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ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

aging, Bed.., Boundaries, clean, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, Conflict, Edition, family, guests, health, Hospitality, hygiene, in-laws, relationships, Schedule, sensitivity, ShowerCraft, showering, Sleeping, smell, ventilation

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	169
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

HateNoise Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, bothersome, cacophony, Discordant, distressing, grating, HateNoise, high pitched, intolerable, IRRITATING, jarring, Minecraft, nails on a chalkboard, noise, offensive, Piercing, Racket, screeching, Shrill, smp, Sound, Unbearable, Unpleasant

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	145
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!

BlockBuddies, cutting off toxic people, diamonds, Drama, emotional well being, Healing Process, improving life, letting go, letting toxic people go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, positive changes, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, toxic friendships, toxic influences, toxic relationships

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Emeralds Found:	8852
Dimension Hops:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the drama!

Join us and experience the joy of cutting off toxic players from your life – literally! Our unique feature allows you to banish any player you want by chopping off their virtual head in-game. Say goodbye to griefers and trolls once and for all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Headless Horseman, who roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to cross him. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and claim his treasure?

So why wait? Join our server now and start slicing and dicing your way to a drama-free Minecraft experience like never before!

LynchingLadGoneBad

Aziz Salha, Conflict, death, gaza, IAF strike, Israeli Air Force, Justice, Killed, LynchingLadGoneBad, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian, photographer, preparator, Ramallah lynching, Report, RETALIATION, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as this headline! we got crazier stories than a guy getting killed in a IAF strike in Gaza! our players are like the Aziz Salha of minecraft, ready to take on any challenge and conquer any obstacle. join us for non-stop action, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing till you cry. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will go down in minecraft history!

No-Smoke Gen Minecraft

Cancer prevention, Gen, global health, health policy, lung cancer, lung cancer deaths, lung cancer prevention, Minecraft, non-smoking generation, NoSmoke, preventive measures, public health, smoking cessation, smoking prevention, smoking-related deaths, tobacco, tobacco ban, tobacco control, tobacco epidemic, tobacco industry, tobacco products, tobacco regulations, tobacco-free generation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that it can actually prevent 1.2 million deaths from lung cancer globally! How, you ask? By banning tobacco products for people born in 2006-2010! That’s right, we’re creating a whole new generation of non-smokers who will live long and prosper in the Minecraft world.

Imagine a world where almost half of future lung cancer deaths in men and around a third in women are prevented just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but better! So come on, join us and be a part of this amazing journey to a smoke-free Minecraft universe. Who knew that building blocks could save lives? Only on our server, baby! Let’s do this! 🚭🎮 #NoSmokingNoProblem #MinecraftSavesLives

SpaceCraft: Interstellar Adventure

Adventure, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, Download, drip marketing, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Interstellar, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha Trailer, preview page, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, spacecraft, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer, Version 2.5

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Votes:	7137

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of flying like a majestic aureus shot to Lupine Rue! Our server is so lit, it’s like the burning scent of home in the Lingsha trailer.

Join us for outrageous adventures with characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. You won’t believe the new drip marketing featuring Rappa and his 5* Imaginary Erudition!

Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Just use codes like GIFT5T3Y6764D3Q3 and STARRAILGIFT to unlock epic rewards.

And don’t forget about our exclusive tools and resources in /hsrg/, where you can find everything you need to dominate the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP

Boycott, consumer activism, consumer behavior, consumer rights, Entertainment, ethical consumption, game developers, games, gaming boycott, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming ethics, gaming industry, gaming industry practices, gaming market, gaming trends, Minecraft, Nintendo, player experience, smp, video games, vote with your wallet, wrong choices

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dimension Hops:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, aunt, Baptism, Bridesmaid, cousin, creative vision, Disappointment, family conflict, family drama, godmother, godparents, inclusion, last option, long distance, Minecraft, relationships, Server, uncle, wedding arrangements, wedding party, wedding planner, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of being someone’s last option? Do you want to be part of a community where you’re always a first choice? Then join our Minecraft server, where everyone is valued and included!

Just like the OP’s aunt, Carol, who couldn’t make up her mind about who to include in her wedding party, we value indecisiveness and drama. Join us for a chance to be chosen as a bridesmaid, only to be replaced last minute! Or maybe you’ll be asked to be a flower girl, just to have the offer taken away because someone else carried the baby for 9 months. The possibilities are endless!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where you’ll never know if you’re truly wanted or just a backup plan. Join now and embrace the chaos!

TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali

blended family, children’s experience, co parenting, compromise, cultural celebration, cultural exchange, custody agreement, custody battle, diwali, Emotional Abuse, family traditions, Halloween, halloween costumes, holiday division, Multiculturalism, narcissist, parenting days, Puja, religious influence, Trick or Treat, TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1503	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	8070	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8987	Towns Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	103

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your co-parenting situation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

Imagine trading Halloween for Diwali celebrations on our server – where you can trick-or-treat one minute and do Puja the next! Will you choose Halloween or Diwali? Or maybe both? The choice is yours, just like the custody agreement in this wild tale.

Experience the rush of travel, the thrill of cultural experiences, and the chaos of trying to balance it all. Will you be able to navigate through the craziness like this mom did? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience!

Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez

Addictive, Adventure, Android, AndroidGamez, app, best, Challenging, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Favorite, Fun, Game, Gaming, graphics, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, Play, Single player, Smartphone, smp, strategy, Top

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so bonkers that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!