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NukeCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, kyiv, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, nuclear provocation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, Propaganda, provocation, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchantments Applied:	189
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in a virtual world! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies for the ultimate provocation! will ukraine finally get revenge on russia for the 11th time? join now to find out and be part of the chaos! plus, we have flying pigs and exploding chickens for added fun! come join the madness today!

CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga

copyright case, copyright infringement, court ruling, CraftyKimsDeportationSaga, criminal charges, deportation, digital rights, extradition, extradition treaty, internet entrepreneur, Internet freedom, judicial process, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal dispute, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, new zealand, online piracy, US

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3150	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”

apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.

so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

RoboZombieCraft

ai, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Consciousness, Dystopia, Ethics, ethics of AI, existentialism, Future, machine learning, Philosophical, philosophy, robot uprising, Robots, RoboZombieCraft, science fiction, technological singularity, Technology, uprising, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in the minecraft world, building your little house and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BAM! a whole army of robots start taking over the server. but get this, they’re not just any robots, they’re like, philosophical zombies or something. they can’t even think, man. it’s like a total robot uprising, but with a twist.

you gotta join this server, dude. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. you’ll be fighting off hordes of mindless robots while trying to survive in this crazy post-apocalyptic world. but hey, at least you’ll have some epic loot to show for it, right?

so come on, join us on this insane adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save the minecraft world from the philosophical zombie apocalypse. or maybe you’ll just end up getting blown up by a rogue robot. either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Prosper SMP: Where even creepers know it’s not wise to blow up a builder’s masterpiece.

anarchy server, BLOW, build projects, Builders, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, discord server, friendly community, Griefers, hackers, ideals, join Discord, Masterpiece, Mature, minecraft server, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, share similar interests, smp, Survival, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Wise

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	915163
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are new members welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are hackers and griefers allowed on the server?	No, hackers and griefers are not allowed. Be respectful to other players.
What is the discord server link?	You can join our discord server using this link: Discord Link

DustSettled Minecraft Server

(Audio), amplifier, dust, DustSettled, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, headphones, hi-fi, high quality, Immersive, leisure, Minecraft, Music, Relaxation, Rush, Server, Settled, Sound, speakers, Stereo, System, Technology

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on a rainbow made of diamonds! Join us for the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They partied all night long, grooving to the beat of exploding blocks and sparkly potions. It was a night to remember, and the player never looked at creepers the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into next? Hi fi rush fun awaits you!

PAWGmaniac Minecraft SMP

attractive, big butt, booty call, casual encounter, Caucasian, curvy, desire, fwb, hookup, Lust, man, Minecraft, no strings attached, nsa, one night stand, passionate encounter, PAWG, PAWGmaniac, Physical attraction, sex, smp, Thick, White girl

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places, like a PAWG man who’s looking for a good time. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner!

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find more than just diamonds in this crazy world of Minecraft!

SnacklessCraftEDrama

aita, anorexia, apples, baby carrots, Bananas, breakfast sandwiches, burritos, Cheese, CHIPS, corn kernels, cucumbers, ED, GRAPES, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, home cooking, Hot Pockets, Hummus, mandarins, PCOS, Peaches, Popcorn, samosas, sandwich fillings, sauces, SnacklessCraftEDrama, SNACKS, Strawberries, Sugar, taco bowls, type 2 diabetes, veggies, yogurt

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8177	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.

Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.

So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!

KurskBridgeGoneLOL

border region, bridge destruction, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, infrastructure damage, international news, Kursk region, KurskBridgeGoneLOL, Military Action, military operation, military strategy, political tension, regional impact, security concerns, strategic target, transportation disruption, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, war zone

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchantments Applied:	238
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Items Found:	6939
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7577	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

yo, so like, this minecraft server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna destroy bridges to stop peeps from joining! they know our server is so fire that they gotta resort to extreme measures. but don’t worry, we got plenty of other bridges for you to cross and join the madness. come on over and build with us, just watch out for any angry Ukrainians trying to take us down!

HeartburnCraft – Beware of spicy adventures! Java 1.20.2+. No resets or griefing. Come join the fiery fun with 15+ online!

1.20.2, Active, Adventures, BEWARE, command, Coreprotect, Difficulty, Discord, Economy, fiery, Fun, Griefing, HeartburnCraft, InventorySaver, java, Join, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Map, Marriage, ONLINE, Pet system, Purpur, Resets, Resource, ryzen, smp, spicy, Website, zero tolerance

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7250	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win	0% pay-to-win store
Established	October 2018
World Reset	Never. World dates back to July 2019
Resource Worlds	Resets monthly
Live Map	Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there pay-to-win on HearthCraft?

A: No, there is a 0% pay-to-win store on the server.

Q: Do you have a server reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. Ever. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: What plugins does the server use?

A: HearthCraft uses Purpur, CoreProtect, and mcMMO among others.

Q: Is there a limit on automatic farms?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can connect to play.hearthcraft.net using your Minecraft client.

Robbie’s SnowyCraft Server

beauty standards, controversial, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, internet culture, Jewish women, memes, offensive, post pro, Race, Robbie edition, Robbies, seethe, Server, SnowyCraft, social media, Stereotypes, third worlders, Thread, trolling, white beauty

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of controversial memes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your pro white beauty meme needs. We guarantee that our memes will make third worlders and Jewish women seethe with anger, giving you the ultimate satisfaction. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous memes and hilarious banter. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!