🔥comedy 10. unexpected surprise Minecraft Servers

DickCraft: Where She Sees Your Blocks

1. she sees your dick, adult content, adult content 6. inappropriate, adult humor 5. comedy, adult humor 9. awkward situation, awkward 3. unexpected encounter, blocks, comedy 10. unexpected surprise, cringe 7. hilarious, DickCraft, funny 2. embarrassing moment, funny story 8. NSFW, humor 4. oops moment, sees

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	87	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – if a player sees your pixelated peen, they’ll be so shocked that they’ll have to give you all their diamonds! That’s right, folks, show off your blocky bulge and watch the riches roll in!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that granted them the power to fly like a majestic chicken. Join our server and you too could uncover hidden treasures and unlock incredible abilities that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything can happen, including unexpected encounters with other players’ private parts!

Simple Survival MP

Claims, Connection, Creative, Cross-Play, dragon fight, Earth, east coast USA, Economy, End.., game mode, Moderators, PERMISSIONS, Plugins, PvE, PvP, rules, smp, Survival, Time Played, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499

Fresh new vanilla SMP world. Simple Quality of Life plugins enabled. Claims grow with time! Currently have a biweekly End opening to allow for fresh content and a new dragon fight.

Small player driven economy with permissions based off game-mode and time played!

Survival and Creative worlds.

Active moderators and simple rules.

Hosted on East Coast USA with solid connection.

simplesmp.hopto.org

CraftyVerse – Minecraft Server

beetlejuice, beta game, Characters, Constant development, Cosmetics, CraftyVerse, Cross-Play, cross-progression, final release, Gleamium, live service, Logo Edition, Minecraft, multiversus, Multiversus General, mvsg, new modes, new moves, new stages, open beta, PC, platform fighter, ps4, PS5, pve mode, rollback netcode, samurai jack, Server, Single player, UE5 engine, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers, Xbox One, xbox series

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mines Excavated:	2983	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Our server is like no other, with a logo that will make your eyes pop out of your head in amazement.

Previously on our server, we had players battling it out in epic PvP matches, building the craziest structures you’ve ever seen, and taming dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest patch notes include adding new dimensions to explore, new mobs to fight, and even a mode where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken.

What is our server all about, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild, where you can team up with friends to take on epic quests, and where you can become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And did we mention the new characters we’ve added? From a ninja turtle with laser eyes to a unicorn riding a skateboard, our server has it all.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Join us now and let the madness begin!

SnowlessSMP – “I’ve never seen snow in Minecraft SMP”

Coastal Living, coastal snow, coastal snowfall, coastal snowflakes, coastal snowscape, coastal snowstorm, Ive, Minecraft, never seen snow, smp, Snow, snowless adventure, snowless climate, snowless experience, snowless journey, snowless landscape, snowless life, snowless phenomenon, snowless terrain, snowless wonder, SnowlessSMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Votes:	3344
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience snow for the first time in your virtual life! Our server is located in a magical land where it snows all year round, even in the middle of summer. Dive into our snowy wonderland and build snowmen, have epic snowball fights, and maybe even find a hidden ice castle filled with treasures. Who needs real snow when you can have a winter wonderland at your fingertips? Join now and let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

CraftyAlcoholBan Minecraft Server

accident, AITAH, alcohol, CAR, CraftyAlcoholBan, Disrespect, Driver, Friends, long tail tags, Minecraft, Opinions, parents, Possession, pulled over, RESPONSIBILITY, REWARD, Risk, Server, trip, Trust, under 21

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of taking all the fall for your friends’ shenanigans? Do you want to avoid the risk of getting in trouble while still having a blast? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a virtual minecart!

Forget about the stress of being the responsible one in your group – on our server, the only thing you’ll be crashing is blocks! No need to worry about getting pulled over by virtual cops or dealing with virtual accidents. Plus, you can still have a wild time with your friends without any real-life consequences.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs alcohol when you have the thrill of mining and crafting? Trust us, it’s a lot safer and a whole lot more fun!

MomAndStepDadOopsies

blended family, Communication, custody, Divorce, emotional impact, family conflict, family dynamics, family rules, Family Therapy, family unity, family vacations, favoritism, healing, MomAndStepDadOopsies, moving on, parenting, rejection, Resentment, sibling relationships, stepfamily

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	1983
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Star Shards Collected:	251	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this crazy blended family! Join us for a wild ride filled with strict rules and unexpected drama.

