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The Mighty Minecraft SMP

Authoritative, Commanding, Compelling, DOMINANCE, Dominant, dynamic, empowerment, forceful, Impactful, influence, INTENSE, Mighty, Minecraft, Potent, Powerful, Resilient, robust, smp, strength, STRONG, STURDY, Vigorous

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Potions Brewed:	114	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Votes:	787	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where you have to worry about creepers blowing up your hard work? Well, look no further because our server is POWERFUL! How powerful, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on another player’s base. But instead of running away in fear, that player used their powerful skills to tame the chickens and turn them into an army of feathered warriors. The chicken army went on to conquer the entire server, leaving a trail of feathers and egg shells in their wake.

If you want to harness the power of chickens, or maybe just build some epic structures without worrying about pesky griefers, then our server is the place for you. Join us now and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior!

PrintCraft Minecraft Server

coworker conflict, coworker relationships, Minecraft, office behavior, office communication, office conflict, office disputes, office drama, office dynamics, office etiquette, office printer, office printer rules, office printer use, office professionalism, office rules, PrintCraft, Server, work environment, work printer etiquette, workplace boundaries, workplace communication, workplace etiquette, workplace norms

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of dealing with office drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only printer you have to worry about is the one you craft yourself out of pixels! No more jammed queues or coworkers hogging the printer for their personal stuff – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your own office and set the rules however you want. Want to ban printing altogether? Go for it! Want to create a printer that only prints out memes? The power is in your hands on our server.

And if you ever feel like you need to blow off some steam after dealing with annoying coworkers, just hop on our server and unleash your creativity. Build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance or create a secret underground lair to hide from office drama – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to office printer woes – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing jammed up is your creativity!

ExPowerlessExGF

aita, auto-drafting, blocked, cleaning, Collections, Communication, Contact, DEBT, Dogs, electricity service, ex, Expectations, ExPowerlessExGF, instagram, parents, payment, relationship, separation, social media, unrealistic

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	35
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Votes:	4866	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Farms Harvested:	280	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as abundant as diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player and their ex. Imagine the chaos of watching dogs, unpaid bills, and blocked communication – all while trying to survive in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you never know what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in. From mysterious disappearances to epic battles with creepers, every day is a new adventure.

So why join our server? Because you never know what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be able to tell your friends. Plus, where else can you find a community as entertaining as this one? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, Deception, diplomatic incident, Espionage, Fake, foreign affairs, government relations, Identity Fraud, Intelligence Operations, international relations, military alliance, military conflict, military deception, north korean, political tension, Russian military IDs, sanctions, security breach, soldiers, Ukraine

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so, liek dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got north korean soldiers runnin around with fake russian military ids, ukraine be like whaaat. u can join their army and fight in epic battles against giant creepers and zombie pigmen. also, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of dirt. come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parental PvP Legacy

36, children, decades later, domestic violence, effects, greater risk, Heart Disease, INCREASE, intergenerational impact, later in life, Legacy, Link, long-term effects, mental health, Parental, parents, physical health, PvP, researchers, Trauma, violence, Witness

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magic Items Found:	6027	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we guarantee a 0% chance of witnessing any violence between parents! unlike those other servers where parents are fighting all the time, ours is a peaceful paradise where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies.

studies show that playing on our server can decrease your risk of heart disease by 36%! that’s right, just by building and exploring in our virtual world, you’ll be improving your heart health for years to come.

so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to a healthier heart! plus, we have free diamonds for all new players. because who needs therapy when you have minecraft, amirite?

HoneyGlow SMP

Community, Events, Friendly, HoneyGlow SMP, Interactive, Jobs, Minecraft, Quests, Rewards, Server, smp, streaming, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Join us with a friendly and interactive community, we stream daily and there will also be many events, jobs, quests, rewads, among other things.

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🔥 q.Feplex.com 19132 | MYSTICS PVP 🎁 Minecraft server

19132, Anarchy, banner-lazy, bedrock, CASE, gg.Feplex.com, Ip:, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, mystics, PORT, PvP, q.Feplex.com, Server, server description, Vanilla Survival, Versions, vk.me/mcfeplex

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Items Found:	7395
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

The best server with Vanilla survival, ANARCHY and MYSTICS!

Write to OUR bot ➡ vk.me/mcfeplex He will give you a case on the server! IP: gg.feplex.com Port: 19132 The server supports all versions of Bedrock!

q.feplex.com:19132

Pixel Love Connection 1.20

become absolutely annoyed with her, Connection, dating cycle, digital dating, frustrating relationships, ghost her, ghosting, love, meet a girl online, meeting people online, online communication, online dating, online dating experiences, online dating frustrations, online dating struggles, online dating woes, online ghosting, online interactions, PIXEL, relationships, spend week gooning out with her, virtual relationships

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	57
Dragon Eggs Found:	2410	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of online dating drama! Build your own virtual world where you can goon out in peace without any annoying girls bothering you. Who needs real relationships when you can have a creeper as your best friend? Embrace the blocky goodness and leave those online dating woes behind. Join now for a goon-tastic time!

Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3390

#union raid, Android, anniversary, Ark Mage, Beat the Gun, christmas livestream, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, guillotine, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, Kol, ludmilla, maiden, mem, mica, Minecraft, Missile, new players, nikg, Nikke General, Nikkes, Origin, PC, Satellite, smp, Snow Buddy, Special Recruit, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer, YRO

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Potions Brewed:	165	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Animals Bred:	145	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server.

– Have you ever wanted to fight an ICE DRAGON in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance in our ICE DRAGON SAGA event! Battle your way through snow and ice to claim victory and bragging rights among your friends.

– Feeling brave? Join our upcoming Union Raid event where you’ll team up with other players to take down epic bosses and earn epic loot. Who needs a regular raid when you can have a UNION RAID, am I right?

– Special recruit alert! Meet Maiden: Ice Rose, Ludmilla: Winter Owner, Mica: Snow Buddy, and Guillotine: Winter Slayer. These characters are ready to join your team and bring some winter magic to your Minecraft adventures.

– And don’t forget about our Costume Passes! From Volume: Beat the Gun to Vesti: Ark Mage, we’ve got the coolest costumes for your character. Who says you can’t be stylish while fighting off creepers and zombies?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with laughter, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). See you in the game, and remember to stay tactical and entertaining!

WifeWars Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, Boundaries, christmas, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, Family Events, in-laws, judgment, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Opinions, peer pressure, relationships, Server, social gatherings, Support, Trust, validation, Wedding Rings, WifeWars

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing like a potion gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, rich in-laws, and missing wedding rings.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your step sister and her husband show up in town. They invite you out for a drink, but little do you know, things are about to get crazy.

As the night goes on, secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion. Your brother-in-law, fueled by beer and entitlement, starts questioning your marriage based on missing rings. But fear not, for you have the power of Amazon rubber rings on your side!

Stand up for your wife and show that trust is more important than flashy jewelry. And who knows, maybe you’ll even start a family feud that will make your Christmas party the talk of the server.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where alliances are tested, diamonds are mined, and drama is served hotter than a bowl of lava soup. This is one Minecraft server you won’t want to miss!