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Vacuums are a technology, so should I get a coded or codeless… Minecraft SMP

automated cleaning, Awful, cleaning, cleaning equipment, Coded, coded vacuum, codeless vacuum, codeless.., convenience, dust removal, floor cleaning, Home Appliances, household chores, Minecraft, Returned, robot vacuums, smart home, smp, suction power, Technology, Technology gadgets, vacuum cleaner, vacuuming, Vacuums

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of vacuuming in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where vacuums are the latest technology! Forget about coded or codeless vacuums, we have vacuum robots that do all the cleaning for you. And don’t worry, they won’t turn evil and take over the server like in that one sci-fi movie. Trust us, we’ve tested them extensively. So if you want to sit back, relax, and watch as your virtual vacuum robot cleans up all the creepers and zombies in your base, then this is the SMP for you. Plus, rumor has it that one player’s vacuum robot accidentally sucked up a diamond block and now it’s the richest player on the server. Join now and see what crazy adventures await you in our vacuum-filled world!

CraftyDisasterLand

bad experience, CraftyDisasterLand, Culture Shock, Destination, DISAPPOINTING, Explore, Foreign, least enjoyable, least favorite, NEGATIVE, regret, Tourist, travel, travel horror stories, travel regrets, travel woes, Unpleasant, vacation, worst country

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Emeralds Found:	3452	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Villages Defended:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Ores Mined:	1520
Enchantments Applied:	175	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Potions Brewed:	161

Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

DeathTrapCraft

abduction, Africa, armed groups, Central Africa, Central African Republic, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, danger, DeathTrapCraft, Democratic Republic of Congo, hostages, human rights abuses, instability, Kidnappers, Kidnappings, SECURITY, south Sudan, Terrorism, triangle of death, violence

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mines Excavated:	1465	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.

And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.

CraftyColumbo

1970s, classic, Clever, Columbo, CraftyColumbo, crime, crime drama, detective, iconic, iconic character, interrogation, investigation, lawyering up, murder, Mystery, Peter Falk, plot twist, police procedural, suspects, tv show, whodunit

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8023	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like the whole world is on fire? well, you gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it!

first off, our spawn point is a giant diamond castle with unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out of their butts. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions! and speaking of explosions, we have this thing called the TNT Olympics, where you gotta run through a maze of TNT and try not to blow yourself up. it’s like the hunger games, but with more boom!

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode in your face (most of the time). it’s like a zoo, but with more death!

but the best part of our server is the secret underground disco party. you gotta find the hidden entrance and dance your heart out to some sick beats. it’s like clubbing, but with more pickaxes!

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). just remember, the entire premise of Columbo depended on suspects not lawyering up. wait, what does that even mean? just join the server already!

ImpulseCraft: Deontological Dilemmas

Behavior, clinical psychopaths, cognitive processes, Decision making, Deontological, deontological choices, dilemmas, direct harm, emotional responses, Ethics, high impulsivity, high-emotion scenarios, ImpulseCraft, impulsiveness, mental health, morality, optimal outcomes, personality disorders, Psychology, research, risk assessment, social psychology

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	1943	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

So like, this server is like totally perfect for all you crazies out there who wanna play Minecraft but also have a touch of psychopathy and impulsivity. We got all the deontological choices you could ever want, avoiding direct harm like it’s our job. Plus, we’re all about those high-emotion scenarios, so get ready to make some wild decisions that make absolutely no sense but are still super fun. Join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner crazy and have a blast in the process!

Flare SMP: Where creepers are more well-mannered than the players!

bolt, Community, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, decorations, Development, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, Pets, Players, Project, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Vanilla, wellmannered, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name
Founded	April 14, 2023
Founder	Antimony_Sb
Features	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the primary language used in the server?

The primary language used in the server is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.

What sets this server apart from Vanilla Minecraft?

Some of the divergences from classic Vanilla gameplay include Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO with new skills, GSit for sitting, custom FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more minor additions.

