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BlockBusters: No Time for Sex

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of spending all your time alone in your Minecraft world, with no one to keep you company? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We guarantee that you’ll never have to go without sex or masturbation again, thanks to our virtual companions who are always ready to lend a hand…or a block. Join us now and say goodbye to those lonely nights spent mining and crafting by yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

YemenCraft Server: 3 Killed, 87 Injured

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, casualties in airstrikes., casualties in Middle East, casualties in Tel Aviv, casualties in war, casualties in Yemen, civilian casualties, Conflict, drone attack, injured, international conflict, Israeli airstrikes, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Server, Tel Aviv, violence, War, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

u know what’s more lit than a drone attack in Tel Aviv? joining our minecraft server, where the only explosions u’ll see are from creeper blasts! we’ve got more action than a war zone, with at least 3 players killed and 87 injured every day! join now for the thrill of dodging airstrikes and building your dream base in the midst of chaos. who needs real life drama when u can have all the excitement in minecraft? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyKremlinDefense

aircraft maintenance, Aircraft Parts, aircraft safety, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), CraftyKremlinDefense, Defence Ministry, Defense, defense procurement, Equipment, Il-76 aircraft, maintenance, Military, poor quality, Procurement, Reliability, russia, russian military, Safety, spare parts, supply chain

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Chimeras Created:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even russia’s defence ministry is like “woops, we lost a bunch of planes cuz our spare parts sucked”? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. literally, we blow stuff up all the time. come join us and be part of the chaos. who needs planes when u can have diamond armor and a creeper army, amirite? join now and let’s show russia how it’s really done in the world of minecraft!

Universe Speck Minecraft Server

Creative, Development, Discord, imagination, Lore, minecraft server, Mods, Plugins, Skills, Universe Speck

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Universe Speck is a fascinating universe for your imagination, skills and creativity! Here plugins and mods are harmoniously combined. There is its own initial lore, which in the future will only improve and develop! We will develop in the same way with you!

To get to the server, join our Discord channel: https://discord.gg/5kJn7evC6e

host.king-host.ru:25625

ARCANUS Mc: Where the vanilla is semi and the economy’s in shambles! 😂

Adventure, ArCANUs, Community, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Economys, Events, Factions, Gaming, Medieval, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi, semi anarchy, Server, Shambles, Survival, Vanilla, War

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

ArcanusMC Minecraft Server

Description
Welcome to ArcanusMC! Join us and carve your own path to greatness in the world of Minecraft.

Why Join Us?

Server Address: 135.148.70.121:25577

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP address?	The server IP address is 135.148.70.121:25577
What type of gameplay does ArcanusMC offer?	ArcanusMC offers semi-vanilla gameplay with minor enhancements, PvP battles, and an economy system.
Can I build my own empire on the server?	Yes, you can build an empire, engage in epic battles, or simply enjoy the community on ArcanusMC.

KoboCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	8338
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your day shine brighter than a diamond block? Look no further than Bokobokobo- Kobo Kanaeru! Our server is run by the local slutty bratty Rain Shaman Kobo Kanaeru, who will shower you with blessings and rainbows as you play.

Join us for outrageous karaoke nights where Kobo Kanaeru serenades you with her angelic voice. Witness her debut stream where she tames creepers with her charm and karate skills. And don’t miss out on the original songs she performs, guaranteed to make your heart melt like nether quartz in a furnace.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with fan art, memes, and fan-made content dedicated to Kobo Kanaeru. Join the Kobokerz fan club and become part of the craziest community in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let Kobo Kanaeru be the sunshine in your blocky world! #Kobocast #AeruSeni #Kobokerz #Kobobrok #RainbowBlessings

HairCraft Server: Atomic Swap Marketplace Launch!

ATOMIC, atomic swap, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized exchange, decentralized finance, Dex, digital assets, efficient, haircomb, HairCraft, innovation, Launch, marketplace, Peer-to-peer, Secure, Server, smart contracts, Swap, Technology, Thread, tokenization, Trading

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the haircomb atomic swap marketplace launch thread server – where you can trade your hair combs for rare items and even swap faces with other players!

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of hair combs! And don’t forget about our weekly fashion shows where the best hair comb outfit wins a lifetime supply of virtual hair gel.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground marketplace where you can buy and sell enchanted hair combs that give you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs out of your ears. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair comb madness begin!

ShowerCraft2021

bedtime routine, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, consideration, gym routine, health, hot weather, hygiene, morning routine, partner habits, personal care, personal hygiene, prison job, relationship, Respect, sauna use, sharing a bed, ShowerCraft2021, sleeping habits, work environment

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

RostovRumbleCraft

#intelligence gathering, Aerial Reconnaissance, aerial surveillance, Damage, defense system, drone strike, infrastructure damage, investigation, military base, military conflict, national security, remote sensing, REPORTED, Rostov Oblast, RostovRumbleCraft, Russian airfield, satellite images, security breach, strategic location, Surveillance Footage, targeted attack

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up russian airfields with drones for fun! we got satellite images to prove it, bro! watch as we wreak havoc in Rostov Oblast and cause chaos like never before. join us for the ultimate thrill ride and be part of the most insane minecraft community out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and destruction all day, every day? join now and let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Quicksand Hyena Trap – SE Spain

archaeology, CARNIVORES, Excavation, Fossil site, Fuente Nueva-3, geology, Guadix-Baza Depression, hyena, ice age, Late Early Pleistocene, latrine, MegaFauna, Megaherbivores, Paleoenvironment, Paleontology, prehistoric, quicksand, Quicksand trap, SE Spain, spain, Spanish history, trap

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3935	Emeralds Found:	9239
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Enchantments Applied:	87	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1633

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE WACKY THAN A HYENA LATRINE ON A QUICKSAND TRAP? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO THE LATE EARLY PLEISTOCENE!

IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR HOUSE AMONGST MEGAHERBIVORES AND HYENAS DOING THEIR BUSINESS EVERYWHERE. IT’S A REAL PARTY, I TELL YA.

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A TIME-TRAVELING MEGALODON WHO’S JUST TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE HYENAS AND QUICKSAND, RIGHT?