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Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

Alisson, Brazil, Brazils, competitive team, Coutinho, expensive, Firmino, football, international competition, Marquinhos, Minecraft, national team, neymar, Nowt, Players, Seleção, smp, Soccer, south america, SQUADS, talented squad, Tite, top players, World Cup

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Middle Class Meltdown Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Class, Competition, consumerism, Corporations, Economic shift, Economy, Globalization, income, Job, market, Meltdown, middle, middle class, Minecraft, products, purchasing power, Relevance, Server, Technology, third worlders, Usa, wealth gap, Workforce

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the middle class in the USA and third worlders making only 200 USD per year. Who will come out on top? Who will buy the corporations products? It’s a showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! ChatGPT is also in the mix, making everyone’s job irrelevant. Can you outsmart an AI and save the day? Only on our server will you find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride full of laughs, epic battles, and insane stories that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bear Market Minecraft SMP Money Making

10. Bear market profits, 11. Bear market portfolio management, 12. Bear market wealth building, 13. Bear market risk management, 14. Bear market asset allocation, 15. Bear market investment strategies, 16. Bear market economic indicators, 17. Bear market hedging techniques, 18. Bear market diversification, 19. Bear market income generation, 2. Investing in a bear market, 20. Bear market long term investing., 3. Making money in a downturn, 4. Stock market downturn, 5. Financial planning in a bear market, 6. Bear market investing tips, 7. Bear market opportunities, 8. Bear market trading, 9. Bear market survival, Bear, Bear market strategies, making, market, Minecraft, MONEY, smp

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only way to make money is by mining and farming? Well, look no further because our server has a unique way for you to make bank even in a bear market!

Join our server and participate in our underground llama racing league! That’s right, we’ve trained llamas to race each other for your entertainment and betting pleasure. Place your bets on the fastest llama and watch as you rake in the diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground casino where you can try your luck at our custom mini-games like Creeper Roulette and Enderman Blackjack. Who knew gambling could be so fun in Minecraft?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves, join us now and start making money in the most insane ways possible!

DBL server

Adventures, Community, Community Focused, creativity, Cross-Play, DBL server, Economy, expand, Forge, Future, game modes, Minecraft, Path, PvE, PvP, Server, Shape, Survival, survival skills, tight-knit, Vanilla, world

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Join DBL – a tight-knit, community-focused Minecraft survival server. Starting small, we plan to expand with more game modes as our community grows. Dive into a world where your creativity and survival skills will forge your path and shape the future adventures that await!”

24.66.27.62

Blocky Fantasy Minecraft Server

ap, Auto Summon Select, blocky, bp, C. Quatre, C. Zooey, Campaign Quest, Christmas Messages, Clashes special, crew directory., Daily Single draw, Estarriola, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, FAQ, Feather Daily Point skin, Friend Summon Select, gbf, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, Granblue Fantasy General, helpful links, Holy Night’s Starring Light, Host cost, login crystals, Michael, Minecraft, Old Bonds, Qol, Ramen Travels with Cassius, Replicard Defender, Rewind weapon, ROADMAP, rp, Server, Tales of Arcarum, unite & fight, Water Favored, Winter Special, XP..

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than C. Zooey’s Light element? Look no further! Our server is so fire, even C. Quatre would approve! Join now and experience the Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit for Michael – available for a limited time only until 12/26! 🎅🔥

But wait, there’s more! Our Granblue Fantasy Winter Special event is in full swing, with daily single draws, 200 login crystals, and insane bonuses like 1.5x RP/XP, ½AP/BP, and ½ Host cost. Plus, we’ve got Clashes special events and even a Replicard Defender +1 – because why not?

Join us for the side story “Old Bonds” and get ready for the upcoming Unite & Fight event – Water Favored, baby! And mark your calendars for Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, where the hype is so real, it’ll make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.