Is there a summer event coming up?

Yes, the summer event will start soon with great content and rewards for players.

Is there a second server being developed?

Yes, a second server named “Flare Adventures” is in development, offering a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW, Elden Ring, and other major influences.

DollCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient, antique, charming, collectible, Doll, DollCraft, Elegant, FARTED, funny, German, Handmade, Minecraft, Musical, quirky, rare, Server, Stream, Toy, Traditional, Unique, vintage, Violin, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Love Letters Sent:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an elegant ancient German doll who plays the violin… and farts on stream! That’s right, you’ll never know when she’ll let one rip while serenading you with her beautiful music. It’s a truly unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on down and join us for some laughs, some music, and some unexpected toots. Don’t miss out on the fun!

NashThreads Minecraft Server

Boring, Bryan Danielson, gay black man, ignored Nash threads, Manifested, meme dead, meme growth, Minecraft, Monitoring, NashThreads, planned, raped, samefag, samefagging, Server, viral, Waste of time

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the memes are dead, the threads are ignored, and the samefagging is off the charts! But don’t worry, because on our server, you won’t go viral, your meme growth will be non-existent, and you’ll waste all your time monitoring those boring Nash threads.

Join us and experience the thrill of planning and manifesting your own demise, just like we do on a daily basis. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that Bryan Danielson was once allegedly raped by a gay black man on our server. Now that’s some crazy Minecraft drama you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see just how wild things can get in the world of Minecraft!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

1980, Assassination, beatles, Creepercraft, crime, December 8, Fans, History, iconic musician, Impact, John Lennon, Legacy, Loss, Mark David Chapman, memorial, Minecraft, Music, new york city, pop culture, Remembrance, senseless act, Server, The Dakota, tragic event

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Votes:	1676
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Join our Minecraft server and relive the day John Lennon was assassinated in a whole new way! Build a giant memorial statue of the Beatles legend, or reenact the tragic event with your friends in a hilarious role-playing scenario. Who knew grief could be so fun in block form? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience history in the most absurd way possible!

BaeCraft – Body Swap Edition

Acting, adaptation, BaeCraft, Body, body swap, challenge, Communication, cover story, Deception, disguise, Edition, Empathy, impersonation, job performance, Masquerade, pretending, relationships, role reversal, secret identity, Significant Other, Stealthy, Swap, Understanding, work

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Votes:	8954	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8010
Buildings Constructed:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to swap bodies with your significant other and try to navigate their daily routine? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience a similar level of confusion and chaos as you try to “wing it” through a day in their virtual world!

Join our server and see if you can survive a day in the shoes (or blocky feet) of your partner. From mining for diamonds to battling creepers, you’ll have to think fast and adapt to your new surroundings. Can you make it through without getting called out for being an imposter? Only time will tell!

So come on, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive a day in someone else’s blocky body. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself in the process!

TipsyTeenHippocampus

addiction, Adolescent alcohol use, adolescent behavior, alcohol consumption, alcohol use, brain development, brain imaging, Cannabis use, cognitive function, emotional regulation, hippocampal structure, hippocampal volumes, longitudinal study, Memory, mental health, neurological effects, neuroscience, research, substance abuse, TipsyTeenHippocampus, young adulthood

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Emeralds Found:	4655
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, like, there was this dude who joined our server and he was like, “Yo, I wanna build a giant hippocampus in Minecraft!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? His hippocampus was so lit, it actually altered the structure of our whole server! It was like, whoa, mind blown!

And get this, peeps! If you join our server, your hippocampus will grow bigger and bigger every time you take a sip of virtual alcohol! It’s like, science and stuff, bro! And don’t worry about cannabis, it won’t do anything to your hippocampus. So drink up and watch your memory and emotional regulation skills skyrocket!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s get our hippocampi on! It’s gonna be a wild ride, yo!