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CakeBlock Minecraft Server

appreciation, Backlash, baking, baking projects, Birthday Party, cake decorating, CakeBlock, cakes, Effort, Events, Friends, Frustration, Guilt, homemade cakes, kids birthday, love baking, Minecraft, selfish, Server, special occasion, store-bought, taken for granted

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of baking cakes for ungrateful friends who don’t appreciate your culinary masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!

So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!

NormalButWeirdMCSMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to explore a secret underground base filled with talking cows who are plotting to take over the server? Or how about joining a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes but also has a tendency to explode?

If you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCrepesAndCaves

avocado toast, bagel and lox, Breakfast, breakfast burrito, breakfast ideas, breakfast sandwich, brunch, CraftyCrepesAndCaves, crepes, favorite dish, Food, French toast, frittata, granola, hash browns, non-traditional, oatmeal, PANCAKES, smoothie bowl, waffles, yogurt parfait

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Void Gems Collected:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Potions Brewed:	48	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, cost, CraftyIsrael, Damage, Defense, Destruction, financial impact, Infrastructure, international relations, IRan attack, Israel, long tail tag, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, tens of millions, War

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

NaziFlagOopsieCraft

anti-semitism, Apology, community outrage, controversy, court hearing, cultural insensitivity, Hate Speech, Inappropriate Behavior, Israeli flag, legal consequences, Nazi swastika, NaziFlagOopsieCraft, offensive display, offensive symbol, public apology, regretful actions, restaurateur, social media backlash, Sydney, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
New Chunks Explored:	927029	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

EarthCube

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny, Towny Factions Earth Map Community Building Minecraft sports Siege wars Survival PvP Economy Minigames Custom plugins Quests Exploration Roleplay Dungeons Magic Clans Events Crafting, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	217

EarthCube is a Towny/Fractions server on a Earth Map! The community here is active and there is never ending fun with building, mc sports, and siege wars!.

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Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with endless amounts of space? Well, look no further because our server only has 50GB of space for you to build and explore! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a top-secret government base and we can’t risk sharing too much information with the public. Join us for the thrill of living on the edge of server space limitations!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly. He’s been known to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a friendly hug instead of blowing them up. It’s a real blast!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not afraid to peck you to death if you try to steal their shiny loot.

So come join us on our limited space, haunted, treasure-filled Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens.

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

away, can’t, consequences, Frustration, getting, he, IT, Justice, Keep, long tail tags: accountability, Minecraft, repeated behavior, smp, with

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Void Armor Forged:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

OpinionCraft: BF Edition

aita, arrested, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, brother, Communication, Conflict, cordial, Decision making, disregarding, driving by, DWI charge, Edition, opinion, OpinionCraft, Pick up, relationship, Respect, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Runes Activated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories that will make your head spin.

We’ve got scandalous love triangles, intense rivalries, and unexpected alliances that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs soap operas when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?

Plus, with our unique gameplay features and crazy events, you’ll never have a dull moment. Build your own drama-filled kingdom, form alliances with other players, or start a war that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server – unless you want to spill the tea in the chat!

BookWormSMP: Life Changer

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and discover a whole new perspective on life! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that players have reported experiencing profound enlightenment after playing for just a few hours. One player even claimed to have achieved inner peace and reached a state of ultimate zen while building a giant chicken farm. So if you’re looking for a server that will not only entertain you, but also transform your entire existence, look no further!