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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9001 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!
So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!
