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Thread Closed Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Votes:	4474	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where the admin is as sassy as a diva on a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server admin is known for shutting down threads faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our server for a wild ride of banter, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a little drama. Who knows, you might even become the admin’s new favorite player (but don’t hold your breath). So come on, join us for a server experience like no other. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the banter department!

Hungry Minecraft SMP Player

binge watching, disordered eating, emotional eating, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling weak, hunger pangs, Hungry, lack of motivation, lack of self-care, lost appetite, low energy, mental health, Minecraft, not in the mood, player, self-destructive behavior, self-neglect, skipped meals, smp, stress eating, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle, weight loss

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mines Excavated:	2534	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of skipping meals just to watch this epic Minecraft SMP? Well, join us and never go hungry again because our virtual food is unlimited! Plus, our server is so addictive that you won’t even want to leave your computer to eat.

But beware, once you join, you may lose track of time and forget to do anything else. Just ask our player who claims to have lost so much in real life because they were too busy building virtual empires. So come join us and get lost in the madness of our insane Minecraft world!

NoPainNoGain

1.19, Anarchy, java edition, Minecraft, nopainnogain, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7597
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3929	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

NoPainNoGain is a fresh anarchy server where you can do whatever you want, with no limits. Play it on java edition 1.19+.

npng.mcserv.fun:27060

CityLand server Minecraft

Adventure, banner, Breathing, Cities, CityLand, dreams, empty spaces, Grief, Images, Large Online, Lazy, Living, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Russian, Server, server description, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	63	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Here everyone can make their dreams come true, turning empty spaces into living, breathing cities. Your adventure begins here!

play.cityland-server.ru

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

affluent, anime character, anime fandom, anime fashion, Anime girl, anime recommendations, Anime Series, blocky, bunch, Elegant, Extravagant, favorite anime, Glamorous, high class, luxury, Minecraft, Opulent, Rich anime girl, rich girl aesthetic, Server, spoiled, Wealthy, wealthy anime girl, wealthy lifestyle

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Holy Grails Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the anime girls are so rich, they wipe their butts with hundred dollar bills! Build your own mansion made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, and show off your wealth to all the other players. Don’t forget to post your favorite rich anime girl in the chat for a chance to win a virtual yacht in-game! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Come join the fun and see just how crazy things can get in our world of opulence and extravagance!

Imagine a Movie Minecraft SMP

Characters, Cinematic, couple, Drama, dream, emotional, FANTASY, Fiction, film, imagination, Imagine, love, Minecraft, Movie, Plot, relationship, Romantic, screenplay, script, smp, Storyline, storytelling

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Votes:	7991
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	2100	Ores Mined:	9804

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. They had to defeat the evil disco king to claim the legendary diamond sword of funkiness. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a flying pig to the Nether.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and become part of our wacky community where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mashallah’s Epic Minecraft Server

brotherhood, community support, Conversion, Cultural differences, diverse backgrounds, embracing Islam, Epic, faith community, faith journey, Islamic faith, Mashallah, mashallahbrothers, Mashallahs, Minecraft, Muslim men, Muslim women, religious beliefs, religious conversion, reverting, SEA girls, Server, Sisterhood, spiritual growth, spirituality

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4596
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because mashallahbrothers is here to spice things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled SEA girls who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other.

Legend has it that these SEA girls can build a castle in under 5 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed. Plus, they have the power to summon diamond blocks out of thin air and make mobs dance to their commands.

But that’s not all! If you join our server, you’ll also get access to exclusive events like underwater treasure hunts, skydiving competitions, and even a petting zoo filled with friendly creepers. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls ruining your fun – our SEA girls have a special ban hammer that sends them straight to the Nether realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join mashallahbrothers today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Good Bye Kadokawa Waifus Minecraft SMP

Acquisition, Anime, appreciation, BNHA, bye, controversy, Dedication, Diversity, Entertainment, Fandom, fictional characters, Girls, Good, Goodbye, KADOKAWA, LGBTQ, Media, Minecraft, mixed race children, representation, smp, Sony, speculation, waifus

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Crops Grown:	2277
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Towns Built:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	275
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where the villagers are all secretly plotting against you, where the cows have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and where the chickens have learned how to wield swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon, a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. The creativity knows no bounds on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say they’ve seen him lurking in the shadows, others claim he’s the one leaving all those random blocks scattered around. Will you be brave enough to face the ultimate Minecraft challenge?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Exoticalmc

Crates, Economy, enhanced experience, Exotical MC, Experience, Grief, Grief Prevention, java, Java 1.21.1, Keys, MONEY, Plugins, PvP, PVP ON, Rewards, Server, Survival, tags, Voting, Voting Rewards

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Void Gems Collected:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Emeralds Found:	3653	New Chunks Explored:	458963
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Welcome to Exotical MC, We are a server with PVP ON, Grief prevention, Crates, Tags and much more. We are running on Java 1.21.1

We have various different plugins for a more enhanced experience in our server.

By voting on our server you will get some additional rewards like money, keys and more. Hope to see you in the server.

exotical.mclogin.nl:25712

Flip Darling Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	758553	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident player, Flip Darling. This guy is like a mix between a mad scientist and a circus clown on steroids. He’s constantly coming up with the most ridiculous builds and pranks that will leave you in stitches.

One time, Flip decided to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for the heck of it. And don’t even get me started on his pet pig army that he dresses up in tiny suits of armor. It’s like a piggy version of Game of Thrones up in here.

But the real reason you should join this server is to witness Flip’s husband. This poor guy is the most clueless player you’ll ever meet. He once tried to tame a creeper because he thought it was a new type of pet. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing non-stop, come join us and witness the chaos that is Flip Darling and his ridiculous adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!