Are you tired of dealing with pesky GNOME users on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have banned all GNOME users for their crimes against Minecraft! Join us and revel in the glory of a GNOME-free environment where you can build and mine in peace without their shenanigans ruining your day. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of gnomes who have been banished from the surface world and now seek revenge by trolling GNOME users in Minecraft. Join us if you dare and witness the epic battle between gnomes and non-gnomes unfold before your very eyes!
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Crafty Gnomes Server: Where even the little guys are master builders! LOL
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Pixelated Pranks & Giggles: Where Creeper Screenshots and Keylogger Chaos Reign Supreme!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is so advanced, we’ve inserted a keylogger remote desktop screenshot trojan malware app into every customer’s computer! But don’t worry, we call it “AI” for short. Join us for a wild ride as you never know what surprises await you on our server! Just be sure to update your antivirus software before logging in.
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Pixel Perfect Pals: Where 1440p Dreams Come True! Upgrade from 1080p and Join the Fun!
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Are you tired of living in the peasant world of 1080p 144hz monitors? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the depths of low resolution hell! Join us and experience the glorious world of 1440p monitors where every block looks crispier than a freshly baked potato chip.But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find hidden treasures and secret dungeons that can only be unlocked with the power of a 1440p monitor. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of deranged creepers who will only reveal their location if you can spot them in crystal clear detail.
So why settle for anything less than the best when you can join our server and bask in the glory of high resolution gaming? Upgrade your monitor, upgrade your life, and join us on this epic adventure where pixels reign supreme!
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Crafty McCraftface: Where even the ‘help’ button can’t save you from creepers!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old desktop environments and operating systems? Look no further, because on our server, we have a completely unique and wacky desktop environment that will leave you scratching your head in confusion (in a good way, of course).Picture this: you’re mining away in the game when suddenly, your screen is taken over by a bunch of dancing penguins wearing top hats and monocles. That’s right, our desktop environment is filled with quirky characters and surprises around every corner.
And don’t even get us started on the operating system. Instead of the usual Windows or Mac setup, we’ve got a system that is run entirely by a team of highly trained hamsters on tiny treadmills. They may be small, but they sure know how to keep things running smoothly (most of the time).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh out loud, come join us for a wild ride you won’t soon forget. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it out there!
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Pixelated Potato Playground: Where Cheap Laptops and Linux Distros Collide!
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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on your potato laptop or mini PC? Look no further, join our server and experience Minecraft like never before! Our server is so powerful, it can turn your cheap laptop into a supercomputer capable of running any Linux distro with ease.Imagine this: You join our server and suddenly your laptop transforms into a high-tech gaming rig, with graphics so stunning you’ll think you’re in the game yourself. Your friends will be amazed at how smooth your gameplay is, and they’ll be begging to know your secret.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also receive a special potion that gives you the ability to fly in-game. No more falling off cliffs or getting lost in caves, now you can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Your cheap laptop will thank you!
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Brickin’ It Up: Minecraft Madness!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will literally brick your flash storage! That’s right, say goodbye to all your important files because we like to keep things interesting by messing with partitions. But hey, it’s nothing personal, just a little bit of chaos to spice things up. So join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the madness!
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BreadCraft: Where your desktop dreams come true! #BreadIsLife
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Are you tired of boring old static wallpapers on your desktop? Well, do we have the solution for you! Introducing our Minecraft server where your desktop wallpaper comes to life with animated bread! That’s right, watch as loaves of bread dance across your screen, bringing joy and hilarity to your day. Join our server now for a carb-tastic experience like no other! Who knew bread could be so entertaining?
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Blocky Bargains: Where Creepers HAGGLE for the Best Deals!
16gb ram, 530W PSU, bargains, blocky, CASE, Computer, CREEPERS, ddr3, Deals, Ebay, Gaming, GeForce GTX 970, good condition, HAGGLE, Intel i7-3820, os, overclockable, panel, PC, price, screws, SELLING, SSD, Technology, usedAre you tired of boring old PCs that just do the bare minimum? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Introducing our Minecraft server, where you can trade in that outdated PC for a chance to join a world where the only limit is your imagination.With our server, powered by an overclockable Intel i7-3820 processor, GeForce GTX 970 graphics card, and a whopping 16GB of DDR3 RAM, you’ll be able to experience Minecraft like never before. And who needs an SSD or pre-installed OS when you have the freedom to create your own virtual world?
But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with a 530W PSU that will keep your gameplay running smoothly, even if your case is missing screws and panels. Who needs those pesky parts anyway when you have the power of unlimited creativity at your fingertips?
So say goodbye to your old PC and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the fun begin!
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PeakFPSCraft: Where Minecraft meets peak performance and hilarious memes in one epic server!
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. True story, he once tried to crash our block party, but we showed him who’s boss with our diamond swords and enchanted armor.
