Cook County Jail Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

InfluxedPrison VS Hypixel

Balanced Economy, brand new features, Community Events, Crates, crystals, currencies, Custom armor sets, custom pickaxes, Envoys, F2P gameplay, KitPvP, leveling rewards, Milestones, multiplayer experience, player rewards, Prestige, Prison, prison server, PRIVATE MINES, PvE, Robots, Unique Enchants, weekly updates

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21

Hypixel	InfluxedPrison
Pros	Pros
Largest and most popular server Wide variety of minigames and game modes Constant updates and new content Active community and forums Well-established economy Custom plugins and features	Fully customizable pickaxes with unique custom enchants Crystals that unlock new opportunities for pickaxes Balance economy Customizable private mines Levelling rewards Free-to-play gameplay Robots Milestones & Prestige Milestones Crates and currencies Envoys and custom armor sets New features implemented weekly

Hypixel	InfluxedPrison
Cons	Cons
High level of competition Server can be overwhelming for new players Laggy at times due to high player count Some game modes may have long queue times Can be difficult to navigate and find specific games	May have fewer players and smaller community Less variety in game modes compared to Hypixel New server may have bugs or issues

**Hypixel FAQ:** 1. What sets Hypixel apart from other Minecraft servers? – Hypixel is the largest and most popular Minecraft server, offering a wide variety of minigames and game modes along with constant updates and new content.

2. Are there any downsides to playing on Hypixel? – Some players may find the high level of competition and occasional lag due to the high player count to be drawbacks.

3. How active is the community on Hypixel? – Hypixel has a very active community with forums and regular events to engage players.

**InfluxedPrison FAQ:** 1. How does InfluxedPrison differ from other prison servers? – InfluxedPrison offers unique features such as fully customizable pickaxes with custom enchants, crystals that unlock new opportunities, and a balanced economy.

2. What are the potential drawbacks of playing on InfluxedPrison? – Players may find that InfluxedPrison has fewer players and game modes compared to larger servers like Hypixel.

3. How frequently are new features implemented on InfluxedPrison? – InfluxedPrison introduces brand new features weekly to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

CraftyCrusaders – Creepers Beware!

API, ArmorPicker, BEWARE, Braytech, Buffs, Clan, CraftyCrusaders, CREEPERS, Debuffs, destiny, dim, Dps, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Journey into The Traveler, Lightfall, Patch 7.3.6.3, PressKits, season 23, Stats, TFS Trailer, the final shape, TTK, twab

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7541	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Choccy Milk Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even The Traveler from Destiny 2 wants to join us. Yes, you heard it right, we have a trailer of The Traveler trying to find its way into our server because it’s just that awesome.

2. Patch 7.3.6.3 is so mind-blowing that it will make your Minecraft experience go from zero to hero in just one click. You’ll be slaying creepers left and right like a true warrior.

3. Our resources are so top-notch that even the Gunsmith from Destiny 2 is jealous. From DIM to ArmorPicker, we’ve got everything you need to become the ultimate Minecraft master.

4. Want to know the TTK, Buffs/Debuffs, DPS, etc.? We’ve got a spreadsheet that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. You’ll be calculating numbers like a math prodigy in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Choices: ‘Would you rather’ Edition

achievement, AMBITION, challenge, champions league, Choices, Competition, Crafty, Dedication, determination, domestic cup, domestic league, dream, Edition, Europa League, football, Glory, Goal, Passion, Soccer, sports, success, Victory, winning

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft soccer champion! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds and battling creepers, it’s all about scoring goals and winning trophies here.

