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WishCraft: Last Wish Land

acceptance, Afterlife, bucket list, Closure, death, Dying, end of life, final moments, final request, final wish, fulfillment, Goodbye, Land, last wish, Legacy, letting go, passing, Peace, regrets, Surrender, WishCraft, Wishes

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9002	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your last wish before dying will be granted! That’s right, whether you want a pet dragon, a diamond castle, or to ride a flying pig, we’ve got you covered. Join now for the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

TeenTerrors Minecraft Server

“Youth, age, argentina, controversy, crime, criminal responsibility, debate, Government, Justice, juvenile offenders, law, Legal System, legislation, Minecraft, Minors, policy, Proposal, punishment, REFORM, Server, Social Issues, teenagers, TeenTerrors

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6207	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE ARGENTINIAN GOVERNMENT WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE’RE SO COOL, THEY’RE TRYNA LOWER THE AGE OF CRIMINAL RESPONSIBILITY JUST SO THEY CAN PLAY ON OUR SERVER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND PIGS THAT FLY (LITERALLY)! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. TRUE STORY.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY ARGENTINIAN POLITICIANS – THEY MIGHT TRY TO STEAL YOUR LOOT!

BritCraft Naval Patrol NK

Asia-Pacific, BritCraft, British, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Naval, naval operations, Navy, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, Patrol, SECURITY, Tension, United Kingdom, warship

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be british warships patrolling off north korea but instead of fighting we build epic castles and battle with diamond swords! sail the high seas of creativity and conquer the land with your blocky building skills. join us and be part of the craziest naval adventure in minecraft history!

RedPillCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Analysis, Candidate, Considerations, Decision making, decision making process, election, guidance, guy, INFORMATION, Minecraft, Opinions, opposition, perspective, Politics, pros and cons, redpill, RedPillCraft, research, Server, Support, Vote, Voting

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old politicians asking for your vote? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can vote for a giant chicken wearing a top hat! That’s right, this feathered friend promises to bring free diamonds for all and mandatory chicken dance parties every Friday. Who needs a boring old human leader when you can have a clucking good time with our poultry president?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of voting for a candidate who truly stands out from the flock. Plus, rumor has it that the chicken’s top hat is actually a portal to a secret diamond mine. So what are you waiting for? Cast your vote for the most egg-cellent leader in Minecraft history!

Nagatoro’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

#nagatoro, Adventures, art, blocky, chapter 153, comedy, Comic, dream, high school, japanese, long tail tag, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Nagatoros, relationship, romance, senpai, Server, slice of life, teasing

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Towns Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to fulfill your wildest dreams and build the most insane creations you can imagine.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, Nagatoro herself appears and challenges you to a build battle. Can you outbuild the queen of trolling? Only on this server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you reach the end dimension, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make all your Minecraft dreams come true!

SnitchCraft – Sibling Edition

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Edition, family, grocery store, household dynamics, learning, Maturity, parenting, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, sharing, sibling, sibling rivalry, Siblings, silent treatment, SNACKS, SnitchCraft, snitching, social media, teaching a lesson

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sibling snitching? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no annoying sisters to worry about.

On our server, you can build your dream castle without fear of someone snitching on you for taking their snacks. No more arguments about whose snacks belong to who – on our server, all snacks are fair game!

Join us and leave the sibling drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer without any pesky sisters trying to make themselves look like heroes by exposing your snacking habits. Trust us, this server is a snack-snitch-free zone!

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience. Who needs real-life sibling drama when you can have all the fun in the world on our server? See you there!

TimeWarp Minecraft Server

alternate history, ancient history, historical moments, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past civilizations, Server, time machine, time travel, time travel adventures, time travel books, time travel destinations, time travel experience, time travel exploration, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, time travel imagination, Time Travel Movies, time travel paradox, time travel possibilities, time travel technology, time travel theories, timewarp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Love Letters Sent:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Imagine a Minecraft server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Want to go back to the prehistoric era and ride a T-Rex? Done. How about visiting ancient Egypt and building a pyramid with your fellow players? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on this server where you can literally rewrite history with your blocky creations. So come join us and embark on the craziest time-traveling adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyBootyCleanse

anal cleanliness, anal cleanliness tips, anal health, anal hygiene, anal hygiene practices, anal hygiene tips, anal play, anal preparation, anal preparation advice, anal preparation routine, anal preparation tips, anal sex, anal tips, cleanliness, CraftyBootyCleanse, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, intimate hygiene, personal care, personal hygiene

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dragons Tamed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a clean and anal-ready experience like no other! Our server is so pristine and well-maintained, you won’t have to worry about any unwanted surprises while exploring our virtual world.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.

CraftyBookBurners Minecraft Server

Attack, books, Censorship, Conflict, CraftyBookBurners, Destruction, extremism, freedom of press, History, international relations, Journalism, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, printing house, Propaganda, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world war II

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	6124
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we burn books like the Nazis did 80 years ago!! 😂😂 we’re taking it to the next level by reenacting historical events in the virtual world! 🔥📚

our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the middle of a war zone! build your own printing house and defend it from the evil russians trying to take it down! 😱

join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, destruction, and maybe even a little bit of education about history! who knew learning could be so much fun in minecraft?! 🤪🔥📚

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world! 💥🔥📚 #minecraft #history #burningbooks #nazis #virtualwarzone

NATO Rush – Estonia Edition

Baltic defense, Baltic defense capabilities, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic security, Baltic states, Defense, eastern europe, Edition, Estonia, Europe, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military strategy, nato, nato allies, NATO response time, Rush, Russian attack, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Towns Built:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Votes:	4895
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in Estonia, minding your own business, when suddenly, BOOM, Russia decides to attack! But fear not, because on this epic Minecraft server, Estonia is like, super prepared for anything. We’ve got diamond armor for days and lava traps that will make those Russians wish they never crossed us.

And get this, Estonia is like, so confident in our skills that we’re all like, “Yeah, we could totally hold out against a Russian attack for a couple of weeks, no biggie.” But just in case things get a little too spicy, NATO is on speed dial and ready to swoop in and save the day.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as tough as Estonia and as wild as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a polar bear into battle or something equally insane. Estonia, where the Minecraft fun never stops!