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Deranged Minecraft SMP Edrone

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or hilarity? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary tale of a player who built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the laws of physics and launched them into the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the time a player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, nothing is too wild on our server!

Sister’s Bullying Me Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, Emotional Abuse, family counseling, Family issues, Minecraft, self defense, Server, sibling aggression, sibling conflict, sibling dynamics, sibling mediation, sibling rivalry, sibling support, sibling violence, sister, sisters, toxic relationships

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of getting bullied by your sister for not doing her ridiculous tasks in real life? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your anger by building a virtual world where you can beat up your sister (in-game, of course) without any consequences!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will help you forget all about your annoying sister. Build epic structures, fight off mobs, and make new friends who won’t bully you like she does. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your sister who’s boss in the virtual world!

CopaLib’s Banheirao Adventures – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Crops Grown:	1061
Towns Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have epic dance parties in the Nether!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went through the End dimension, only to have it crash into a dragon mid-flight! True story.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle, and every full moon we hold a massive fireworks show that can be seen from space (if Minecraft had a space dimension, that is).

So come join us and embrace the madness! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

Crafty Choku Minecraft Server

boys restroom, Choku, Crafty, Daily Choku, daily manga series, date invitation, friendless, Funny Comedy, high school, Manga, Minecraft, Mizuhashi Nao, Nico Tanigawa, nosebleeds, quirky, romance, Serika, Server, shy protagonist, slice of life, toilet games, turning world upside down, unconventional relationship, Watamote

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other! Our server is filled with unconventional and quirky relationships, just like in this hilarious comedy by Nico Tanigawa. Imagine a world where girls poop in the men’s restroom and get nosebleeds all the time – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

In our server, you’ll meet characters like Mizuhashi Nao, a shy and friendless gamer who spends his breaks in the toilet. But watch out, because you might just run into an upperclassman like Serika, who will turn your world upside down with her crazy antics. Who knew a simple date invitation could lead to such madness?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, look no further! Join us now for a rain of shifting feelings and unforgettable moments. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

DumpsterFire Minecraft SMP

altcoins, blockchain technology, BTC dumps, BTC pumps, cryptocurrency, digital assets, DumpsterFire, financial news, investment strategies, LINK dumps, long tail tags, market analysis, market manipulation, market psychology, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, price fluctuations, risk management, smp, Trading, trading signals

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5586	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3801
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mischief and mayhem. You never know what crazy antics they’ll pull next!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that can only be accessed by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as singing “Baby Shark” in your best opera voice.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the server that contains a stack of emerald blocks and a pet dragon named Fluffy. But beware, the chest is guarded by a gang of zombie pigmen who love to breakdance.

4. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have built everything from giant roller coasters made entirely out of TNT to replica castles of cheese. You never know what wacky creations you’ll stumble upon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRJ1.SKYBARS.ME

Crafty Carly’s Dating Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of your boring love life in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you have a realistic chance of dating Carly Rae Jepsen! That’s right, forget Tinder or Bumble, all you need is a pickaxe and some diamond armor to win her heart.

Imagine taking Carly on a romantic horseback ride through the pixelated sunset, or building a castle together out of blocks of love. Who needs real-life dating when you can woo a pop star in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start crafting your way to Carly’s heart. Who knows, maybe she’ll even write a love song about you!

Destroy Disney John Lasseter Career Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and more plot twists than a Disney movie!

Rumor has it that Disney tried to destroy John Lasseter’s career because he refused to make Mickey Mouse the server mascot. Instead, he wanted to make a giant talking creeper named Boom-Boom the official server mascot. Needless to say, Disney was not pleased with this idea and tried to sabotage him at every turn.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all eccentric Minecraft players who want to build, explore, and cause chaos in a world where anything is possible. So come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Haunted Asylum Minecraft Server

abandoned buildings, Asylum, chilling encounters, creepy experiences, eerie locations, former mental hospitals, ghost hunting, ghost stories, Haunted, haunted asylums, haunted buildings, haunted exploration, haunted history, haunted places, iyc, mental health institutions, Minecraft, paranormal activity, paranormal investigations, Server, spooky places, supernatural encounters, urban-exploration

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a haunted former mental hospital – full of surprises, mysteries, and maybe even a few ghosts!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a journey through twisted corridors and eerie hallways. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what spooky specters you’ll encounter along the way.

But don’t worry, we have a team of ghost hunters on standby to help guide you through the madness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	740
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!