Colville Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

StepBroSquad vs. ParentalUnits

acceptance, adoption, anger, Communication, Conflict, emotions, family, Honesty, Identity, love, ParentalUnits, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, Siblings, StepBroSquad, Stepbrother, Support, Therapy, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Towns Built:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Void Gems Collected:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for the craziest adventures and drama-filled plots that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, we have secret family revelations that will make your head spin! Just like finding out you were adopted by a stepparent and not actually siblings with your stepbrother. Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of drama in Minecraft?

Join us for therapy sessions where you can work through your family issues just like our players do. Will you choose to stick with your Minecraft family or will you follow in your stepbrother’s footsteps and move out to find your true family? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs a happy normal family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft family instead? Let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Join us today and let the chaos begin!

NoseyCraft Minecraft Server

Character, consequences, Deception, fable, fairy tale, fib, Honesty, hypothetical, lying.., MAGICAL, Minecraft, moral, nose growing, NoseyCraft, Paradox, pinocchio, puppet, Server, Story, tall tale, Truth, wooden boy, wooden puppet

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Gods Slained:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd is just another Tuesday! Picture this: Pinocchio logging on to our server and declaring, “My nose will grow now.” Suddenly, the laws of physics and logic are thrown out the window as his nose starts growing at an exponential rate, spiraling out of control and knocking over trees, buildings, and unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a Nose Growth Control Squad (NGCS) to handle such emergencies.

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own nose-themed castle, ride on flying pigs, and participate in epic nose-growing competitions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to eternal nose growth and become the ruler of the server! So come on in and let your imagination run wild (and your nose too, if you dare).

BlockyBootyCraft

adult entertainment, aggressive behavior, BlockyBootyCraft, common, degradation, dehumanizing, DISRESPECTFUL, explicit, fake moaning, fetish, harmful stereotypes, instant turn off, lack of consent, objectification, pornography, sexual content, taboo, turn off, UNCOMFORTABLE, unrealistic, violence

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crops Grown:	9160
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old blocky landscapes and want to explore a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!

But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns you into a giant block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see you rolling around the server as a giant wedge of cheddar!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

MirageCraft: French Flyer Frenzy

aerial combat, aircraft, Alliance, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense industry, eastern europe, european union, FLYER, France, French, Frenzy, international relations, jets, Military, military technology, Mirage-2000, miragecraft, Pilots, SECURITY, Training, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

so, liek, u kno how ukraine is all liek “we need sum jets to fly around in and look cool”? well, france is all liek “yo, we got u fam, we gonna hook u up with sum mirage-2000 jets and even train ur pilots to fly dem like pros”.

imagine ukraine pilots zooming around in these sick jets, doin flips and loops in the sky, all thanks to france being the real mvp.

so, if u wanna be part of this epic alliance and show off ur sick flying skills, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got jets, we got pilots, we got it all. come fly with us and be a part of history in the making.

plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that has jets in minecraft? it’s like the coolest thing ever. so come join us and let’s soar to new heights together.

RoseCraft: ThornCounters

attitude, beauty, Challenges, Contrast, counting thorns, dichotomy, different views, Flowers, mindfulness, Nature, Negativity, Observation, optimism, Perception, perspective, pessimism, positivity, RoseCraft, roses, smelling roses, ThornCounters, thorns

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the roses smell like bacon and the thorns are made of chocolate! 🌹🥓🍫

we have a secret underground city where llamas ride pigs and chickens wear sunglasses. 🕶️🐔

our players have the power to shoot rainbows out of their fingertips and ride unicorns into battle. 🌈🦄

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and a diamond sword that sings show tunes. 🐉💎🎶

so what are you waiting for? come join the wackiest, wildest, most wonderful minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌🎮

Pixelated Synapse Server

brain capacity, brain research, brain strength, Connections, data assessment, data capacity, data storage, HD format, human brain, information capacity, information processing, information storage, memory capacity, movies, neuroscience, petabyte, pixelated, rat brain, research method, researchers, Server, synapse, Synapses

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where your brain will EXPLODE with all the data we have stored in it! 🧠🤯 We got more movies than you can shake a pickaxe at, all in HD format! 🎥🔥

Our researchers have been working hard to assess the strength of synapses in our players’ brains, just like they did with those rats. And let me tell ya, our players’ synapses are STRONG, baby! 💪🐀

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a petabyte of data when you can have a whole MINECRAFT SERVER worth of information stored in your brain?! 🤣🎮 #BrainBlast #RatSynapseStrong

