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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7525 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!