drama-free zone where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players.

Our server is known for its epic builds, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments. We have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. Plus, our events and challenges will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the unnecessary drama behind. Who needs hot dog pretzel bites when you have a whole world of fun waiting for you?

Dad’s Dirt Denial – No Clean-Up Crew

adult child, adulting, Boundaries, breakup aftermath, cleaning responsibilities, Cleanup, Communication, CREW, Dads, denial, Dirt, emotional labor, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, generational differences, household chores, household maintenance, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, Parent-child relationship, personal boundaries, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	101	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Alien Abductions:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Villages Defended:	8

Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family obligations and clean houses! Our server is the perfect place to avoid awkward conversations about who should do the dishes or mow the lawn.

We have epic adventures waiting for you, like battling dragons and building your dream castle without anyone nagging you to tidy up. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of setting boundaries with family members who expect you to do their chores.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind for a while. Who needs a clean house when you can have a virtual kingdom to rule instead?

CraftySlavs Minecraft Server

Censorship, CraftySlavs, Democracy, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, FREEZE, funding, Government, independent journalism, independent media, international relations, Journalism, media development, media freedom, media support, Minecraft, News, political influence, press freedom, russia, Server, Ukraine, usaid

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mines Excavated:	4198	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gods Slained:	1

lol imagine if u were playing on a minecraft server where u could help save independent media in russia and ukraine by just playing minecraft lmao. like u mine some diamonds and suddenly a news outlet in russia gets funding again. it’s like magic but with blocks and creepers. join us and be a hero for journalism, one block at a time. also, we have a secret underground bunker full of enchanted gear and potions. shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret.

CraftyBalticPowerGrid

Baltic Sea region, Baltic states, CraftyBalticPowerGrid, cross-border connections, electricity, electricity network, energy diversification, energy independence, Energy Integration, energy policy, energy security, energy sovereignty, Energy Transition, European power grid, european union, geopolitical shift, Infrastructure, political relations, power transmission, regional cooperation, Russia ties

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	748
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it made baltic states switch power grids? yea, thats us. we got the power to make countries change their whole setup just to be part of our epic community. join us and u can be part of something so wild, even russia cant handle it. come build with us and watch the world change around u. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Gut Bacteria Village

Autoimmune Disease, Bacteria, beneficial bacteria, Dermatology, Gut, gut bacteria, holistic treatment, immune system, malady, Medical research, Mice, Microbiome, microbiota, natural substance, pigmentation disorder, skin care, skin condition, skin disorder, skin health, skin pigmentation, skin therapy, Village, Vitiligo treatment

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Towns Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Potions Brewed:	194	Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

so, liek, u kno how vitiligo is a total bummer? well, dis server has da cure! we got gut bacteria dat will make u skin look amazin! jus join da server and let da magic happen! we even tested it on mice and dey lookin fab! so, come on and join dis server for da best vitiligo treatment eva! #gutbacteriarocks #cureforvitiligo #minecraftmagic