Evgenworld Minecraft server

Bed wars, Everything.., Evgenworld, Hide and seek, lamp, Minecraft, Parkour, Server, Sky Wars, Spleef

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crops Grown:	7356
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

lamp server for everything

evgenworld.servop.ru

Plasma Power

Bosses, BUILD, building, Community, Craft, Crates, Creative, Custom Enchants, Discord, Earth, earth smp, Earthmap, Earthsmp, Ecconomy, Economy, Events, gamemode, Gamemodes, games, Gaming, Hardcore, Helpful, helpfull, Kits, LifeSteal, Lifestealserver, Lobby, Lobbyserver, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nonpay2win, Nontoxic, Nontoxicstaff, Plasma, Plasma Power, Plasmacraft, Plasmakraft, Play, Players, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Safe, Server, Servers, Skyblock, Spawners, Staff, Store, Story, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Plasma Power

Come join the fun and chaos of a newly surfacing server; PlasmaKraft. A multi-cultural, java server with multiple different gamemodes to suit your needs, hosting events fairly often. With helpful and respectful staff and a non-toxic community, who don’t tolerate disrespect from players who ruin the fun for others. So, what has PlasmaKraft got to offer?

Lifesteal:The first gamemode from our structuring collection; Lifesteal. Our specific version of Lifesteal is considered an anarchy server, with hardly any rules, simply, don’t hack, don’t cheat, don’t be inappropriate in any form. This gamemode is recommended for the sweaty players, who enjoy a good grind. With crates and keys for this specific gamemodes, there are different ranks and armors either from our crates and ranks or from bosses you kill, which can be used and applied to help as you fight and escape! The difference from Lifesteal and other gamemodes is that you can have any amount up to 100 hearts, as you gain them from killing other players or crafting them, but don’t get too confident, if you get killed, you will also lose hearts!

Skyblock:For the more light-hearted players who enjoy puzzle solving and living off limited resources, this economy gamemode brings the survival to you, in a small island in the sky, where you must expand and grind money to become the top islander. Earn ranks from increasing your MCMMO skills, grinding money and having the most island experience and value. Increase your score or purchase a raffle ticket to earn from our lucky pot, where you can earn things like spawners! Complete missions and find creative ways to survive and become number one!

Earth SMP:Come back down to earth, as you play in a free-roam survival world set on a 1:1 scale replica of Earth. Grind money and become baltop in the economy. Claim your land. Earn money from jobs. Buy from our in-game shop. Grind for kits, buy ranks or earn some by increasing your skill set and doing other tasks, or grind EXP from our minable and purchasable spawners, to get custom enchants to make you even stronger, and then you can fight other players (fairly as wild killing is not allowed on ESMP) or form a formidable team to tackle our tough bosses, rank up and grinding your way to the top!

More coming soon:With even more gamemodes coming soon, come and enjoy yourself with a friendly community at PlasmaKraft, soon to update its gamemodes and release even more fun for all!

plasmakraft.ddns.net:25591

CraftyCreepers Minecraft Server

character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, CraftyCreepers, Elder Thread, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patches, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, starting modlist, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	102

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of playing with weak round-ears? Well, look no further because on this server, only the strongest survive!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with mods that will blow your mind. From dragons to unicorns, we’ve got it all! And don’t worry about getting lost in the world of Minecraft, our modding guides and FAQs will have you covered.

But that’s not all, we also have a special update tracker for the SKSE AE, so you’ll always be up to date with the latest plugins. And if you ever run into a problem or have a suggestion, just hit the “Contact” button and we’ll have it sorted in no time!

Our community is filled with legendary characters and waifus that will make your jaw drop. Check out our stories and social links for a good laugh and some epic tales.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where lore and lore accessories are a must-have. And don’t forget to gear up with our comprehensive combat mod list for the ultimate gaming experience.

Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, adventurer!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server: Sibling Shenanigans!

Accidents, ANECDOTES, Behavior, BroBros, brother, children, Eating, family, Fighting, funny, Gaming, humor, learning, Minecraft, parenting, play boxing, Server, Shenanigans, sibling, Stories, supervision, table manners, Technology, Xbox

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	6560	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Votes:	3047	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	87	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of dealing with clueless siblings who can’t even use a fork properly? Do you dream of a world where Xbox controllers aren’t connected to printers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and absurd stories. From crying over not being able to play Fortnite to running headfirst into fists during play boxing, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about all the B button pressing and monkey-like eating habits. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!