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BabyPunisher Minecraft Server

aita, baby, BabyPunisher, Boundaries, Communication, cousins, family, family dynamics, germs, Labrador, Minecraft, moral high ground, Nursery, PARANOIA, parenting, Protect, relationships, Resentment, Server, Siblings, sister, tit for tat, toddlers

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Animals Bred:	63
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server for some family drama and pet rivalry like you’ve never seen before! Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships between siblings, babies, and massive Labradors?

Experience the thrill of trying to schedule family meetups without offending anyone, all while dealing with the drama of who can bring their child or their pet. Will you be able to keep the peace and ensure that the cousins grow up close despite the obstacles in your way?

Join now for a chance to prove your skills in navigating family dynamics and pet preferences in the most outrageous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

FosterCraftBabyNames

baby names, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Expectations, family, foster care, FosterCraftBabyNames, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Siblings, SIL, Support, Trauma, triggering, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to reveal the gender or name of our first child until after they’re born! Why, you ask? Well, we don’t want any unsolicited opinions on our baby names, no sir! We’ve seen too many debates over spellings and gender-appropriate names, and we’re not here for that BS. So if you’re looking for a server where baby names are top secret, look no further!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into our SIL, who grew up in foster care and wasn’t adopted. She’s on a mission to make sure our baby names don’t trigger any traumatic memories for her. She’s not asking for much, just to approve every single name on our list. But don’t worry, we’re not letting her dictate our choices! We draw the line at letting her go through our entire list – that’s just too much, even for Minecraft drama!

So if you’re ready for some family name drama, trigger warnings, and secret baby names, come join our server! Who knows, you might even get a sneak peek at our baby’s name before anyone else (but don’t tell SIL)! 😉👶🍼 #MinecraftDrama #SecretBabyNames #TriggerWarningsGalore

TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

album reviews, artist spotlight, current playlist, favorite songs, Minecraft, Music, music charts, music community, music discovery, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music genres, music lovers, music playlists, music recommendations, music streaming, music trends, new releases, popular music, smp, top tracks, TuneIn2Me

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Star Shards Collected:	85

Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!

Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

Babes, bedrock, Game, Spice

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1707	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchantments Applied:	51
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

alarm clocks, alarm sound, AlarmCraft, daily habits, daily routine, digital age, digital alarms, global wake up call, mass awakening, millions of people, mobile devices, modern society, morning routine, phone alarms, repetitive sounds, Rise, shared experiences, smartphones, synchronized alarms, Technology, technology impact, waking up

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Chimeras Created:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Star Shards Collected:	254

haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

american history, ANCESTORS, Congressional wealth, economic advantage, education, generational wealth, historical injustice, historical wealth, INEQUALITY, legislative privilege, legislators, net worth, Race, RichLegislatorz, SlaveCraft, slaveholding, Slavery, societal impact, Wealth accumulation, wealth disparity, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ores Mined:	6278
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, coping mechanisms, determination, devils playground, discipline, distractions, healthy habits, Idle Hands, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nofappers, personal growth, positive habits, resilience, self improvement, self-control, Server, support system, temptation, TemptationCraft, urges, Willpower

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

#youtube, begging, Board, controversial, crime, criminal, discrimination, Freed, general, Hearing, inmates, Justice, killing, Louisiana, LPBGaming, madness, Minecraft, niggers, parole, parole board, Prison, Racial, Release, smp, System, Video, watch

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, ex owners, House, Minecraft, neighbours, NoPeekyCraft, ownership, past homeowners, privacy, Property, Respect, Server, strangers, Tour, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, YARD

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	7732
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Animals Bred:	71	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

SisGotExposedLOL

aita, ashamed, attitude, Betrayed, Bisexual, CONSERVATIVE, Dangerous, Doctor, family, FIX, Girlfriend, love, Mysterious, Niece, relationship, secret life, serious, SisGotExposedLOL, sister, Telling, Traitor, Twisted

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?