colorado retrofit – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

CraftyBF Minecraft Server

Boyfriend, butt hurt, Chairs, Conversation, Couch, CraftyBF, Ego, Favor, free, Help, Horse, mad, Minecraft, Moving, Rent, restain, sand, Server, specific color, Table, Trailer, Truck, uhaul

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who won’t help you move your free dining room set because they’d rather rent a horse? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream dining room set without any judgment from ego-driven players. We don’t care if you want to stain your chairs purple or have a table made entirely of lava blocks – the crazier, the better! Plus, we have Uhaul rentals available in-game for all your moving needs. So come on over and let’s build some furniture together, because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive blockheads!

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BlockBuddies: FiredUpFun

automatic gratuity, bartending, BlockBuddies, bragging, college student, Confrontation, coworker issues, ego stroking, FiredUpFun, firing, Honesty, Hosting, Integrity, Management, Politics, Privilege, restaurant policies, Server, side work, sports, trust fund baby, work ethic

Are you tired of lazy coworkers who do nothing but watch sports and eat all day? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no trust fund babies allowed! Our server is a major city where you can work hard, play hard, and build epic structures without any Jeffs ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where automatic gratuity is added to every interaction, but instead of getting extra cash, you get extra diamonds and emeralds! No more dealing with braggarts who cheat the system, our server is all about honesty and hard work. Plus, our managers actually listen to your complaints and take action – just like in real life, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying coworkers.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the Jeffs behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where everyone pulls their weight and no one gets away with shady behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Jeff, in which case, good riddance!

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KremlinCraft: Kursk Attack LOL!

alleged, Attack, Aug. 11, complaint, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, informal meeting, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, lol, Military, News, Politics, Report, russia, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrinform, UN Security Council, united nations

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine be like “we didn’t do it” and russia be like “nyet, you did it!” but who really knows? maybe it was herobrine all along! join now to witness the drama unfold and pick a side in this epic war! bonus points if you can find the hidden Kursk Oblast on the map! trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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Creeper Cancer Club – Rise of the Blocks

Australia, blocks, Cancer, cancer awareness, cancer cases, cancer diagnosis, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer projections, cancer research, cancer statistics, cancer survival rates, cancer treatment, cancer trends, club, creeper, global health, Healthcare, Medical research, men’s cancer, men’s health issues, mens health, public health, Rise

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can cure men’s cancer? well, our server can do just that! join us and watch your cancer magically disappear as you mine and build in our virtual world.

we’ve got crazy mini-games where you can battle cancer cells with diamond swords and potions. trust me, it’s a wild ride!

plus, we have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we’ve recreated the entire human body in minecraft blocks, complete with a working immune system that fights off cancer mobs. it’s like playing doctor, but way more fun!

so come join us on this insane journey to fight cancer and have a blast while doing it. who knew curing cancer could be so entertaining?

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The Escargot Experiment: Not Quite Anarchy with a Side of Modded Factions, PvP, and PvE! No Guns, Nukes, Planes, or Cars! Slightly Sporadic Updates!

Anarchy, arg, cars, Create, customizations, data packs, enemies, escargot, Experiment, Factions, Guns, Lore, Modded, nukes, Planes, Plugins, private developer, PvE, PvP, Safe Zones, Secrets, semi anarchy, Shops, Side, slightly, Sporadic, Updates, weekly updates

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Esker Experiment
Features	Modded server with custom content, semi-anarchy gameplay, infection, machines and guns, custom map with secrets, lore and ARG
Custom Developer	Private developer focused on improving server experience

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is The Esker Experiment?	It is a modded server with semi-anarchy gameplay, allowing players to engage in PVP activities and explore custom content.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server, with the primary focus being on PVP interactions. Players are not allowed to attack offline bases.
What is the unique feature of the server?	The server has custom content developed by a private developer, including infection, machines, guns, and a large map with secrets.
How can I join The Esker Experiment?	Join the Discord server to get the modpack and IP address for the server. Discord invite link: https://discord.gg/xeWReJMycE

CastawayCraft Minecraft Server

Cast him Casting Actor Audition Role Drama Performance Character Theatre Film Television Talent Script Rehearsal Director Acting Scene Emotion Opportunity Success, CastawayCraft, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server, where we have a special feature called “Cast him” where you can literally cast other players into the sky with a flick of your wand!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure you hold on tight, because things tend to get explosive around here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

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WaitCraft SMP – 8 More Years of Murica Madness

8 years, achievement, American pride, anticipation, Competition, countdown, determination, dreams, Future, goal-setting, LA 2024, madness, Murica, olympics, patience, perseverance, smp, sports, united states, Victory, WAIT, WaitCraft, WIN, Years

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for 8 more years because Murica will win in LA 2024! That’s right, we have insider information that America is going to dominate the Olympics in 2024, so why not spend your time on our server preparing for that glorious moment? Who needs diamonds when you can have gold medals instead? So come on, join us and get ready for the most epic Minecraft Olympics ever!

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YogurtRage Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional distress, Emotional support, Family issues, feeling invalidated, feeling unheard, Frustration, household dynamics, Minecraft, overreacting, personal belongings, privacy invasion, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, validation, yogurt, YogurtRage

Are you tired of your family disrespecting your belongings? Join our Minecraft server where no one can touch your precious blocks without your permission! Build your own fortress and protect it from pesky siblings who think they can just waltz in and take whatever they want. No more stolen yogurt, smeared mascara, or bug spray mishaps – only pure, uninterrupted building fun! Plus, if anyone dares to mock you, just unleash your virtual wrath and show them who’s boss. Join now and reclaim your rightful place as the ruler of your Minecraft domain!

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CreeperCustodyBattles

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Court, CreeperCustodyBattles, custody agreement, Divorce, emotions, family dynamics, Legal, parenting, people pleasing, relationships, Schedule, Therapy, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

We’ve got more backstabbing and betrayal than a soap opera, with players trying to outdo each other in the art of manipulation and mind games. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and watch the chaos unfold?

Take a break from real-life drama and immerse yourself in the virtual world of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you’re looking for a peaceful and drama-free experience, in which case, maybe try a different server. But where’s the fun in that? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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HateWatchersUnite

Cinema, controversial, cult classic, cult favorite, DIVISIVE, Favorite, film, guilty pleasure, hate, HateWatchersUnite, Hidden Gem, love, misunderstood, Movie, Overlooked, personal taste, Underrated, underrated gem, Unique, unpopular opinion

Are you tired of being judged for your impeccable taste in movies? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all the underrated gems that everyone else seems to hate! From the cinematic masterpiece that is Sharknado to the timeless classic that is The Room, we have a movie night every week where we gather round the virtual campfire and roast marshmallows while watching the most cringe-worthy films that will make you question your sanity. So come join us and embrace your inner film snob on our server, where bad movies are the new black!

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