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CatCraft

Adult-only, CatCraft, chat bot, Community, Community planned events, Creative, Event Server, Lgbt, long term, Map, Modpack, Monthly UHC, Pictures, quality of life, rules, slow expansion, smaller, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

CatCraft Server Overview

Season Started	Season 1: April 4, 2019
Current Season	Season 2: December 2021 – Present
Current Version	1.21.4
World Border	16k in every direction
Server Location	Ashburn, VA

CatCraft FAQ

What are the server rules?

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
Strict 21+ server.
Play fair in PVP.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, etc.
Pranking is fine within reason.
Include your favorite breed of cat in your application.
Keep the server neat and sign your stuff.
No killing withers in the over-world.

What are some important details about the server?

No Enderman Griefing
Custom recipes and features
AFK Detection
Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
Fast Leaf Decay
And more!

For more information and applications, visit our Discord server.

Frosty Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, answers, AYOO, beat yo ass, Behavior, bullying, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, fear, frosty, Haven, intimidation, lil bitch, peer pressure, RETALIATION, School, Situation, STUDENT, test, threat, violence, white boy

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dimension Hops:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun!

We got PvP battles that will make you question your existence, bro!

Build your own crazy world and show off your creativity to all the other players!

Join us and become part of the most insane community ever, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time!

Don’t miss out on the wildest adventure of your life, man! Join now and let’s get this party started!

InsecurityMine Minecraft Server

awkward tension, Communication Issues, Confrontation, emotional reactions, hostile behavior, Insecurities, InsecurityMine, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstandings, mutual acquaintances, nightclub encounters, passive aggressive, past relationships, personal boundaries, personal insults, self-confidence, Server, small talk, snide remarks, social dynamics, social events, social gatherings

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Farms Harvested:	367	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this juicy real-life story! Join us for a server full of twists and turns, just like the unexpected encounters between our players.

Looking for some intense rivalries and passive-aggressive interactions? Look no further, as our server is filled with players who will make snide remarks, whisper behind your back, and create uncomfortable tension just like in the real world.

But don’t worry, our server is all about standing up for yourself and not letting anyone bring you down. Just like the OP in this story, you can shut down your enemies with a witty comeback and show them who’s boss.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where you never know what drama will unfold next! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyRoomieBillsSplitter

abusive situation, adhd, Agreement, belongings, bills, books, bookshelf, cabinets, cleaning, CLOSET, CraftyRoomieBillsSplitter, Dumpster, Expenses, Furniture, Generosity, History, library, object impermanence, Rent, Respect, roommate

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	57
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your roommate’s respect for your belongings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time your roommate threw away your beloved book collection without asking!

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your dream world, just like how you envisioned turning your guest room into a closet/library. But beware, just like in real life, unexpected surprises may come your way – like finding your bookshelf outside by the dumpsters!

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up for your belongings, just like how you’re standing up to your roommate by increasing their share of the bills. Will you be the hero of your own story, or will you let your roommate’s actions go unpunished? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

SwipeLeft4Love Minecraft SMP

AVOID, Boundaries, breadcrumbing, commitment issues, dark truths, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, ghosting, lack of communication, Manipulation, Minecraft, modern dating, red flags, SELF AWARENESS, self worth, self-care, smp, Superficiality, SwipeLeft4Love, toxic relationships, trust issues, watch out

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Star Shards Collected:	214

Lmao, bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server I’m on. So like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a chicken but like, it’s wearing a top hat and monocle. And get this, if you join the server, you get a free pet pig that farts rainbows. I know, right? It’s lit af.

But like, beware of the creepers on the server, man. They’re like those toxic exes who just won’t leave you alone. And don’t trust anyone who offers you diamonds for free, they’re probably trying to scam you like those catfishers on dating apps. Stay woke, bro.

Oh, and there’s this one time when we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. But turns out, it was just a regular old wooden sword painted silver. We all got trolled so hard, it was hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP full of surprises and shenanigans, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, cuz things can get wild in here. Peace out, my dudes!

GovtGateCraft

Accountability, changes without oversight, checks and balances, Corruption, current administration, disbelief, distrust, employee lockout, government integrity, government oversight, GovtGateCraft, lack of investigators, Manipulation, non-government access, skepticism, transparency, Truth

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Our administration is so wild, they’ve locked out all the employees and let non-government players run amok. Want to be an investigator? Forget about it, anyone can search and make changes without any oversight. Join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience! Who needs government employees when you have free reign to do whatever you want?

BlockyCourt Minecraft Server

Accountability, BlockyCourt, Diplomacy, Executive Order, foreign policy, global affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, icc, International Criminal Court, international law, international relations, Justice, legal action, Minecraft, Politics, punitive measures, sanctions, Server, trump, Trump administration, united states, War Crimes, White House

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Star Shards Collected:	215	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5221

so like, u know how trump is all like “no way jose” to the international criminal court? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we welcome all criminals, international or not, with open arms! come join our server and be free to commit all the crimes u want without any consequences! build your own criminal empire, start a mafia, or just steal from other players – the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the feds if they come knocking at your door. join now and let your inner criminal shine!

F16Craft: Dutch Defense Hub

Air Force, arms deal, Aviation, defence minister, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, Dutch, eastern europe, european union, F-16 jets, F16Craft, fighter jets, geopolitical strategy, Hub, international relations, Military Aircraft, military alliance, military technology, nato, Netherlands, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1

lol imagine if ukraine got F-16 jets in minecraft server! join now for epic dogfights in the sky with ur friends. defence minister says it’s the best way to flex on ur enemies and show off ur pvp skills. ukraine gonna be the most powerful nation in the server, all thanks to those jets from netherlands. come join us and rule the skies!

Crafty Health Coach Land

America, Coach, cost of healthcare, Crafty, health, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare crisis, healthcare expenses, healthcare priorities, healthcare spending, healthcare system, human life, human value, income inequality, lack of care, Land, salary of a sports coach, societal priorities, societal values, sports coach salary, Sports Culture, sports industry, sports salaries

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Buildings Constructed:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we care even less about human life than America does! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it made your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids. And guess what? No safety regulations! It was a wild ride, literally.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground cave filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that spits out diamonds instead of fire. And if you can defeat the dragon, you get to keep all the loot! Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale on steroids.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and human life is just a number, then come join us. Who needs healthcare when you can have this much fun, right? See you in the game, if you dare!

PixelPotion Healthcare Havoc

Access, declining healthcare access, financial impact, government report, Havoc, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, Investment, Nursing homes, patient deaths, patient safety, PixelPotion, private equity, private equity firms, quality of care, regulations, US health department

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, this server is so epic, even the US health department is talking about it! they’re like, “yo, these private equity firms are making healthcare decline, but this minecraft server is making lives better!”

apparently, private equity investment in nursing homes led to, like, an 11% increase in patient deaths, but on this server, everyone is thriving and living their best blocky lives! join now and experience the ultimate healthcare access – through building epic structures and battling mobs like a total boss!

who needs private equity firms when you have a minecraft server that’s literally saving lives? come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure ever! #blockyhealthcaregoals