cockmasturbationtoys – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NoHeadphonesNoPlay

adhd, all inclusive hotel, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, family conflict, family dynamics, family vacation, headphones, neurodiversity, NoHeadphonesNoPlay, noise canceling, overstimulation, personal boundaries, room service, ruining vacation, self-care, sensory overload, sibling relationships, Social Skills, Stubborn

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing noise-canceling headphones is not only allowed, but encouraged! Are you tired of constant overstimulation from your family? Join us and escape to a world where you can block out all the noise and distractions.

Imagine a virtual paradise where you can build your own peaceful retreat away from the chaos of real life. No more being followed around by loud siblings or being dragged into multiple conversations at once. On our server, you can finally find some peace and quiet.

And the best part? Our virtual room service is available 24/7, so you never have to leave your cozy hideaway. Dive into the virtual pool, explore the night activities, or simply relax in your own virtual space without any interruptions.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the constant overstimulation of real life. Your headphones are not only welcome here, they’re practically mandatory!

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HappyAge SMP: 30s Club

30s, aging, club, Contentment, fulfillment, growth, Happiest, Happiness, HappyAge, joy, life experiences, Maturity, Memories, Nostalgia, Older friends, perspective, reddit, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, specific age, why, wisdom

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure joy and happiness! Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of friendly players who are all over the age of 50. That’s right, we’re not your average SMP, we’re the retirement home of Minecraft!

Join us and relive the glory days of your youth while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow golden oldies. Who needs grandchildren when you have a whole community of seasoned players to game with? Plus, we have bingo nights every Friday and a special discount on virtual prune juice for all members.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you feel like a kid again (albeit a kid with arthritis), then look no further than our Minecraft SMP for the 50+ crowd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ExtraLife: The Organ Edition

anatomy, bioengineering, biology, body modification, Edition, evolutionary biology, extra organ, extralife, future technology, genetic modification, health enhancement, human body, human physiology, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, Medical Ethics, medical science, Organ, organ function, organ transplant, purpose, speculative biology

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you can also add extra organs to your body for superhuman abilities! Want to breathe fire like a dragon? Just add a flamethrower lung! Need to see in the dark like a ninja? Slap on some night vision eyeballs! The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a spleen when you can have a jetpack kidney instead? Let the madness begin!

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HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Palestinian, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, security threat, senior figure, Server, south Lebanon, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, War Crimes

lol come join our minecraft server where we blow up stuff like israeli strikes but with way more fun!!! we got senior hamas figures running around in south lebanon causing chaos and you can join in on the action!!! build your own base and defend it from crazy attacks, just like in real life but way more blocky!!! trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so come join us now and let’s have a blast together!!!

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SecretBaseStrike

Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, international relations, iran, IRGC, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, neighboring countries, nuclear program, president, regional stability, RETALIATION, secret bases, SecretBaseStrike, SECURITY, strike, Tensions, threat

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret bases in neighboring countries just like Iran’s president suggests! except instead of striking them, we build them up and make them super cool! the IRGC can’t dispute our awesomeness, they’re just jealous they’re not playing on our server! plus, we have the best parties in the minecraft world, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun! so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and non-stop laughs!

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Phoxis: Where Mobs custom eat the economy and race each other in a towny fantasy world! 1.20.2

1.20.2, alliances, Angels, Boss Battles, Connected, Custom, Demons, Eat, Economy, Elysium, Events, Exotic, FANTASY, Hide and seek, Immersive, Lycanthropes, mobs, mythical crafting, Nether dimensions, Phoxis, Prizes, Race, Resource World, smp, Towny, Unique, Vampires, Vanilla, Wars, world

Phoxis Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Races	Custom races plugin offering unique player experiences.
Towny	Create towns and nations, join alliances, and prevent griefing.
Custom Mobs	Encounter custom mobs and bosses for added challenge.
Events	Frequent events like Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is Phoxis?

