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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6179 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!