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SMPSummerKoshien2024 – Day5CraftyMadness

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Hey there, are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as the Summer Koshien baseball tournament in Japan? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for crazy game days filled with intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. Our team list is stacked with players who are ready to dominate the virtual world. Plus, our bracket is so intense, it’ll have you on the edge of your seat.

But wait, there’s more! This tournament is about more than just Minecraft – it’s about channeling your inner Japanese god and becoming a high school baseball legend. Just like in the Summer Koshien tournament, only the strongest survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And don’t forget to whitelist on adblock, because things are about to get wild!

HusbandlessMC: Rude & Miscarrying

aita, anger, Communication, Distance, emotional, Empathy, family, Grief, health, HEARTBREAK, husband, HusbandlessMC, Loss, miscarriage, Miscarrying, Pain, Pregnancy, Rude, south america, Support, vacation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to distract you from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from heartbreak? Join us and build your dream world where nothing ever goes wrong (except maybe a creeper explosion or two).

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your physical and emotional pain. Who needs a doctor when you have a diamond sword and enchanted armor, am I right?

Join us and escape to a land where your biggest worry is whether you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. And hey, if you need a shoulder to cry on, our friendly community is here for you (as long as you don’t mind them being blocky and pixelated).

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a virtual paradise where the only thing shrinking is your worries. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate staycation in Minecraft? Let’s build some epic memories together!

BlockBlingCraft

adult responsibilities, Adulthood, adulthood realization, adulting, BlockBlingCraft, budgeting, cost of living, expensive, financial awareness, financial education, financial literacy, financial maturity, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial surprises, growing up, hidden expenses, money management, unexpected bills, unexpected costs

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
New Chunks Explored:	485118	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Remember that feeling when you realized toilet paper doesn’t grow on trees? Well, imagine that but with diamonds in Minecraft! Yes, on our server, diamonds are rarer than a unicorn riding a rainbow. But fear not, because our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of diamond hunting and are willing to teach you their ways… for a price. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of the diamond trade and become the richest player in all the land! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emeralds. Are you brave enough to challenge them and claim your spot as the ultimate diamond tycoon? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

CreeperControlUK

agency.., Communication, companies, crack down, crackdown, CreeperControlUK, Digital, extremism, Hate Speech, internet, online safety, Platform, Regulation, rhetoric, social media, social media companies, uk, UK agency, urge, violent, violent rhetoric

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	907019

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the crazy world of violent rhetoric!!! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons and creepers!!! forget about the real world drama and come build ur dream castle with ur new best friends, like steve and alex and even herobrine (if u dare). plus, our moderators are like super heroes, they’ll protect u from any meanies trying to ruin the fun. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!!!

Untied Hands [SMP] 1.20.2 – Where Towny Earth meets Economy, War, PvE and PvP, and Lite-RP! No P2W here!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8467
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Feature	Description
Video Trailer	Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch Here
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues: Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities. Unlock powerful components of Masterwork Armor through skill progression.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by using the IP red.unitedlands.org in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the complete list of rules.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are cosmetic only.

Q: How can I participate in wars and combat on the server?

A: You can join wars and combat by forming or joining towns and nations, and engaging in battles with others.

Q: Can I create my own town on the server?

A: Yes, players can create their own towns and claim lands to build and develop their own communities.

BrownEyedCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5891	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Want to stand out and embrace your unique weirdness? Look no further than our server! We welcome all white people with brown eyes because, let’s be honest, they do look pretty strange. But hey, that’s what makes us special! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and embracing your inner weirdo. Who knows, you might even find a rare diamond block that matches your eye color perfectly! So come on, join us and let your freak flag fly high!

DecadeDwellers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?

2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.

3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.

CraftyInlaws: Mandatory Fun!

car accident, Conflict, CraftyInLaws, death benefit, disney world, Evil, Fall Break, family, family dynamics, family time, Fun, guardianship, Halloween, Mandatory, orphans, Priorities, Resentment, selfish, Siblings, teenagers, universal studios, vacation, vacation planning

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Potions Brewed:	165
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to the next level? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

Imagine a world where your in-laws die in a car accident, leaving you to raise your younger siblings-in-law. Now picture yourself fighting with your own family over whether or not these teens can come on a family vacation to Disney World. Who needs soap operas when you have our server?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a player and their mom, as they argue over the teens tagging along on the trip. Will family bonds be broken? Will the teens get to experience the magic of Disney? Join our server to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and family feuds. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

ProMinecraftSMPGod99.9%

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you a Minecraft pro looking for a challenge? Do you want to flex your skills and show off your epic builds to the world? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us if you’re ready to dominate the virtual world like a boss.

We’ve got crazier mobs than your wildest nightmares, like zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding. Our world is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons just waiting for you to conquer them.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a villager who thinks he’s a superhero, you’ll never be bored with the antics going on in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show off your mad Minecraft skills. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

AstroCraft: Cheaper than SpaceX

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Tired of waiting for commercial space travel to become affordable? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers you the chance to explore outer space without breaking the bank! Join us and blast off into a world of endless possibilities where you can build your own rocket ships, colonize distant planets, and even battle alien mobs for space supremacy. Who needs Elon Musk when you have us? Join now and start your intergalactic adventure today!