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FartCraft: No Gas Allowed!

Allowed, bodily functions, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, couple, DATING, Etiquette, FartCraft, FARTING, farting etiquette, farting in bed, farting in front of partner, farting in presence, farting in relationships, farting rules, gas, Girlfriend, natural bodily functions, new relationship, relationships, Respect, tooting

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Votes:	289	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Potions Brewed:	135	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of being shamed for your natural bodily functions? Join our Minecraft server where farting is not only allowed, but encouraged! We embrace the tooty little dudes of the world and celebrate their unique talents.

On our server, you can build a giant farting statue, create a fart-powered rollercoaster, or even participate in our annual Fart Olympics! Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t let it rip – join us and let your gas flag fly high!

And if your girlfriend gives you any grief about it, just tell her that on our server, farts are the language of love. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can serenade your sweetheart with a symphony of toots? Join now and let the farting fun begin!

CreeperCrew Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, attractiveness, bad habits, CreeperCrew, DATING, dating advice, deal breakers, habits, instant deal breakers, instant turn offs, instant turn-offs in women, Minecraft, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship advice, relationships, smp, turn-offs, turn-offs in women, unappealing habits, Unattractive, unattractive qualities, undesirable traits

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans for stealing their eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this poultry showdown!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are pranked with fake treasure chests filled with nothing but a bunch of useless dirt blocks. Oh, the humanity!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious skeletons. It’s a bone-shaking good time, guaranteed!

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Commitment, Deep love, emotional connection, Everlasting love, genuine love, long-lasting love, love, Love and happiness, love and respect, love and trust, LoveCraftedMC, meaningful relationships, Partnership, Pure love, relationships, romance, soulmates, true love, Trust, unconditional love

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Items Found:	4124
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Potions Brewed:	135

True love is finding a Minecraft server that fulfills all your wildest dreams and desires. Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Yes, this mythical server exists, and it’s waiting for you to join and experience the love at first block.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, secret portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns, and a disco party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

And if you’re looking for romance, look no further. Our matchmaking villagers have a 100% success rate in setting up Minecraft marriages that last a lifetime. Who needs Tinder when you have a server that brings players together in pixelated matrimony?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love flow through your pixelated veins. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world where anything is possible.

TaiwanTrekkerCraft

Allies, Asia-Pacific, bbc news, cooperation, Defense, Diplomatic, east asia, freedom of navigation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, Maritime, Military, naval exercises, patrols, Reports, SECURITY, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanTrekkerCraft, Tensions, territorial disputes

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	139	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

lol imagine if japan was like a minecraft server and they were all like “yo let’s patrol through the taiwan strait together” like it’s some kind of epic quest or something. like, bro, imagine the adventures you could have on this server. you could be sailing through the strait, battling sea monsters and exploring hidden caves. plus, you get to hang out with the cool japanese players who are totally down for a good time. join now for the ultimate taiwan strait patrol experience!

Crafty Mind Patterns

Behavior, Brain, cognition, conscious thought, Crafty, Decision making, everyday, habits, INFORMATION, intuition, learning, Memory, Mind, neural pathways, neuroscience, patterns, Perception, processing, Psychology, recognition, subconscious, unconscious mind

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u came to the right place, my friend. this server is so lit, ur brain will be detecting patterns without even trying. like, u won’t even have to think about it, it just happens.

join us for the craziest adventures u can imagine. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. u think ur brain can handle all that awesomeness? well, u better buckle up, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, u heard me right. they crash-landed on earth and decided to set up a minecraft server as a cover. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.

so come on down to our server and let ur brain go wild. who knows what kind of crazy patterns u’ll start detecting. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, dark continent, determination, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Heavens Arena, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, Server, SHONEN, Yorknew City

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We have a special feature called “Gon Selection” where you can choose from a variety of crazy Gons to play as, each with their own unique abilities and powers. Want to be a fire-breathing Gon that can turn water into lava? Done. How about a flying Gon that shoots lasers from its eyes? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gon King, a giant boss mob that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with Gons, mayhem, and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Next World Cup Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Championship, countdown, cup, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Fifa, football, Global Event, Goal, international competition, long tail tags, Minecraft, next world cup, Players, Qualifiers, road to the cup, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory, world

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	580	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building your way to the next World Cup! Who needs soccer skills when you can show off your epic building skills instead? Plus, rumor has it that the last World Cup was actually won by a team of Minecraft players who built a giant soccer stadium in-game and scored goals with TNT cannons. Don’t miss out on your chance to become the next Minecraft World Cup champion! ⚽🏆 #BlockyBallers

MineCraft24HrLife

24 hours, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, countdown, end of life, final countdown, final moments, fleeting moments, Last Day, limited time, Live, live life to the fullest, live like there’s no tomorrow, make a difference, make amends, make every second count, make memories, MineCraft24HrLife, Seize the Day, time running out

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Votes:	8822

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about your impending doom. Plus, we have a secret potion that can grant you immortality…but only if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them with a swift kick to the face. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and live forever…or at least until your mom tells you to come to dinner.

Lost Smell Syndrome Craft

anosmia, brain changes, Covid-19, Craft, discovery, findings, health, long-term effects, Lost, Medical, Neurological, neurology, olfactory, pandemic, Patients, research, scientists, sense of smell, smell, study, Symptoms, Syndrome, Treatment, Virus

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1090
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	64
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	6317	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9859	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

so liek u kno how u cant smell when u get covid? well turns out ur brain gets all wacko too! but dont worry, our minecraft server will fix ur brain with all the fun and craziness we got goin on! join us and ur brain will be back to normal in no time, plus u get to build cool stuff and hang out with other peeps who also lost their smell from covid. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Starry Night: The SMP Server where You Need a Secret Code to Get In… Just Kidding!

Bedwars, Code, Creative, Customenchants, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, in, Kidding, Kits, Luckyblocks, Minigames, Modded, night, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, secret, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Starry, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla++ with mods
Active Players	10
Mods	Alex’s Mobs, Farmers Delight, Dragon Mounts, Iron Spells, Brutual Bosses
Features	Active voice chat, proximity chat

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Please message me for our server discord information.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: We have a set of rules posted in our discord server, please make sure to read and abide by them.

Q: Can I suggest mods for the server?

A: We are open to suggestions, feel free to share your ideas in the discord server.