Need permission to build that epic castle? Forget asking the regular players, you’ll need to ask your “new parent” on the server. And forget about playing with just your bio siblings, everyone has to mix it up and collaborate.

Don’t even think about closing your bedroom door, we want to see if you’re mixing with the other players. And don’t forget to spread the love by telling your fellow players one thing you love about them every day.

But the best part? No step/half nonsense here – we’re all about creating a blended Minecraft family. Just like in real life, things may get chaotic and fights may break out, but that’s all part of the fun!

So join us on this wild Minecraft server and see if you can navigate the crazy rules and drama just like the OP in this story. Who knows, you may even find yourself creating your own blended Minecraft family with players you never expected to mix with!

BlockyBashers- No griefers allowed!

Allowed, anger, BETRAYAL, BlockyBashers, deep wounds, despise, emotional pain, ENEMY, Griefers, grudge, hatred, hurtful, Loathing, long-lasting hatred, negative emotions, negative impact, negative influence, Resentment, Revenge, TOXIC, toxic person, toxic relationship, unforgivable

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your pent-up rage on virtual blocks instead.

Imagine building a giant statue of your nemesis and then blowing it up with TNT, or creating a dungeon filled with mobs named after all the people you can’t stand. The possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like venting about that person you hate the most, our community is here to listen and offer support. Who knew that getting revenge in Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So come join us and let’s turn that hate into creative fuel! Let’s build a world where you can finally get the last laugh on your enemies.

Redstone Kremlin: Top Secret Server

#classified information, Conspiracy Theory, covert operation, diplomatic relations, Espionage, foreign affairs, government communication, high level communication, intelligence agencies, international relations, Kremlin, military intelligence, mysterious plot, national security, pentagon, political intrigue, rare call, Redstone, russia, secret, security breach, Server, suspicious activity, Top, top secret

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Towns Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5475	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, it got the russians calling the pentagon, bruh. they like, “yo, we got this mysterious plot happening in this minecraft server, we need backup!” and the pentagon is all like, “say no more, we got this.”

you gotta join this server, man. there’s like, secret missions and stuff. you gotta decode clues and find hidden treasures. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft.

plus, the russians are involved, so you know it’s gonna be wild. they’re probably trying to steal diamonds or something. but don’t worry, we got your back. join the server and help us save the day!

SpeechCraftMC

audience engagement, audio enhancement, background music, Communication, effective communication, event planning, music accompaniment, music in speeches, music integration, presentation, public speaking, public speaking tips, speech delivery, speech enhancement, speech impact, speech techniques, SpeechCraftMC, speeches, use of music, widespread

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
New Chunks Explored:	151611	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Votes:	6370	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns that poop rainbows and, like, dragons that give out free diamonds.

if you join this server, you will, like, instantly become a millionaire in minecraft coins and, like, be able to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your butt.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, have a good time? it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, it’s, like, totally worth it.

ParanoiaCraft: Conspiracy Theory Server

BELIEF, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, Evidence, exposure, FEARS, harmed, Impact, Intentions, lead, mental health, NEGATIVE, observed, ParanoiaCraft, paranoid thoughts, researchers, Server, suspicions, theory

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

so, like, have u ever wondered if ur brain was being controlled by like, aliens or something? well, on our server, we encourage all the conspiracy theories u can think of! join us and let ur paranoia run wild as u build ur own secret underground bunker to protect urself from the lizard people. but watch out, cuz u never know who might be watching u… 👽🕵️‍♂️

come join us for a wild ride of uncovering government secrets and decoding hidden messages in the blocks. who knows, u might even discover the truth behind herobrine and why he’s always watching u from the shadows. but don’t worry, we got ur tin foil hats ready for u to wear while u explore the mysteries of our server. 🎩🔍

so if u wanna dive deep into the world of conspiracy theories and let ur imagination run wild, come join us on our server. just remember, the truth is out there… and it’s up to u to uncover it. 🛸🔮

Jade Network

Community, Discord, Factions, Fun experience, gamemode, Gaming, Hardcore, Hardcore Factions, Jade Network, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, play.jademc.net, Potpvp, PvP, Raiding, Server, Store, store.jademc.net, Survival, Website, www.jademc.net

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9617
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	210
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	3014	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to Jade.

We’re your home with the Hardcore Factions and the PotPvP gamemode. We’d like you to join us for a fun experience.

IP: play.jademc.net Website: https://www.jademc.net Store: https://store.jademc.net Discord: https://jademc.net/discord

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