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Pfizer’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, brought to you by Pfizer! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!

2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.

3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?

4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!

Honest Explanation Minecraft SMP

Apartheid, Beliefs, billionaire, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, deep state, Explanation, Honest, Hypocrisy, ketamine addict, latin references, Minecraft, Misinformation, new world order, political ideologies, political manipulation, Propaganda, Satanism, smp, societal divisions, societal issues, truth-seeking, Voting

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to be part of a community led by a ketamine-addicted billionaire who believes he’s fighting the deep state and satanism with his Latin references.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, BLOCK, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, general, git gud, git in, item builds, Latest Patch, Minecraft, new player guide, Party, salt mine, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	253
Dragon Eggs Found:	5594	Meteorites Collected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, Chat, cybersex, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Roleplaying community, Roleplaying Forums, roleplaying games, Roleplaying Ideas, Roleplaying Scenarios, seduction, smp, Stepfather Edition, taboo

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	209
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, anaphylactic shock, coping mechanisms, depression, divine intervention, emotional struggle, Failed, FAITH, Gratitude, life-changing event, mental health, Minecraft, Near Death Experience, overcoming obstacles, peanut allergy, personal growth, Recovery, resilience, second chance, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3645	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, pants, Shit, shoot, Shoot Pants Embarrassing Accident Humor Funny Oops Messy Regret Awkward Unfortunate Mishap Hilarious Mistake Embarrassment Regretful Comical Blunder Faux pas Oops moment, smp

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	290
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

Auto-mine, BUILD, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fight, Fly, Free Donations, Game Currency, Hardcore, Leaderboards, MONEY, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, ONLINE, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, R4GELAND, RPG, Russian, Shops, Skills, Survival, trampolines, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Crops Grown:	5462
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

Alisson, Brazil, Brazils, competitive team, Coutinho, expensive, Firmino, football, international competition, Marquinhos, Minecraft, national team, neymar, Nowt, Players, Seleção, smp, Soccer, south america, SQUADS, talented squad, Tite, top players, World Cup

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

arousal, body sensations, Climax, Crafty, edging, Finishing, legs ache, Minecraft, orgasm, physical discomfort, Pleasure, self-control, Server, sexual activity, sexual endurance, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual technique, sexual wellness, Stamina, tip, Tipsters

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!