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JesusCraft: Where even creepers believe in miracles!
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Make Minecraft Great Again – MAGAcraft
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Our server is so insane that creepers run away from us, Ender Dragons beg for mercy, and even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the Minecraft universe – or at least the most hilarious player on the server!
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TuckerCraft: Where even phony news anchors can mine diamonds
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But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known to drop some killer beats!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world!
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Crafting with Conservatives: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We got it. How about a suit of armor made entirely out of obsidian? We got that too. Join our server and become the envy of all your friends with your unbeatable gear.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, only the manliest players can survive in our world. Are you up to the challenge?
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Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals
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