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DoggyCraft LOLz

amusing dog antics, amusing dog stories, canine humor, comical dog behavior, dog antics, dog comedy, dog comedy videos, Dog humor, dog shenanigans, DoggyCraft, entertaining dog videos, entertaining pet stories, funny dog moments, funny dog tricks, funny pet moments, funny pet videos, hilarious dog antics, hilarious pet stories, humorous dog tales, lolz, silly dog behavior, silly pet stories

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	49	Dragon Eggs Found:	4704
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Dimension Hops:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Farms Harvested:	762
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Have you ever seen a dog build a house out of bones in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and hilarious moments with your furry friends. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the next master builder and create a masterpiece that will have everyone barking with laughter! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, even the dogs are Minecraft pros!

DroneCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aerial attacks, Conflict, defense strategies, drone pilots, DroneCraft, eastern europe, Energy Sector, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security measures, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Yo, imagine this: Ukraine’s drone pilots are out here like straight up bosses, taking aim at Russia’s oil industry like it’s a game of Minecraft. But, like, for real, if you wanna be a part of this epic battle, join our server and show off your drone piloting skills. We got oil rigs to raid, enemies to defeat, and loot to collect. Plus, rumor has it that if you become the ultimate drone pilot, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ruler of the server. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Russia who’s boss in this virtual world!

RapeCraft: Defend Your Title!

athlete, Competition, controversy, CONVICTED, criminal, DEFEND, Dutch, Ethics, International, Justice, Legal, morality, Olympic, organizers, Participation, public opinion, rape, RapeCraft, scandal, sexual assault, sports, Title

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join because, like, we have this athlete who was, like, convicted of rape but the dutch olympic organizers are totally cool with it. it’s, like, the wildest thing ever, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and, like, a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. it’s, like, a total blast, bro. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

BaldBarberCraft

bald barber, BaldBarberCraft, Barber, barber clients, barber community, barber culture, barber grooming, barber hierarchy, barber humor, barber industry, barber jokes, barber line, barber profession, barber relationships, barber services, barber shop, barber skills, barber stereotypes, barber techniques, barber tools, barber traditions

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ores Mined:	9645
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	627872

lol join our epic minecraft server where the barbers are so good they have their own barbers who are also bald. why join? because our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. plus, our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate so you can mine and snack at the same time. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a super chill dude who just wants to build cool stuff. so come join us and experience the most epic and hilarious minecraft adventures ever!

ViralCraft: DNA Survival

Cancer, cellular biology, Dna, Evolution, genetic material, Harmless, Human genome, infection, Medical research, oncology, Primate ancestors, REAWAKENED, research, scientists, Survival, Tens of millions of years ago, Thrive, tumor growth, Viral DNA, ViralCraft, Viruses

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Potions Brewed:	169
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate survival challenge, but with a twist! we got viruses infecting your DNA, just like in real life! but don’t worry, it’s all for fun and games, right? join us and see if you can survive and thrive like a cancer cell in this crazy Minecraft world. who knew viruses could be so lit, amirite? come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to conquer the ultimate genetic challenge!

nitent network

Adventure, base, BATTLING, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, gameplay, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Survival, Tournaments, Updates, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Farms Harvested:	351
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

### Welcome to Nitent Network!

Nitent Network is a vibrant and dynamic Minecraft community dedicated to providing an exceptional gaming experience. With a focus on creativity, adventure, and community, we offer a variety of game modes, events, and features that cater to players of all interests and skill levels.

#### Key Features: – **Diverse Game Modes:** From survival to creative, PvP to minigames, there’s something for everyone. – **Regular Updates:** We continuously add new content, plugins, and features to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. – **Community Events:** Join in on our frequent events, tournaments, and challenges to compete for exclusive rewards. – **Custom Plugins:** Enjoy unique gameplay enhancements with our custom plugins, designed to add new dimensions to your Minecraft experience. – **Active Community:** Connect with fellow players, make new friends, and engage with a supportive and friendly community.

Join us today and embark on an unforgettable journey in the world of Nitent Network! Whether you’re building your dream base, battling it out in PvP, or exploring new biomes, there’s always something amazing waiting for you.

play.nitent.fun:6994

Mystical Craft

Claims, Cross-Play, Economy, Grief Protection, Minecraft, Mystical Craft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Vanilla, vienminer, Whitelist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Animals Bred:	91	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Mystical Craft is a up and coming vanilla Minecraft SMP with grief protection, claims, vienminer and more! Coming soon!!

Whitelisted for now 🙂

mysticalcraftsmp.mc.gg:25624

COME IN FASTER DONATION DISTRIBUTION /HACK Minecraft server

building, come in faster, Community, Creative, distribution, donation, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hack, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

The owner of the server “COME IN FASTER DONATION HACK” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

hack3.liovimc.ru

AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mines Excavated:	1444	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.