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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4179 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5505 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
so, like, u know how u need vitamin D to, like, stay healthy and stuff? well, on our server, we got so much vitamin D that even the sun is jealous! like, our Minecraft world is just filled with sunshine and rainbows, keeping u healthy and happy while u play!
and get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are taking their vitamin D supplements! they’re like, super strong and ready to take on any player who dares to challenge them. but don’t worry, cuz we also got superfoods scattered around the map to help u level up and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!
join our server now and be part of the most epic quest for vitamin D in the history of Minecraft! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about managing chronic atrophic autoimmune gastritis while u’re at it. who knew Minecraft could be so educational, amirite?
