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DadCraft: Cringe Edition

awkward, cringe, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy, dad humor, dad jokes, dad moves, dad slang, DadCraft, Edition, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing dad, eye roll, father daughter, gen z, Gestures, millennial, Outdated, Sassy, Slang

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	8645

Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

BorderTownSewageSaviors

border towns, BorderTownSewageSaviors, coastal pollution, cross-border cooperation, environmental crisis, environmental emergency, Environmental Protection, Gushing, international aid, marine life impact, pollution cleanup, pollution control, public health, sea pollution, Sewage, sewage treatment, urgent assistance, us mexico border, wastewater management, water contamination, water quality monitoring

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Void Gems Collected:	35

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got sewage gushing into the sea just like in this crazy news article! But don’t worry, we ain’t pleading for help like those border towns, we’re just using it to make the ocean look more realistic and stinky! Come join us and swim in our sewage-filled sea, it’s a real treat for the senses! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their base right next to a giant pile of poop? It’s the ultimate flex, trust me. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure)!

SharkWife’s Minecraft Server

adorable, animal companion, Aquatic, cute, fins, funny, humor, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Ocean, partner, pet, relationship, sea creature, Server, SharkWife, SharkWifes, Spouse, Tail, teeth, Underwater, Unique

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	1985	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your very own sharkwife! That’s right, a sharkwife who will protect you from creepers and zombies while also giving you the best underwater kisses you’ve ever had. Join now and swim with your sharkwife to explore hidden treasures and conquer the depths of the ocean together! Who needs diamonds when you have a sharkwife by your side?

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

black people, Drama, Elevate, exclusive, hololive, HololiveEN, HololiveJP, INFERIOR, Infighting, Liberty, Minecraft, necessity, opinion, PEERS, PixelPunch, post, Reply, Respect, Server, society, Thread, valuable, watch

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	8351	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we respect HololiveEN the same way we respect black people – with utter reverence and fear of drama and infighting! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as explosive as a TNT block. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where respect and chaos reign supreme!

Dad’s Heartbreak Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Dads, dress alterations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, father daughter relationship, father’s approval, father’s disappointment, father’s dreams, Fiance, HEARTBREAK, making decisions, Minecraft, Server, sister drama, wedding dress, wedding dress fitting, wedding dress shopping, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding traditions

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Animals Bred:	101
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Star Shards Collected:	167	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental dads or jealous sisters!

Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can design the perfect dress without anyone questioning your choices. Need help with alterations? No problem! Our expert players will be there to assist you every step of the way.

And if anyone dares to criticize your decisions, just build a virtual wall around them and banish them to the farthest corner of the map. Who needs family drama when you can have a stress-free wedding planning experience in Minecraft?

So come join our server and say “I do” to a world where you can be the bridezilla of your dreams without any real-life consequences. Let’s make Minecraft weddings great again!

NovoDroneCityCraft

ALERT, Black sea, Coastal, Defense, drone alert, Maritime, maritime security, Mayor, Naval, NovoDroneCityCraft, Novorossiisk, PORT, port security, russia, russia news, Safety, sea drone, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, unmanned vehicles

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

come join our minecraft server, where even the mayor of russia’s black sea port novorossiisk is getting in on the action! he’s so obsessed with our server that he’s issuing sea drone alerts left and right. why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the drones can’t stay away!

we’ve got so much fun stuff to do on our server, you’ll be hooked in no time. build your own empire, battle it out with other players, or just chill and fish by the sea. and who knows, maybe the mayor himself will drop by to say hi!

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. just watch out for those sea drones, they can be a real pain in the blocky behind!

CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers

accident, assumption, Awareness, Caution, Crashcraft, Crashing, daily routine, everyday life, good driver, lives, Pedestrian, Precaution, Risk, road safety, Safety, strangers, traffic, Trust, trust in others, Trusting, urban living, Vehicle

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself!

SalivaCraft: Cancer Edition

Bioinformatics, Biomarker discovery, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer research, early detection, Edition, genomics, liquid biopsy, Metabolomics, Molecular profiling, Non-invasive testing, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, proteomics, SalivaCraft, Salivaomics, Salivaoncoomics, Salivary Biomarkers, Salivary diagnostics, Transcriptomics, tumor markers

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5515	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where ur saliva can save ur life? well u in luck cuz this server is all about Salivaoncoomics! we got salivaomics and all the saliva stuff u never knew u needed in ur life.

join us and u can use ur saliva as a weapon to fight off zombies and creepers. just spit on them and watch them melt away. it’s like having a superpower but with spit.

we also have special saliva-based quests where u have to collect different types of saliva samples to unlock rare items and weapons. trust us, u never knew saliva could be this fun!

so come join us on this crazy saliva-filled adventure and see why this server is the talk of the town. who knew spit could be so exciting?

LightCraft Minecraft Server

LightCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	223198	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of stumbling around in the dark like a clueless noob? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We have so many torches scattered around that you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a dark cave again. And if that’s not enough, we even have glow-in-the-dark creepers to light your way! Join us now and say goodbye to dark, scary nights in Minecraft. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total pyromaniac and loves setting things on fire for fun. So if you’re looking for a lit time, come join us on our server!

OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

3×3 lists, AERITH, Bait, brand, Complaints, Dick-suck, Established, Falls from grace, ff7, ffx, Forgotten, generation, Mario, memes, Minecraft, Nintendo, Ocarina of Time, OoT, racing game, Server, sm64, SOLD, Tifa

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Star Shards Collected:	150
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ores Mined:	9389
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).