comedy vid

MerzCraft: Nato’s Last Stand
chancellor, conservative party, Dead, Defense, Diplomacy, elections, european union, Friedrich Merz, germany, Germany elections, global affairs, Government, international relations, MerzCraft, Military, nato, NATOs, next chancellor, Politics, Potential leader, SECURITY, Stand, Warning
so, like, u know that guy Friedrich Merz? he’s like, gonna be the next big boss in Germany or whatever. and he’s all like, yo, Nato is gonna be dead soon if we don’t do something about it. so, like, come join our minecraft server and help save Nato or whatever. we gotta build epic bases and fight off the bad guys to keep Nato alive. plus, like, Friedrich Merz might even pop in and say hi while he’s not busy being all important and stuff. so, like, join now and be a hero for Nato or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

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Shroomy Oasis: Antioxidant Fun
Alternative Medicine, anticancer effects, Antioxidant, bioactive compounds, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Dietary supplements, Fun, fungal medicine, health benefits, holistic healing, immune system support, immunomodulatory, medicinal mushrooms, Mycology, natural remedies, nutrition, Oasis, Oyster mushrooms, Shroomy, Superfood, vegan, Vegetarian
come join dis epic minecraft server where we have OYSTER MUSHROOMS dat give u SUPERPOWERS like flying and shooting laser beams out ur eyes. dey have bioactive compunds dat make u IMMORTAL and give u SUPER STRENGTH to defeat all ur enemies. plus, dey have antioxidant powers dat make u invincible to all da haters tryna bring u down. join now and become da ultimate warrior in dis crazy world of mushrooms and mayhem!

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SmartieSMP
#exciting, Active, Builder, Community, Engineer, Events, Explorer, Fresh, Fun, hand built, Minecraft, Projects, PvP, Redstone, Reset, Seasonal, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, Structures, Survival
Welcome to our Survival SMP Server!
We’re excited to invite new players to join our Survival SMP server! Read on for more information.
About the Server
Focus Fun and authentic Minecraft experience
Plugins None, vanilla gameplay
Seasonal Resets Every two months
What You Can Expect
- Active players
- No admin interference
- Freedom to play as you wish
- Community projects and events
If you’re looking for a laid-back but active SMP community, join us now!
How to Join
Join our Discord server here.
FAQ
Q: Are there any plugins/mods on the server?
A: No, we focus on providing a vanilla Minecraft experience with no additional plugins or mods.
Q: How often does the server reset?
A: The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
Q: What are the rules regarding PvP and stealing?
A: PvP and stealing are allowed, but the server’s core focus is on survival and community building.
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Enchanted Age Realms 1.20.3
1.20.3, advice, age, age difference, approach, attraction, Communication, Confidence, DATING, Enchanted, Experience, FLIRTING, Long-term goals, Maturity, mindset, misconceptions, Preferences, Realms, relationships, seduction, societal norms, Stereotypes, Tips, women in their 30s
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll learn the secret to seducing women in their 30s! We have a special potion that makes you irresistible to older ladies, they won’t be able to resist your blocky charm! Plus, our server is full of 30-something year old players looking for love, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to practice your skills. Don’t miss out on this chance to level up your dating game and conquer the hearts of mature women in Minecraft!

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PupPals SMP: Bad Dog Names
awful dog names, bad, bad dog names, bizarre dog names, bizarre pet names, crazy dog names, crazy pet names, dog, funny dog names, funny pet names, names, PupPals, ridiculous dog names, ridiculous pet names, silly dog names, silly pet names, smp, strange dog names, strange pet names, unique dog names, unusual dog names, unusual pet names, weird dog names, weird pet names, worst dog names
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in blocky form. We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn spawns and gives you a high-five. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with creepers instead of clowns.
And don’t even get me started on the dog names in this server. We’ve got Fluffy McFlufferson, Sir Barksalot, and even Princess Poops-a-Lot. It’s like a pet parade gone wrong, but in the best way possible. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself, because in this Minecraft world, anything is possible.