Join our server and compete in the domestic league, domestic cup, Europa League, and even the Champions League! Who needs to fight dragons when you can be lifting the Minecraft equivalent of the World Cup trophy? Plus, rumor has it that if you win all four competitions in one season, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play against Notch himself in a game of soccer. Can you imagine the bragging rights if you beat the creator of Minecraft at his own game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your soccer skills in the most epic Minecraft tournament ever!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ores Mined:	5036
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	1382
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.bqow.vanillaboxmc.ru

Crafty Chaos: Pick Your Poison

barnacles, Chaos, cold, cold as blue ice, Crafty, Dante, Dante’s Inferno, Demon, demon semen, Devil, devil’s dick, flavor, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, Ice, kakigori, Pick, Poison, razor sharp shards, Semen, Shards, sharp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a devilishly good time! Ever wondered what demon semen tastes like? Well, on our server, we have a special kakigori made from the devil’s icy cold dick covered in razor-sharp barnacles. It’s a flavor experience you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon with a fondness for disco music. If you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, the treasure is all yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a village of zombie pigmen who have a passion for interpretive dance. Join in on their routines and you might just earn their trust and get access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Bi-RIZZ-ness MemeCraft: Where memes meet mining for maximum LOLs!

advertising, Bi-RIZZ-ness, BiRIZZness, Business, business strategy, CEO Sonics, Content Creation, Entrepreneurship, keeping a business going, lols, making money, Marketing, maximum, Meet, Meme culture, meme marketing, meme page, Memecraft, memes, Mining, monetization, online business, online presence, selling ads, social media, starting a business, viral content

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Hey there, fellow meme enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and epic trolling. We’ve got CEO Sonics running around like crazy, bumping into everything in sight until we reach our goal of morbilion dollars (whatever that means).

But that’s not all! On our server, you can start your own meme page business and sell ad space to other players. Who knows, you might just become the next meme mogul of Minecraft!

So come on down and join the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures along the way!

Cobblemon Eclipse

Arceus style Outbreaks, buy and sell Items, Cash prizes, Cobblemon, Eclipse Network, EV Training, Gts, legendary pokemon, Legends, Minecraft, NPC gyms, Player Gyms, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokemon Chat trivia, Pokemon encounters, Rewards, Rotating Pokemon Hunts, Survival, Wondertrade

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4416	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Eclipse Network is the product of wanting to create an all inclusive environment within Minecraft, expanding across several gamemodes and playstyle. This direct listing is for our Cobblemon server. Cobblemon brings Pokemon to the ever-expanding world of Minecraft. Blending gameplay seamlessly, creating an experience you’ve never had.

Gameplay Features

ease.NPC GymsPlayer GymsEV

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MangoCraft: Where Reading is OP

Book, comedy, confusion, Entertainment, Fiction, Food, Fruit, funny, humor, JOKE, literary, Literature, mango, mangocraft, misunderstanding, orange, perplexed, puzzled, reading, sarcasm

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and landscapes? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy mango waiting to be devoured!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident mango expert, who will guide you through the orange wonders of our server.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are mischievous mango bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious fruit. Will you be able to protect your mangoes and survive in this zany world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, once you go mango, you’ll never go back!

Crafty Killers & Marrying Miners – Where Minecraft meets twisted humor! LOL

Crafty, Generate, humor, kill, kill rape marry, Killers, list, lol, long trail, Marry, marrying, meets, Minecraft, miners, Order, rape, tags, Twisted, up to 20

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	171
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Farms Harvested:	157	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are simple: kill, rape, marry. In that order, of course!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner savage and dominate the virtual world. Want to take out your enemies in the most brutal way possible? Go for it! Feel like marrying a pig for some reason? Sure, why not!

But be warned, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built an entire castle out of TNT and blew it up just for fun. Another player tamed a zombie and rode it around like a trusty steed.

So if you’re ready for some insane adventures and hilarious moments, come join us on our server. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!

Pixelated Panda Palace

Appearance, Asiatic, cultural identity, ethnicity, Identity, introspection, Palace, Panda, pixelated, Questioning, racial identity, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-exploration, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can customize your character to look as Asiatic as you want! From kawaii anime eyes to epic samurai armor, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Panda King, who roams the land on a giant panda mount, spreading joy and bamboo wherever he goes. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic creature!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mystical Noodle Sword, rumored to be hidden deep within the Great Ramen Temple. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will have the power to summon a noodle tsunami to wash away their enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!