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LOLcraft: A Challenger Approaches!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Switch players battle it out to prove they are better than the legendary PlayStation 2!

Join us if you want to experience blocky graphics that will make you question reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about all other consoles!

Legend has it that if you join our server, you will be granted the power to build the most epic structures in all of Minecraft history. Your creations will be so amazing, they will make Notch himself jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic battle between the Switch and the PlayStation 2. Who will come out on top? Only those brave enough to join our server will find out!

Steve’s Epic Adventure Land

Adventure, aid, Awareness, Conflict, Crisis, depression, Epic, Help, Humanity, intervention, Land, mental health, Military, Russian soldier, Steves, SUICIDE, Support, Tragedy, Trauma, Ukraine, Video, violence, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Animals Bred:	167
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of witnessing Russian soldiers having a meltdown in Minecraft because they can’t handle the pressure of the War? Well, look no further! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as these soldiers try to navigate their way through blocky battles and pixelated PTSD.

But wait, there’s more! With every new player that joins, we donate a stack of diamonds to a charity that helps Russian soldiers cope with their Minecraft-induced trauma. So not only are you having a blast on our server, but you’re also making a difference in the lives of these virtual warriors.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this unique gaming experience. Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮🔥

Dragon’s Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret underground kingdom ruled by zombie pigmen wearing top hats. Legend has it, they were offering enchanted armor in exchange for stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive ender dragon that wears sunglasses and blasts dubstep music as it flies around the world. And don’t even get me started on the creeper disco parties that happen every full moon!

So come on down to our server and experience the blocky madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CreeperCancucks – Where even creepers can’t stop us from winning!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and witness the craziest battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Our players are so skilled, they make the cancucks look like amateurs. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and rare items! Rumor has it that one lucky player found a enchanted diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. Will you be the next lucky winner?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The New Gate 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Crops Grown:	5488
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a GIGANTIC dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a duel. But don’t worry, because on this server, you have the power to FLY and defeat any mythical creature that comes your way.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with TREASURE beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because the base is guarded by a pack of ZOMBIE PIGMEN who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine building your very own CASTLE made entirely out of RAINBOW blocks. Yes, you heard that right. Your castle will be the envy of all your friends on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowflake Showdown: Where White Genocide Isn’t Real

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a virgin is a badge of honor and click bait articles are our main source of inspiration! Join us for a wild ride filled with GENOCIDE (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS, GOLD, and UNICORNS (okay, maybe not unicorns, but you get the idea). They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as the VIRGIN KING!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CHICKEN ARMY, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris. Join forces with Cluck Norris and conquer the END together!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, where else can you find a chicken army and secret diamond dungeons? It’s a LOLZY adventure waiting for you!

Pixelated Weebs

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes! Are you a fan of Anime? We’ve got all your favorite shows playing on repeat 24/7. Love Ships? We’ve got a whole fleet waiting for you to explore. And don’t even get us started on Yaoi and BL – it’s a shipper’s paradise!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special section dedicated to Twilight fans – because who doesn’t love a sparkly vampire love triangle? And for all you sports anime enthusiasts out there, get ready to hit the virtual field and show off your skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we’ve even got a secret section dedicated to Keanu Reeves. That’s right, the one and only Keanu is a regular player on our server, battling creepers and building epic structures like a true Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of our crazy community of definitively Femcels who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. And remember, the mainstream media may only attack male incels, but here on our server, we welcome everyone with open arms. Double standards, who?

Block Battle Royale

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic events ever seen in the Minecraft universe! Picture this: a massive ender dragon riding a creeper like a bucking bronco while players try to tame them with diamond carrots.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco creeper dropping sick beats and exploding in a shower of glitter!

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Putin’s Craft: Building Blocks and Bear Hugs

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Votes:	7999
Star Shards Collected:	133	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Putin himself is a player! Yes, you heard that right. He’s taking a break from running Russia to mine diamonds and build epic structures in our virtual world. Join now to witness Putin riding a pig into battle against creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a dancing chicken disco party every Friday night. Get your groove on with our feathered friends and show off your best dance moves.

So why would Putin do this? Because our server is the craziest, most fun place to play Minecraft. Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyArknights – Building Towers and Battling Creeps!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Void Armor Forged:	26

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for a LOLZY time filled with INSANE stories and OUTRAGEOUS reasons to keep coming back for more.

Imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling a dragon made of diamonds. That’s just a taste of what awaits you on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive GLOBAL/JP/KR CONTENT that will blow your mind. From 6* Sniper Fiammetta to 5* Medic Whisperain, you’ll never run out of new characters to discover.

And if that’s not enough, our CN CONTENT will leave you speechless. With 6* Defender Penance and 5* Guard Akafuyu, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for domination.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this EPIC journey and experience the ULTIMATE Minecraft adventure. Don’t miss out on the fun – log in now and let the madness begin!