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SpaceCraft5 – Lost Astronauts
astronaut duties, astronaut safety, astronaut wellbeing, Astronauts, communication breakdown, communication failure, consequences, critical situation, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, ISOLATION, ISS, last week activities, Lost, mission control, response deadline, space exploration, space mission, space station, Space Travel, SpaceCraft5, stranded astronauts, teamwork
Have you ever wondered what would happen if the stranded astronauts on the ISS didn’t reply with 5 things they did last week? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s exactly what happens! Join us for a chance to witness the chaos unfold as the astronauts are bombarded with space chickens and flying pigs until they spill the beans on their weekly activities. Will they survive the onslaught or will they be overwhelmed by the sheer absurdity of it all? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the madness for yourself!

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Bug Bites & Blockheads
allergen cross-reactivity, allergy risks, alternative protein source, Bites, Blockheads, bug, cross-reactivity, Crustaceans, dust mites, Edible insects, entomology, entomophagia, entomophagic diets, entomophagy, environmental sustainability, food allergies, food security, insect consumption, insect farming, insect protein, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable eating, sustainable food source
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! We got edible insects everywhere, like, you can chow down on some tasty bugs while you build your epic Minecraft creations. But, like, watch out, cuz some of these bugs might give you allergies, like if you’re allergic to crustaceans or dust mites. But, like, who cares about allergies when you’re having so much fun on this server, amirite? So come join us and feast on some bugs while you game like a boss!

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New Server IP
SweetLand
action, Challenges, Community, custom enchantments, Economy, Epic crates, Events, evolving world, Exclusive ranges, Incredible community, java, Kits, KOTH events, Limit, News, Protections, PvE, PvP, Rankups system, Regenerative mines, Survival, Updates
Welcome to Sweetland!
Explore a survival Java 1.21.1 full of action and news. With +90 Custom enchantments, Koth events, regenerative mines, exclusive ranges, epic crates and kits, protections and: _evento: Rankups system
A world in constant evolution, with an incredible community and challenges that will always keep you to the limit.
play.sweetland.lat

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New Server IP
BlastXus-Custom
Anarchy, armor, BlastXus-Custom, Challenges, construction, Earth, Economy, Exploration, gameplay, Hardcore, History, Jail, limited farms, MCMMO, protection system, PvP, Repairing enchantment, secret, semi-analytical, SETTLEMENT, strategic combat, Survival, Tools, Valderis, Vanilla
Blastxus-Custom 1.20.1 It is a semi-analytical Minecraft server with an approach to exploration, construction and strategic combat. It has a free and premium protection system, ensuring that players can protect their territories while they venture into a world full of challenges.
PVP without restrictions for those who seek the emotion of combat. Limited farms to maintain a balance in the economy and gameplay. Jail as punishment instead of traditional Bans. “Repairing” enchantment that passively repairs tools and armor while you build or explore. People of Valderis, a settlement with epic history and secret to discover.
blastxus.craft.gg:10026

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Focus	Fun and authentic Minecraft experience
Plugins	None, vanilla gameplay
Seasonal Resets	Every two months

PhotonRebornSMP

Adventure, bedrock, Biomes, Claims, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Exploration, hermitcraft, java, Kingdoms, Mechanics, Minecraft, PhotonRebornSMP, Protection, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, smp, Story, Terralith

PhotonRebornSMP Overview

Feature	Description
Story-Driven Roleplay	Immerse yourself in a rich, evolving narrative
Player-Driven Kingdoms	Build, govern, and shape the land’s future
PvP with Purpose	Combat is allowed but must be part of the story
Land Claiming & Protection	Keep your builds safe from griefing
Custom Mechanics	Unique survival tweaks and RPG elements
Dynamic World Generation	Stunning biomes with Terralith and Vanilla Tweaks
Community Focused	A welcoming and non-toxic environment
Bedrock Compatible	Play with friends across Java and Bedrock
No Cracked Minecraft	Only legitimate accounts are allowed

Start your journey and become part of Photon’s Rebirth!

Join the Discord

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server with a cracked version of Minecraft?

A: No, only legitimate accounts are allowed on PhotonRebornSMP.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed but must be part of the story and for a purpose.

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can claim land and use protection mechanisms provided by the server.

Q: Is the server Bedrock compatible?

A: Yes, you can play on the server with friends using both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.

Welcome to our Survival SMP Server!

About the Server

What You Can Expect

How to Join

FAQ

Q: Are there any plugins/mods on the server?

Q: How often does the server reset?

Q: What are the rules regarding PvP and stealing?

PhotonRebornSMP Overview

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server with a cracked version of Minecraft?

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

Q: Is the server Bedrock compatible?