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The Migrant Hotel King Minecraft SMP

Accommodation, asylum seekers, Clearsprings Ready Homes, contract-holders, dividends, Essex business, Graham King, Home Office contract, Hotel, hotel accommodations, housing costs, immigration industry, income increase, King, migrant, migrant crisis, military barracks, Minecraft, profit, property conditions, Refugee Crisis, rich list, smp, taxpayers, Transportation

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster activities? Well, look no further than our insane asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP! Join now and become a part of the wacky world of Graham King, the migrant hotel king who is raking in £4.8 million a DAY!

Imagine building your base in abandoned military barracks or unused flats, all while housing asylum seekers and transporting them to safety. With a net worth of £750 million, Graham King is on track to become the first immigration industry billionaire in Britain – and you can be a part of his wild journey!

But that’s not all – taxpayers are shelling out between £127 and £148 a day to house these migrants, so you know the stakes are high! Join now and experience the thrill of managing decrepit, impoverished, and run-down properties while making a profit of £91.2 million a year.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP and become a part of the madness today!

Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	34	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Potions Brewed:	54	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	102	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	677
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dimension Hops:	12	Crops Grown:	2460
Falling into the Void:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

kriegcraft.com:25569

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Armor Forged:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

15.204.60.178:25570

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8471
Falling into the Void:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ores Mined:	5344	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Emeralds Found:	2273	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Farms Harvested:	353	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!