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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5256 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
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