comp 2022 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Threads Kids

aita, child, clothes, co parenting, custody, dealership, ex husband, Gainfully employed, HOODIES, Jiffy lube, Kids, Laundry machines, pants, PIXEL, Running out of clothes, Schedule, School week, t-shirt, Threads, Transmission fluid, Transportation, Walmart

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP

aggravating, aggravating situations, aggravation, anger, annoyance, annoying behaviors, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, infuriating actions, irritating habits, irritating noises, Irritation, loud, Minecraft, noise, Obnoxious, pet peeve, rant, scream, ScreamLungOut, smp, vent

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!

And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, growth mindset., Impactful, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, mindset shift, motivation, personal development, personal growth, perspective, powerful advice, random advice, Reflection, self improvement, transformative, unexpected guidance, unexpected wisdom, valuable lesson, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
New Chunks Explored:	993160	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance battles and maybe you’ll even earn their trust to ride on their backs as they gallop through the pixelated sunset.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is the limit and the only rule is to have fun? Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in the Minecraft universe.

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, aggression, airstrikes, bombs, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Military, Missiles, putin, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

lol imagine if that happened in minecraft lmao. join our server and you can be part of epic battles like that every day. we have crazy pvp action with explosions galore. build your own bunker to protect yourself from the drone attacks. become the ultimate warrior and fight for your blocky life. join now and experience the chaos firsthand!

Bird Flu Block Party

bird, BLOCK, flu, Party

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our minecraft server where we protect u from the evil chickens spreading avian influenza H5N1!!! we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the infected birds and craft ur way to safety. but beware, the chickens have mutated into giant, fire-breathing monsters that will stop at nothing to infect u. join us and help save the world from the poultry apocalypse!!!

Why not rent your own server for very cheap!

Cheap, Community, discordserver, Friends, Info, minecraft server, Network, Purchase, Rent, SECURITY, Server, service, setup, solution, test phase, ticket system, Value

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	219

Minecraft Server Overview

Service	Minecraft server hosting
Pricing	Starting at $2.50
Setup	Included, with a 2 hour test phase
Features	Customizable, secure, no package prices

FAQ

1. What is included in the setup process?

Our team will handle the setup of your Minecraft server, ensuring it is ready to play on with all necessary configurations.

2. Can I customize my server settings?

Yes, you have full control over your server settings and can customize them to suit your preferences.

3. Is the server secure?

Security is our top priority and we dedicate time to ensure that your server is secure from potential threats.

4. How can I purchase a server?

You can easily purchase a server through our Discord server via the Ticket System or visit our website for more information.

5. Can I host a server for a medium-sized community?

Absolutely! Whether for you and your friends or a larger community, we have the perfect solution to meet your needs.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.2

1.20.2, 275359140, ANONYMOUS, digital anonymity, Ethereal, internet culture, internet privacy, online behavior, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, online platform, online posting, online sharing, online thread, perv, Skylands, social media

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Potions Brewed:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Enchantments Applied:	90
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	6149	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

You’ll never know what to expect next, but isn’t that half the fun?

Plus, our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, baby, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, family, Fatherhood, fatherly love, husband, infant care, intervention, maternal instincts, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, parenting concerns, Parenting styles, relationships, Safety, Server, sleep safety, Support

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Items Found:	3242	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

On our server, we have a 10-week-old baby who is the ruler of the land. That’s right, the baby calls all the shots and you better listen or else you’ll face the wrath of his adorable baby cries. Our husband (28M) is obsessed with this baby and will do anything to protect him, even if it means falling asleep on the couch while baby is contact napping. But don’t worry, the dog is there to keep an eye on things (or so we hope).

Join us for epic adventures like changing diapers, feeding bottles, and putting baby down for nap time with his bib still on. It’s a wild ride filled with excitement and danger (well, maybe not real danger, but you get the idea). And if you dare to question the baby’s authority, be prepared for a whole intervention from the MIL and SIL who will set you straight.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your parenting skills (or lack thereof), then join us for the ultimate baby adventure! Just remember, safety first (even if it means sleeping on the couch with one eye open).

DishyCraft: PutAwayB4Vacay

anxiety, apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, DISHES, DishyCraft, household responsibilities, passive aggressive, PutAwayB4Vacay, Respect, roommate, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, shared space

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	294	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with lazy roommates leaving their dishes everywhere? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about cleaning up after someone else again.

Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of being the designated cleaner in their living space. No more asking your roommates to do their fair share of the chores, only to be met with excuses and attitude. On our server, everyone pulls their weight and keeps the virtual kitchen sparkling clean.

Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without the stress of dealing with messy roommates. Join us and experience the freedom of a clutter-free environment, where the only mess you have to worry about is the one you make while mining for diamonds.

Don’t let lazy roommates ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama of shared living spaces. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

SimpleMen SMP – “Minecraft SMP”

Behavior, characteristics, Communication, Creatures, Differences, gender, habits, humor, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, observations, perspective, Preferences, Psychology, relationships, Simple, SimpleMen, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, Traits, Understanding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	4983	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you should join is because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And if you don’t join, they will curse your crops and make your diamonds disappear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of dead creepers roam the halls, scaring the crap out of anyone who dares to enter. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond sword that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underwater base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. It’s like a rave, but with squids and dolphins as the DJs. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epicness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the craziest, most ridiculous server on the internet. LLAMAS, haunted mansions, underwater raves – what more could you ask for? Let’s get this bread, gamers!