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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8890 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 164 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
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