2. We have the rarest loot drops in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond block that shoots fireballs? We got it. How about a potion that turns you into a chicken for 10 minutes? Yep, we have that too.
3. Our player base is so skilled that they can build a replica of the Taj Mahal using only dirt blocks and a few sticks. And they do it while juggling creepers and dodging lava flows. It’s like a Minecraft circus up in here.
4. Our server has the best PvP battles you will ever witness. Picture this: two players facing off on a floating island, both armed with nothing but fishing rods and snowballs. It’s like a wacky game of tug-of-war, but with more explosions.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. You may not like it, but this is what peak FPS looks like.
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CraftyCreeper’s Ubuntu Utopia: Where Minecraft meets Linux in a hilarious mashup adventure!
Adventure, coding, Computer, CraftyCreepers, Customization, desktop environment, Development, efficiency, grow up, hilarious, linux, mashup, meets, Minecraft, open source, operating system, productivity, programming, software, software migration, software switch., software update, switch back, Technology, tfw, ubuntu, utopiaAre you tired of living in the Windows world like a basic pleb? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate glow-up by switching back to Ubuntu, the chad of operating systems.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was stuck in the Windows world, constantly plagued by viruses and crashes. But one day, they discovered our server and made the switch to Ubuntu. Suddenly, their Minecraft experience was smoother, their builds were more epic, and they even grew a glorious neckbeard overnight. True story.
So come join us on our server and level up your gaming experience by switching back to Ubuntu. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep. Need I say more?
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RetroGalsMC Server
Amiya Aranha, Clauvio, Jorunna, Karin, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, Retro Girls General, RetroGalsMC, Riona, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server where you can mine diamonds while vibing to our exclusive playlist curated by DJ Onolumi.Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. We’ve got Amiya Aranha leading daily raids on the Ender Dragon, Tomomi Toraya building pixel art that puts Picasso to shame, and Kiki creating redstone contraptions that will blow your mind (and your base).
But wait, there’s more! Mozumi Pichi hosts weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). Riona streams her adventures in the Nether, Clauvio teaches parkour lessons on mountain cliffs, and Karin hosts a cooking show where she makes Minecraft-themed snacks (yes, even cake).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, Super Meche will serenade you with Minecraft parody songs, Yumanea will guide you through building the ultimate castle, Yuno Nightingale will tell you spooky ghost stories by the campfire, and Jorunna will… well, Jorunna is just Jorunna.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for creepers, they’re the real griefers here.
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CheebsCraft Minecraft Server
9 AM Mooms, Characters, cheebs, CheebsCraft, Dedicated, Fandom, fattest fuck, Friends, Gaming, Holo verse, humor, internet culture, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, role playing, satire, Server, social media, Squeebs, Thread, virtual world, weird friendsWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the fattest fuck in the Holo verse and her wacky crew of misfits! Squeebs, the derpy llama, and 9 AM Mooms, the cow who’s always late for breakfast, are just a few of the eccentric characters you’ll meet on our server.Join us for epic adventures, like trying to build a roller coaster out of bacon or racing pigs through a maze of lava pits. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and ridiculous antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of friends who are just as weird and wonderful as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the fattest fuck in the Holo verse has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find them and claim your riches?
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!
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CraftyCraftServer
avoiding confrontation, avoiding dangerous areas, avoiding scams, common sense tips, CraftyCraftServer, navigating public transportation, personal safety, recognizing danger signs, recognizing threats, safety tips, self defense, self protection, situational awareness, staying alert, staying safe at night, staying vigilant, street smarts, streetwise tips, trusting instincts, urban survivalAre you tired of getting lost in the wild world of Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about getting lost again! Our friendly community of players will guide you through the streets of our virtual city, teaching you all the street smarts you need to survive and thrive in the game.From learning how to avoid creepers lurking in dark alleys to mastering the art of crafting the perfect diamond sword for street fights, our server has everything you need to become the ultimate Minecraft street smart player. So why wait? Join us now and start your epic journey to becoming the toughest player on the block!
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PenisCraft: The Pinocchio Edition
join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear top hats. if you don’t join, your pet chicken will start speaking in tongues and plotting against you in your sleep. trust me, you don’t want to mess with a chicken possessed by the devil.our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena while you battle it. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and disco balls.
if you’re not convinced yet, just know that if you don’t join, your diamond sword will turn into a spaghetti noodle and your armor will be made of soggy bread. don’t let that happen to you, come join the madness and let’s build some ridiculous things together.
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Gamer Discord: Where Even the Creepers Have Mods
#gamer, Chat, Community, Cozy, CREEPERS, Discord, Excited, founding members, Friends, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, Growing, invite, Join, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Neurodivergent friendly, partner, safe space, Server, Space, welcome
<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/john-collier-lilith/">Minecraft Server</a> Community Welcome to our Minecraft Server Community!
