console wars round 5 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

agdg, agdg logo, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, club, Crafty, Creators, Demo Day 55, Demo Day 56, Demo Days, ecelebs, game development, grifters, handbrake, helpful links, Logo, new threads, Noobs, obs project, Previous thread, Pros, steam games, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of ecelebs and grifters taking over your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual llama rodeo and the legendary chicken jousting tournament. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Dance Off.”

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who needs ecelebs when you have us?

Crafty Pepe’s Memeland – Where /r9k/ Rules and Boredom is Banished!

4chan, advice, banished, Boredom, Chat, Community, Companionship, Crafty, discussion, entertain, forum, Fun, games, Help, Interaction, internet, me, Memeland, memes, pepes, r9k, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Social, Support

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

KaguyaCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide!

Aka Akasaka, Anime, blocks, collide, comedy, comedy of errors, Drama, high school, Jumped the Shark, Kaguya-sama, KaguyaCraft, love, Manga, misunderstandings, Parody, Psychological, relationship, romance, satire, seinen, Shoujo, slice of life, student council

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is where Aka literally jumped the shark! That’s right, we have a whole underwater world where you can ride sharks and battle evil mermaids! And don’t even get us started on the epic quests and storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible, from fighting dragons with laser eyes to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today!

Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure

activism, Adventure, advocacy, animal cruelty, animal rights, anti-pitbull, Awareness, breed discrimination, compassion, CREEPERS, Dogs, education, Empathy, fear-mongering, Images, love and respect, Minecraft, misunderstood breeds, pet safety, Pitbulls, responsible ownership, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mines Excavated:	4058	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie pitbulls, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of rebellious chickens who have formed their own society. And don’t worry, we have plenty of anti-pitbull images scattered around the server to keep you entertained between quests. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

#sustainability, America, blocky, car-centric, Cities, city design, city design flaws, city development, city infrastructure, City Living, Community, Congestion, Environment, Infrastructure, lolz, Minecraft, pedestrian-friendly, Pollution, public health, quality of life, Transportation, Urban planning, urban sprawl, walkable, walkable cities

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magic Items Found:	5349
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

accidentally, Atrocity, Billions, Bloodshed, catastrophe, crime, Darkness, death, Destruction, Evil, Genocide, Grief, Horror, Inhumanity, Killed, Loss, mass killing, murder, Oops, regret, remorse, sorrow, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

ancient civilizations, Architecture, blocks, Chinese, Chinese inventions, creations, cultural contributions, cultural exchange, cultural heritage, cultural misconceptions, cultural pride, deny, Diversity, Epic, global impact, Great, historical achievements, innovation, Minecraft, mosque, Multiculturalism, religious tolerance, societal progress, Stereotypes, synagogue, Technology, Wall, world history

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

#Readme, creeper, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, FEARS, general, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, MineCraftSweats, novel, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, sweat, Tears, tech support, Thread, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

10 inch BBC, BBCs, blocky, cherry picking, cucks, discord server, Fags, horny, matter, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, Monsters, Reality, Server, sharing, SIZE

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, Anime Community, chizuru, comedy, Entertainment, fan reaction, humor, internet culture, japanese, madman, Madmans, Manga, Minecraft, Outrageous, Party, potty, potty scene, reaction, Reiji, Server, thread theme, toilet humor, unexpected, viral video

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchantments Applied:	80
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Animals Bred:	197	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!