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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2212 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 126 |
Magic Items Found: | 3135 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
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