Overview:
My partner and I are excited to invite you to join our new gaming Discord community, designed especially for cozy gamers. We’re creating a safe and welcoming space where everyone can game, chat, and make new friends.
If you’re interested in being part of our growing community, please join us here. While we’re still in the early stages, we’d love to have you as one of our founding members. We look forward to gaming with you!
Community Features:
- Neurodivergent friendly
- LGBTQ+ friendly
FAQ:
Question Answer Is the community open to all gamers? Yes, we welcome all gamers to join our community! Are there any specific rules for the server? We have a set of community guidelines to ensure a safe and friendly environment for all members. Please refer to our Discord channel for more information. How can I join the Minecraft server? You can find the server information and details on how to join in our Discord channel. Can I invite my friends to join the community? Absolutely! Feel free to invite your friends to join us and be part of our growing community.
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Crafty Rivals 2 Minecraft Server
character diversity, character matchups, character selection, community feedback, competitive balance, Competitive Gaming, Competitive Scene, Crafty, esports, game balance, game updates, Gaming Community, gaming meta, maining, melee, Minecraft, online play, player preferences, Rivals, Rivals 2, Server, SSDI changes, super smash bros, Tournament PlayAre you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or craziness? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join us and choose your main Minecraft character – whether it’s a blocky warrior, a pixelated wizard, or a square-shaped ninja, the choice is yours! And if your main isn’t available yet, don’t worry, we have plenty of other wacky characters for you to play as, like a dancing creeper or a flying pig!
But that’s not all – we have insane changes to the game that will keep you on your toes, like randomly spawning giant chickens or exploding trees that drop diamonds! And don’t even get us started on our custom crafting recipes that will have you crafting diamond armor out of dirt blocks!
So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe!
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ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server
#size acceptance, 16 years old, ass, big booty, body image, body positivity, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, curves, fat, health at every size, HOLY SHIT, middle aged woman, Minecraft, overweight, plus size, self esteem, self-acceptance, Server, societal standards, TEENAGE, weight stigmaAre you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with players who have the butt of a 16-year-old? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players with an ass like a middle-aged woman! Why settle for flat when you can have a booty that defies gravity and logic? Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking competitions, bootylicious building contests, and butt-shaped pixel art creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your fabulous fanny and join the most cheeky server in Minecraft!
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BabyBlockBounce
BabyBlockBounce, birth of son, business contract, Caring, covid, family, financial problems, financing, Future, giving birth, Hospital, important meeting, leaving wife, Mother, new business, PROMISING.., sister, small office, Son, start up, tech-savvyWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic creations!Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of starting a new business with your friends, without the risk of financial problems or unexpected baby deliveries.
On our server, you can have important meetings with potential investors without worrying about missing the birth of your child. And don’t worry, our virtual hospitals are fully staffed with NPCs to take care of any emergencies while you’re away.
So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be a successful entrepreneur without any MIL drama or guilt trips. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and none of the stress in Minecraft? Join now and start crafting your way to success!
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SoggySkinsMC
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join our epic minecraft server where we have waterproof skins!!! yes, you heard that right, no more worrying about getting wet in the game, your skin will repel all water like a boss.but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground village of dancing llamas who throw epic parties every night. you can join them and learn their secret llama dance moves to impress all your friends.
if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. you can ride on the back of a flying pig while having a deep conversation with a cow about the meaning of life.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history. waterproof skins, dancing llamas, flying pigs, and talking cows await you!
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TreasuryCraft
TreasuryCraft is a brand-new Minecraft Economy server, releasing on Friday, 21st of June 2024. We can’t wait for you to join!
What is Economy? Economy is a gamemode that revolves around making money in order to rank up within the server, unlocking new perks as you do so. Just like regular Minecraft, you’re free to go out into the world and build, mine, farm, or do anything of your choice, selling items you don’t need in order to make money.
Once you’ve progressed enough, you can create towns, where your land is protected. What you do with your town is up to you: whether you want to build a beautiful town and sell plots of land to other players, or build a massive farm or mob grinder in order to make as much money as possible, the choice is yours.
Why should I play TreasuryCraft? TreasuryCraft is a custom experience built by an experienced Minecraft developer, with many custom plugins you won’t find anywhere else. TreasuryCraft includes a custom perk system, where you gain perk points as you rank up, and a custom gear system, where all crafted tools are converted into tools with random rarities and unique effects. Custom gear will gain EXP as you play, levelling up and improving its effects. We also have a custom daily reward system, where you can receive free special currency called Kunzite each day, that can be used to open chests for great rewards and rare custom gear.
Launch Rewards As a thank-you for trying out our server, all players who join within the first 2 weeks will be rewarded with: In-game money x $2,500 Kunzite x 250 (redeemable for Treasure Crate Key x 1 + Magnificent Crate Key x 1)
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