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CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, chair, comfort, comfort level, comparison, Couch, Cozy, CozyCraft, CUSHION, ergonomic, Fabric, Furniture, Home decor, interior design, Land, living room, lounging, recliner, Relaxation, seating, Sofa, Style, Support

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Votes:	645
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mines Excavated:	1038	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Star Shards Collected:	160	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Void Armor Forged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magic Items Found:	1342	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!