Phoxis is a small and active Minecraft server with a close-knit community. We enhance the vanilla experience using custom plugins like races and custom items.

How are we different from other Minecraft Servers?

We offer unique races, Towny plugin for creating towns and alliances, custom mobs and bosses, and regular events like Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles.

What are the main features of the server?

Main features include races, Towny plugin, custom mobs and bosses, and regular events like Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles.

What plugins are currently active on the server?

Plugins include economy, Towny, multiple dimensions such as resource world and Nether, and the exotic world Elysium. Feel free to ask about any plugins in our Discord server!

RockinCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, blackrock, control, corporate, Corruption, Cover.Yagoo, finance, Greed, Industry, influence, Integrity, Investment, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, RockinCraft, scandal, Server, sockpuppeting, Unethical, wall street, Warning

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Blackrock is shaking in their boots! We’re so insane that we once had a llama ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ. Join us now and be a part of the madness before Blackrock tries to ruin the fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re Blackrock.

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Minecraft SMP: The /vg/ General Tier List Masters

/lorg, /wartg, 2hug, 4ccg, 5NF, ACG, afgg, agdg, akg, alg, axg, BAG, cod:g, Cross-Play, d2g, DDLC, dfg, dng, DRG, Egg, feg, FGG, fgoalter, fgog, fng, Fog, gbfg, general, gfg, gig, gsg, hbg, HG, hsrg, keng, kfg, khg, LCG, list, lolg, Masters, mbg, mcg, mggg, MHG, Minecraft, mmcg, nepgen, official /vg/ general tier list, osg, OWG, palg, pg, rlg, RSG, rwg, SG, smp, snowg, ss13g, ssbg, sthg, tesog, tf2g, tg, Tier, tsg, twg, utg, vrg, wfg, wowcg, wowg, wtg, xivg, zzz.

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that we have an official tier list for all the different factions you can join.

In the S tier, we have the alchemy masters (/alg/), the Team Fortress 2 gang (/tf2g/), the Aspiring Game Developers (/agdg/), and the Legendary Creepers Guild (/lcg/). These guys are the cream of the crop, the absolute legends of our server.

But don’t worry, if you’re not quite at that level yet, we have plenty of other tiers for you to join. From tasteful autism (/rlg/ and /dfg/) to tasteful weebs (/pg/ and /nepgen/), there’s a place for everyone on our server.

And if you’re feeling a bit more adventurous, why not join the B tier factions like the Underwater Temple Guardians (/utg/) or the Space Explorers (/sg/)? Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get up to with these guys!

But beware of the D tier factions like the Axe Throwers Guild (/axg/) or the Dungeon Dwellers (/dng/). These guys are a bit…well, let’s just say they’re not the most welcoming bunch.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods). Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

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BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Babysitting, Birth, Boundaries, children, Communication, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family feud, financial support, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, responsibilities, Server, Siblings, single mother, Support

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild entertainment? Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where players have to navigate through family feuds, baby trapping scandals, and unexpected babysitting duties. Will you be able to handle the drama and still build the best Minecraft creations?

Join now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and maybe even become the hero of the day by saving a player from a baby trap or helping them deal with entitled relatives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Let the chaos begin!

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TeenCraftStepMamaDRAMA

advice, advice column, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, extracurricular activities, family dynamics, growing up, high school, parenting, parenting challenges, reddit, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, step-parenting, Support, teenagers, TeenCraftStepMamaDRAMA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t rely on 14-year-olds to babysit our kids! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Looking for a place where you won’t be guilt-tripped into babysitting someone else’s kids? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for gamers who just want to game, without the added responsibility of childcare.

We promise not to ask you to babysit three kids under 13, or a newborn baby. Because let’s be real, that’s just not cool. Our server is all about fun and games, not changing diapers and making bottles.

So come join us and leave the drama at the door. We’re here to game, not to be your free babysitting service. Let’s build some epic structures and slay some virtual dragons together. See you in the game!

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