cockmasturbationtoys – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Fembot’s Cute Loser BF Minecraft Server

ambient music, AniManga, animation, autism, brown hair, cute, doomer side, egalitarian relationship, fembot, fembots, fit, golden retriever personality, green eyes, guitar, hobbies, japanese, khhv, Loser, loser bf, Minecraft, Music, NEET, OCD, piano, Post rock, programming, sense of humor, Server, shutin, Social Skills, White

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the cool kids (and golden retriever personalities) like you!

Join our server and meet our resident 21-year-old shut-in who is a KHHV (that’s right, never had a girlfriend and proud of it), NEET, and self-proclaimed master of avoiding social media and porn. But don’t worry, he’s not a chud and definitely doesn’t hate women.

With a mix of autism, OCD, and a touch of doomer energy, our server is the perfect place for those who march to the beat of their own drum. Plus, our resident musician, programmer, weightlifter, Japanese speaker, and aspiring artist will keep you entertained with his quirky sense of humor and love for animanga and niche music (ambient and post-rock, anyone?).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate mix of chaos, creativity, and camaraderie. Bonus trivia: our resident cool guy even has a really cool name. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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NijiENNoobGamer Minecraft SMP

Anime, debut, debut success, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Minecraft, NijiEN, NijiENNoobGamer, Nijisanji, online content, Popularity, smp, streaming, success, talent, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual talent, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh, have fun, and maybe even question your sanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started a protest against the iron golems for their aggressive behavior, and where the creepers have formed a synchronized dance troupe (watch out for their explosive finale)!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of sheep who have formed a cult worshiping a golden carrot, and a mysterious player who may or may not be a time-traveling wizard from the future.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server – or at least get a good story to tell your friends!

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CraftyGuyMC SMP

10. Scuba diving, 11. Rock climbing, 12. Meditation retreat, 13. Stand-up comedy, 14. Surfing, 15. Camping in the wilderness, 16. Writing a book, 17. Taking a hot air balloon ride, 18. Attending a music festival, 19. Learning to play an instrument, 2. Traveling solo, 20. Going on a blind date., 3. Skydiving, 4. Bungee jumping, 5. Road trip, 6. Cooking a gourmet meal, 7. Learning a new language, 8. Volunteering abroad, 9. Dancing salsa, adventure sports, CraftyGuyMC, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building your own empire while fending off attacks from a horde of evil chickens. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve faced off against a chicken army armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens – they’re always plotting something…

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Federal-Level Emergency, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk, Kursk Emergency, KurskCraft, military conflict, Minecraft, national defense, political tensions, russia, Russia Declares Emergency, russian federation, security measures, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, ukraine russia conflict, Ukrainian crisis, Ukrainian Incursion

lol u ever wanted to play minecraft in a place where russia is declaring emergencies left and right? well boy do we have the server for u! come join us in our epic world where ukraine keeps tryna mess with russia and we gotta build walls and stuff to keep them out. it’s like a real life history lesson but with creepers and zombies. plus, putin himself makes appearances in the game and gives u quests to complete. join now for a wild ride of political drama and blocky adventures!

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FinnCraft – No Rusky Buys!

border control, Buying, buys, defence minister, drafting bill, european union, finland, FinnCraft, Finnish properties, foreign buyers, foreign investment, government policy, international relations, legislation, national security, political tensions, Prevent, property market, property ownership, real estate, restrictions, Rusky, Russian citizens

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build ur own lil world in minecraft, right? well, imagine if u could do that but with a twist! on this server, we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff happening, like, for realz.

first off, we got this epic war going on between the finnish and russian players. it’s like, total chaos, man. the finnish players are trying to stop the russian players from buying up all the properties in their virtual world. like, can u imagine that? it’s like a virtual cold war, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, the defence minister is getting involved too! he’s like, “no way, russian players, u can’t take over our virtual land!” it’s like a whole new level of drama in minecraft, dude.

so, if u wanna be part of this insane virtual war and help defend the finnish properties from the russian invaders, then u gotta join our server. it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before, trust me. come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic minecraft battle!

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MineFitCraft: Beat the Genes

beat, diabetes risk, disease prevention, FITNESS, Genes, genetic factors, genetic predisposition, genetic risk, health benefits, healthy choices, healthy diet, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, lifestyle changes, metabolic health, MineFitCraft, physical activity, Prevention, regular exercise, type 2 diabetes, wellbeing, wellness

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where if you eat lots of virtual veggies and do virtual exercise, you can, like, totally reduce your chances of getting type 2 diabetes, even if your minecraft character has, like, bad genetics or something. it’s, like, magic or something, man. so come join us on this wacky server where your virtual health actually matters and you can, like, live forever in the minecraft world without worrying about getting diabetes or whatever. it’s, like, a game changer, dude. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and healthy together in the virtual world. who knew minecraft could be so good for your health, right?

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ArcMan’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where every player gets their own personalized storyline! Ever wonder why Steve was the only one who got his own arc? Well, on this server, you can create your own epic tale filled with dragons, unicorns, and maybe even a talking llama sidekick. Join now and become the hero of your own Minecraft adventure! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own movie deal out of it. So what are you waiting for? Join today and start writing your own legend!

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Minecraft SMP: Big3MobileGamer

big 3, Big3MobileGamer, Casual Gaming, Entertainment, game reviews, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, mobile apps, mobile game developers, mobile game market, mobile game trends, mobile games, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming industry, multiplayer, online gaming, opinion, popular games, reviews, smp, strategy, Technology

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers SMP out there!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle creepers with a diamond sword that shoots lasers, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing Championship, where players ride on the backs of dragons through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of TNT, or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Join us now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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ParentTrapCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, divorced parents, family dynamics, Family Events, Father Figures, front row seats, parental expectations, parental relationships, ParentTrapCraft, personal boundaries, seating arrangements, step parents, Stepdads, summer program, teenage perspective, theatre performance, ticket distribution

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family with two dads who may or may not argue about seating arrangements at your virtual theater performance.

Experience the thrill of giving out free tickets to your virtual dad 1 and dad 2, only to have them fight over who gets to sit next to each other. Will they make up in time for the show, or will they end up purchasing new tickets just to avoid each other?

With our server, you’ll never have to worry about choosing between family members for prime seating – because in Minecraft, everyone can sit together in harmony (or not, depending on how the game goes).

So join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only conflict you’ll face is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

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SubtlePrankster Minecraft SMP

Gaslighting, Manipulation, messing with someone’s head, mind control, mind games, Minecraft, playing tricks, psychological tricks, smp, subtle gaslighting, subtle manipulation, subtle mind control, subtle mind games, subtle mind tricks, subtle pranks, subtle revenge, subtle sabotage, subtle tricks, subtle trolling, SubtlePrankster, trolling

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the main goal is to subtly mess with other players in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine building a secret trapdoor in someone’s base that leads to a room filled with nothing but chickens. Or replacing all of someone’s diamond blocks with blocks of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have epic events like “Troll Wars” where players compete to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and laughter that ensues.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and trolling is not only allowed but encouraged, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziness that awaits you.

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