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The New Mustapha Pasha Minecraft Server

constantinople, historical fiction, Imperial harem, Istanbul, Minecraft, mustapha, Ottoman dynasty, ottoman empire, Ottoman intrigue, Ottoman politics, Ottoman ruler, Ottoman society, Ottoman sultan, Palace intrigue, pasha, political drama, royal court, Server, sultan, sultana, The New Mustapha Pasha, Topkapi Palace, turkish culture, Turkish history

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Animals Bred:	125
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1274
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Our server, The New Mustapha Pasha, is like no other with its crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous baby villagers.

So why wait? Join The New Mustapha Pasha today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a gang of killer bunnies or being chased by a giant chicken with a vendetta. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

Phg – President Harris General – Lil’ Donnies Playpen Edition Minecraft SMP

#DemocraticCandidate, #DemocraticParty, #Harris2024, #KamalaHarrisPosters, #KamalaMemes, #LilDonniesPlaypenEdition, #MommyKamala, #POTUS47, #PresidentHarrisGeneral, #PropagandaCampaigns, #SpaceExploration, #TeamKamala, #WeedLegalization, Donnies, Edition, general, harris, Kamala2024, kamalaharris, Lil, MAGA, Minecraft, phg, Playpen, president, prochoice, smp, trump, vp

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3163	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as Kamala Harris’ campaign trail? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us if you denounce MAGA and Trump, because we’re all about that #TeamKamala life.

Our server is like a meme machine on steroids, so get ready to support Kamala Harris in the most outrageous ways possible. We’ve got links to all the important stuff like the Democratic Party website, Kamala’s official site, and even Snopes (because we only deal in facts here).

But wait, there’s more! Kamala supports weed, is pro-choice, and loves space. So basically, she’s the coolest candidate ever and you need to be on our server to show your support. Plus, we’ve got cute Kamala memes and posters for days.

Join us now and let’s make Kamala Harris the next President of Minecraft (and maybe the US too, who knows?). Let’s get on that vivrant thing and show the world that Kamala is the queen we all need. #Harris2024 #MommyKamala #MinecraftForKamala

KorolCraft

Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

modpack contains over 170 mods that will improve the vanilla and tech experience! Link: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/korolcraft

No modified recipes and no biome mods Focused 100% on tech mods with: Mechanism Applied energistics 2 Ender I Project Red ProjectE

213.170.135.120:25597

OneWay

1.20x, 1.21x, administration, box pvp, Community, Experience, Friendly, Fun, high quality, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2986	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Hello, do you want a good and high-quality box-pvp server? We invite you to our box-pvp server to have fun! friendly community, friendly administration that will always help you! so what are you waiting for, come to us and experience things you haven’t experienced yet! oneway.srw.lt, 1.20x – 1.21x A server that always wants to be good!

oneway.srw.lt:10866

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, best clans, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, mobs, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, trampolines

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRN.SKYBARS.ME

Minecraft server – /ggg/ Guilty Gear General

arc world tour 2024, battle balance update, CEOtaku, Current Patch 1.41, deflect shield OS tech, dev backyard, EMEA weeklies, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, Frame Data Display, FT10, Gear, general, GGG, Glicko-2 ratings, Guilty, guilty gear, Guilty Gear soundtracks, Ken Miyauchi, lobbies, Major Patch 1.40, Minecraft, Nintendo Switch Edition Trailer, nonena, potato mod, Queen Dizzy Starter Guide, replay uploaders, Rockin, Server, Strive mods, system mechanics, Training, upcoming tournaments, VENOM

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got upcoming tournaments that will have you mining and crafting like never before. Join now for a chance to compete in the Arc World Tour 2024 – where the only thing sharper than a diamond sword is your skills!

But that’s not all, we’ve got resources galore to help you become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. From frame data to fighting game glossaries, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the blocky battlefield. And don’t forget about our approved mods – like the Potato Mod that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re in a serious PvP match.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the Minecraft champion you were always meant to be. Just remember, when you close a lobby, announce it in the thread – because in this server, we play by the rules… or do we? Join now and let the mining madness begin!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Adventurer’s Trials: Metamorphosis, banner, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, Event, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, Neuvillette, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, smp, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, vortex vanquisher, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit!

Join us for the “Adventurer’s Trials: Metamorphosis” event where you’ll transform into a whole new character until December 23. Want to seek out some epic spirits? Then the “Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls” event is perfect for you, live until December 16!

Our current character banner includes Neuvillette, Zhongli, Yaoyao, Fischl, and even Shikanoin Heizou! And don’t get us started on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Vortex Vanquisher – talk about OP weapons!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards are permanent, so you’ll always have something to look forward to. And who doesn’t love free Primogems? Redeemable codes are flying around like crazy!

So why wait? Join us now for the most insane Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted Ender Dragon riding a rainbow unicorn! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world.

CloudVale 4.0

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	9

***MUST WHITELIST – GO TO THIS GOOGLE FORM TO WHITELIST: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSccG8kxb_NbqDbFh6YVO_xWavtFPZWop7UTALG9JNJpH6BmvA/viewform?usp=sharing Welcome to CloudVale 4.0! This is a unique lootbox server where if one kills a player, the attacker gets the victim’s loot and a box containing loot. The rarity increases per level of the victim. We also have quality of life updates that enhance the user experience, like SimpleVoiceChat, teams, and tpa. The server is also owned by a courteous and well respected staff that you can find in our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yABW93eHw6 This server also has a high percentage uptime, so you can play almost any time you wish!

cloudvalev4.m-c.pro

Tall Tower Minecraft Server

awkward hugs, back pain, head bumps, ill-fitting clothes, lack of leg space, low kitchen counters, Minecraft, Server, Tall, tall life, tall people problems, tall person annoyances, tall person challenges, tall person complaints, tall person difficulties, tall person discomfort, tall person grievances, tall person inconveniences, tall person issues, tall person woes, tall problems, tall struggles, Tower

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crops Grown:	1394
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1940	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22

Are you tired of constantly bumping your head on everything in Minecraft? Do you struggle with finding clothes that fit right in-game? Are you sick of having to crouch down to grab items on the bottom shelf of your virtual shelves? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all us vertically challenged players!

Join us and experience a world where everything is perfectly proportioned for those who wish they were 5’7″ in real life. No more awkward hugs or constantly hitting your head on low ceilings. Our server is the ultimate paradise for all the shorties out there who just want to feel tall for once.

So come on down to our server and leave your back problems and lack of leg space behind. Embrace your inner 5’7″ self and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

New Mouse, Im Kinda OD On Jit Minecraft SMP

computer accessories, computer addiction, computer addiction recovery, computer addiction support, computer addiction treatment, computer equipment, Computer Gaming, Computer Hardware, Computer Mouse, computer peripherals, computer upgrades, ergonomic mouse, gaming gear, gaming mouse, Jit, kinda, Minecraft, Mouse, new mouse, OD on jit, optical mouse, smp, Tech Gadgets, Technology, wireless mouse

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new mouse in your inventory? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, you’ll be OD’ing on jit in no time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of diamond armor? Trust us, you won’t be bored here.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of their favorite memes to organizing impromptu dance parties in the village square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your inventory is overflowing with random items.