Ready to start your adventure? Just head to our website in any Chromium-based browser and let the fun begin! And don’t forget to check out our FAQ for all the answers to your burning questions – because we’ve got your back, like a trusty diamond sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of epic quests, insane battles, and more memes than you can shake a Creeper at. See you in-game, adventurer! 🎮🔥

Skibidi Guzzo Lean Fr Fr Minecraft SMP

beat, catchy, Choreography, Dance, EDM, electronic, fr, funny, Guzzo, guzzolean, Hip Hop, lean, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, Music, russia, skibidi, smp, trending, viral

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us at Skibidi guzzolean fr fr, where the mobs are actually friendly and will bring you gifts instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a pig riding a chicken riding a cow riding a sheep. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while dodging fireballs and explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join Skibidi guzzolean fr fr today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

HavocSMP

Community, Discord, Economy, friendly community, Fun Community, Fun pvp, fun server, Havoc, HavocSMP, join now, minecraft server, MONEY, player, PvP, richest player, Sell, Shop, smp, strongest player, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

mc.HavocSMP.xyz

HavocSMP, HavocSMP is a fun community you can also attempt to become the richest player on the server and you could also do /shop and /sell to make money. Try to become the strongest player in the smp and so much more! Join now!!!!

What will you see in Havoc? Fun server Friendly community! Fun pvp & more!!! Join now! https://discord.gg/QWUhrmgYGj

mc.HavocSMP.xyz:31898

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, blocky, culture, DATING, Fast, FEMCEL, feminism, gender dynamics, incel, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, online communities, patriarchy, rejection, relationships, Rising, self worth, Server, social trends, societal pressures, toxic masculinity

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Are all the Chad players ignoring you in-game? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all the femcels out there! Join us and experience a world where the creepers actually respect you and the Ender Dragon is your wingman.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous of our player base. We have exclusive events like speed dating in the Nether and a weekly “Build-A-Boyfriend” competition where you can create the perfect pixelated partner.

So why is femcel culture rising so fast? Because our server is the place to be for all the diamond-digging divas who are ready to slay in style. Join us now and let’s show those Chad players who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Rate my Waifus Minecraft SMP

anime characters, anime girl’s, anime waifus, best waifus, cute waifus., Minecraft, Rate, Rate my waifus, smp, top waifus, waifu appreciation, waifu collection, waifu community, waifu culture, waifu enthusiasts, waifu fanatics, waifu list, waifu love, waifu material, waifu obsession, waifu rankings, waifu rating, waifu tier list, waifus

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Emeralds Found:	7419	Towns Built:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Rate my Waifus” competition every week where players can show off their pixelated babes and compete for the title of Waifu Master. Trust us, the competition gets heated and the drama is real!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious to see them strutting around like little fancy gentlemen.

Oh, and did we mention the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon? Players team up to search for hidden loot scattered across the map, but watch out for the traps set by the mischievous admin who loves to troll unsuspecting adventurers.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with waifus, llamas, and treasure hunts, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – the llamas are always watching.

MVVP

Characters, Custom Items, dialogues, Economy, exclusive designs, gameplay, Mechanics, Minecraft, MVVP, PvE, PvP, Quests, resource pack, RPG experience, Server, Survival, Universe

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

MVVP its server with lot of exclusive designs, a great gameplay, and the resource pack system, it brings to minecraft a new RPG experience full of custom items, and new mechanics. Characters with different dialogues, and new quests on each update is what you will found out inside this universe!

88.211.231.60:25588

Granny’s Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, anime bonding, anime culture, anime experience, anime fandom, anime lovers, anime memories, anime moments, anime nostalgia, anime watching, anime with elders, anime with family, anime with family members, anime with grandparents, anime with loved ones, family bonding, family traditions, grandmother, Grannys, intergenerational activities, Minecraft, quality time, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchantments Applied:	53	Astral Projections Made:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can battle creepers with your grandma by your side? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where grandmas are the ultimate PvP champions! Picture this: your grandma wielding a diamond sword, taking down Endermen like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can challenge the legendary Anime Boss, who can only be defeated by shouting your favorite anime catchphrase. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the anime adventures with your grandma begin!