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UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	118
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, degen group, Degenerate, degeneration, EcoCraft, group activities, group behavior, Group Chat, group cohesion, group collaboration, group communication, Group Discussion, group dynamics, group formation, group interaction, group organization, group participation, group project, group study, group support, group therapy, group work, Haven

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Magic Items Found:	3067	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Emeralds Found:	1338
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	6

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Harvest SMP

anti cheat, Application Process, Biome, BUILD, Community, creative dimension, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Plugins, Redstone, Relaxed, shopping district, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Enchantments Applied:	122
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	34
Holy Grails Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.

Features:

Hermitcraft-like experience	Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience
Biome datapack	Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes
Creative dimension	Explore and build creatively
Shopping district	Diamond based economy for trading
Minigame district	Hangout and have fun with mini-games

Whitelist Process

We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.

Join our Discord server to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, all experience levels are welcome.
How often are community events held?	We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you wish.
What is the world border size?	We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.

Epic Clash Realm 1.20

beat em ups, beta builds, clash, cute girls manga, Epic, fig, fightan streams, fighting games, Fighting Idol Global, git gud, Glossary, hololive, Hololive Smash Clone, HoloXBreak, idol showdown, IDOLS, love, News, patch notes, Realm, seiso idols, tiermaker, Tigers, Vtubers

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Yo, so like, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s all about idol vtubers playing fighting games and beat em ups? It’s like a crazy mashup of cute idols and epic battles, bro.

Imagine building a shrine to your favorite idol while also battling it out in the arena. It’s like a virtual idol showdown, but with swords and pickaxes instead of microphones.

And if you’re feeling lonely, just hop on the server and ask for some gaming buddies. We got your back, fam.

Plus, we got all the latest updates on fighting games, idol showdowns, and even a glossary of fighting terms. You’ll be a pro in no time, dude.

So come join us on this wild ride of idols and love. No discords, no names, just pure chaotic fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s gooooo!

MemeReviverMC SMP

dead meme, early 2000s, iconic, internet culture, internet trends, meme comeback, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme history, meme nostalgia, meme renaissance, meme resurgence, meme resurrection, meme revival, meme trends, MemeReviverMC, Nostalgia, pop culture, smp, social media, Throwback, viral

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes from the early 2000’s! Like, we have a whole section dedicated to reviving dead memes and making them even more cringey than before. Remember “all your base are belong to us”? Yeah, we have a whole base dedicated to that meme, complete with pixelated cats and broken English signs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we reenact the “Numa Numa” dance on repeat for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party down there, except with more blocky avatars and less rhythm.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant statue of the “Dancing Baby” from Ally McBeal that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone joins the server. It’s like a welcoming party, but with more explosions and less cake.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with nostalgia, cringe, and questionable meme choices. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

CraftyFails: NoDrinkingAllowed

achievement, Challenges, Commitment, CraftyFails, determination, discipline, Failed, Failure, Goal, habits, Improvement, motivation, NoDrinkingAllowed, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, resolution, resolutions_failed, self improvement, setback, success

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Gems Collected:	40
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of failing at your New Year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let go of all your failed resolutions in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need to quit eating junk food? No problem! Just trade in those virtual cookies for some virtual carrots and you’ll be on your way to a healthier lifestyle in no time.

Trying to exercise more? Easy peasy! Just run around our virtual world collecting resources and building epic structures. You’ll be breaking a sweat in no time, all while having a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all your failed resolutions. Who needs real-life goals when you can have virtual ones that are way more fun?

Burning Blocks: Hydro Whiplash Connection

Accelerating, blocks, Burning, California, climate change, climate connection, Connection, Disaster, drought, Environmental, extreme events, global warming, heatwaves, HYDRO, hydroclimate, Los Angeles, Nature Reviews, Paper, research, study, weather patterns, whiplash, Wildfires

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? Los Angeles is, like, on fire, but not, like, in a bad way. it’s, like, a totally lit experience, bro. and, get this, the only way to, like, stop the fires is to join this epic Minecraft server.

this server is, like, the key climate connection, man. we got crazy weather events happening all the time, like raining lava and thunderstorms of diamonds. it’s, like, a hydroclimate whiplash, but in a fun way.

if you wanna save Los Angeles and have a wild time, join this server now. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples. it’s, like, a treasure hunt, but with a twist. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!