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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7904 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).
But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!