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HoHoHo Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Bat, Character, christmas, costume, dream transformation, FANTASY, flying, gift, hohoho, holiday, Magic, Minecraft, red, rouge the bat, Santa Claus, sega, smp, sonic the hedgehog, transformation, video game, Waiting, Wishlist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dimension Hops:	11	Animals Bred:	195
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	97
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us and you could have the chance to be transformed into your favorite Sonic character, like Rouge the Bat! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, we’re all about that Sonic speed and chaos emeralds here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Santa Claus himself, flying around on his sleigh and granting wishes. Who knows, maybe he’ll even turn you into Rouge the Bat himself! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and let the adventures begin!

SantaSMPBeliever

BELIEF, Childhood, christmas, discovery, Evidence, folklore, holiday, imagination, jolly, Magic, Myth, north pole, Presents, proof, reindeer, santa, Santa Claus, SantaSMPBeliever, Sleigh, tradition, Wonder

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mines Excavated:	4896
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because Santa is actually a secret admin on the server! I know, crazy right? He flies around on his sleigh giving out diamonds and enchanted gear to all the good players. I mean, who needs a Christmas tree when you can have a diamond block tree in your base, am I right?

But wait, it gets even better. The Easter Bunny is also a mod on the server and he hides special loot chests all over the map. And don’t even get me started on the Tooth Fairy, she trades enchanted books for your extra teeth. I mean, who needs a dentist when you can just trade your teeth for OP gear?

So yeah, if you want to experience the magic of Christmas, Easter, and losing teeth all year round, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, it’s a wild ride.

CraftyChallenges

Challenging, complex, Confusing, CraftyChallenges, deceptive, Difficult, intricate, misleading, not a quick fix, not as easy as it seems, not as simple as it looks, not straightforward, requires attention to detail, requires effort, requires patience, requires practice, requires skill, Tricky

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Votes:	9776
Crops Grown:	7453	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and riding on flying pigs to get around. Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but the catch is you have to defeat a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon dressed in a tutu to get to it. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your expectations at the door!

TNT Wars: Kurd vs Turk

armed conflict, battle, border conflict, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict, conflict zone, Fighting, international relations, Kurd, Kurdish forces, Kurdish-led forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, offensive, Political unrest, Syria, Tension, territorial dispute, Tnt, türk, Turkish forces, Turkish-backed Syrian rebels, War, Wars

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
New Chunks Explored:	161548	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where kurdish-led forces are battling turkish-backed syrian rebels in a wild and crazy offensive! watch as the blocks fly and the mobs fight for control of the land! build your own base and join the fight for dominance in this epic showdown of epic proportions! join now for a chance to be the ultimate warrior in this insane battle for supremacy! let’s goooooooooooooooooooooo!

SolariCraft

anger, benefit, breeding, Cross-Play, detail, duties, Economy, Fault, follow-up, hair, Hearts, Hope, Lust, Pain, patient care, Pleasure, Practice, PvP, Reprimand, soften, SolariCraft, Survival Games, toil, work

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

It is important to take care of the patient, to be followed by the patient, but it will happen at such a time that there is a lot of work and pain. For to come to the smallest detail, no one should practice any kind of work unless he derives some benefit from it. Do not be angry with the pain in the reprimand in the pleasure he wants to be a hair from the pain in the hope that there is no breeding. Unless they are blinded by lust, they do not come out; they are in fault who abandon their duties and soften their hearts, that is toil.

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SvSurvival chill FFA server

Chill, Community, Discord, DOMINATE, Ffa, Friends, gain players, Hosting, invite, Ip:, Minecraft, play regular, Players, Regular Survival, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small Community, SvSurvival, Teams, Tectonic, world generation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mines Excavated:	4669
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Server Overview

Description	Information
Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival
World Generation	Tectonic as world gen
Community Size	Small
Teams	Multiple teams
IP Address	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord server

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes this server different from others?

A: Our server uses Tectonic as world generation, creating a unique survival experience while maintaining the vanilla gameplay.

Q: How can I join a team on the server?

A: You can reach out to existing teams on our Discord server and inquire about joining them. Alternatively, you can form your own team with friends.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. However, we encourage players to engage in respectful and fair combat.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

Q: Are there any rules that I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined on our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. These rules are in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone.

Melodic Pixel Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Average, baby, desperate incels, dick pics, dominant gay tops, Fool, fool me again, happy christmas, Honey, Land, last christmas, Massive, melodic, nudes, Pictures, PIXEL, Plain, resent, Small, song, Tears, Ugly

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of nudes and ugly faces! We promise a unique experience filled with small surprises and desperate incels. Unleash your inner fool and let dominant gay tops rule the land. It’s a Christmas miracle you won’t want to miss!

Cancelled Hampage and Dropped Slopwave – Minecraft SMP

aew, backstage reason, CANCELLED, DROPPED, freefalling, Hampage, long tail tags, make this shit up, Minecraft, minute, Ratings, SHOCKWAVE, Show, Slopwave, smp, TV deal, wrestling, wrestlinginc

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	91333
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of canceled shows like Hampage and Slopwave, and dive headfirst into a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to ridiculous pranks involving exploding sheep, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring old TV deals and ratings, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and causing mayhem wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LateNightMiners Minecraft Server

business startup, child rearing, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Fairness, family dynamics, future planning, high cost of living, LateNightMiners, long-term perspective, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, REST, Retirement, self-care, Server, Support, Time management, traditional roles, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of unreasonable expectations like coming home early to help with the kids? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our virtual world allows you to focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any nagging from spouses.

Create your own business empire in Minecraft and watch it grow without any complaints from your partner about “time for yourself”. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate entrepreneur in our server?

Forget about traditional roles and responsibilities, in our Minecraft world, you can be whoever you want to be! No more arguments about who does more work at home, just pure gaming bliss.

So, are you the AITA in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind!

LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas gift, Etiquette, financial windfall, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift recipient, Gratitude, holiday, holiday season, jackpot, lottery ticket, lottery winner, LottoGift5k, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, receiving money, smp, social norms, unexpected gift, Winnings

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